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Date: 08/06/12 05:40 PM

32 Responses to America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    Link: America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again - Because even your Jesus looks like you.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3926 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 6:08 pm
    Jesus didn`t want the hamburger at first but was fine after they explained the mixup in the name.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    mormon Jesus =)
    side note: when i typed mormon..the spellchecker poped out and said: "did you mean moron?" ..that`s just too funny
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    TonyGCleff Male 18-29
    179 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    if this made even a tiny bit of sense, it still wouldn`t be funny. Shame on you for posting this. Shame on you...
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    We`re fat because of some pooty sculpture? I don`t get it.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 6:33 pm
    Jesus died for your highly processed food
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 6:35 pm
    Once again, I fail to see any indication of nationality.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 6:39 pm
    Well it keeps him from biting his nails.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    "IAB, This Is Why You`re Not Funny, Yet Again"
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 8:14 pm
    That`s a Caucasian Jesus. Obviously the work of Great Britain or some other white skinned centric Church of England kind of assimilation tactic. We yanks didn`t invent the Caucasian Jesus. So, come back to Earth.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 10:12 pm
    Triple-testi does not make for triple belly.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 6, 2012 at 11:49 pm
    White Jesus approves.

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    New_Guy Male 30-39
    406 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 12:23 am
    This is the Jesus I know and love.
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    sourkraut Male 40-49
    359 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 12:39 am
    Yeah, that was the last straw... IAB used to be funny, insightful and irreverent... Now it`s just bland, repetitive and boring... If you haven`t already, give Cracked.com a go... Seriously good fun...
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 6:12 am
    between the child porn and the anti-American agenda, it is obvious that IAB is targeting a specific group that I am not a part of, this site is only good for presenting evidence of the worst in people, drat you IAB
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 6:33 am
    No, IAB, you`ve got it wrong- so did the person who made the sculpture.

    We are born in HIS likeness, not Him in ours.

    We have the potential to look like that later in life if you learn to love junk food and hate exercise.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 7:38 am
    Lame I can`t eat that!
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 7:56 am
    We weren`t born in anythings image. This is funny as hell. It`s a sculpture(?) of a character in a fairy tale, and since the crazies follow his craziness, it was sculpted to reflect the hedonism and gluttony that they live by. I`m kidding, it`s just a statue of the fake god gobbling a burger down while being over weight.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 7:58 am
    Oh, and for the last time you fairy tale loving freaks, the nails went through the wrists, THE WRISTS. Can`t even get your own fairy tale right.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Jesus was american?
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    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 10:06 am
    He`s nailed to the cross AND got the burgers to his mouth... IT IS A MIRACLE!(cue Hallelujah Chorus) If there`s no bacon, Jesus will come down off the cross and kick ALL of your asses. sure, he was raised Jewish and pork is wrong, but REALLY, does it get any worse at this point??
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 10:29 am
    @Solvent: That`s not white Jesus, it`s Buddy Christ.
  23. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 11:11 am
    So funny!
  24. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    that`s....disturbing...
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    yep


    but the chicks dig him
  26. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    Well, haters against faith will find any reason to hate it for no reason.
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    infantry0 Male 30-39
    164 posts
    August 7, 2012 at 7:17 pm
    so sad.
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    rscpc Male 70 & Over
    4 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 4:44 am
    Another funny Jesus prankster. ButI`m still waiting for one of you funny people to prank the Prophet of Islam, you know the religion of peace and leave your address. Now that would be hilarious!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 5:53 am
    vv Muhammad vv

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    sorrymarry5 Male 40-49
    23 posts
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  31. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 7:16 am
    lol @ McGovern.
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 8:17 am
    is that made of cake?

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