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Date: 07/25/12 07:14 AM

22 Responses to You`ll Pray For Constipation [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 7:15 am
    Link: You`ll Pray For Constipation - What`s worse than blocked bowels? Emptying your bowels on this... toilet?
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 7:19 am
    Biologically speaking the most efficient position to be in when going boom-boom is squatting as it aligns the bowels properly, something our bodies have adapted to after millennia of squatting.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2372 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 7:25 am
    In Soviet Russia, toilet scares poo back into you!
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 7:25 am
    You`ve gotta love that toilet brush. I doubt even a street-cleaning truck could help this bathroom.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7047 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 7:25 am
    Actually squat-toilets are better for your bowels and more...nah, forget it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 7:36 am
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:15 am
    That`s drating stupid, just squat, it`s the natural way and it`s healthier.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:35 am
    at least is has a chair
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:40 am
    NNoamfer, adults who have been raised to sit while pooping are often physically incapable of squatting to do so.

    Oh, and it`s also natural to eat raw meat and not wear clothes. I`d rather be comfortable.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 9:47 am
    Dude if you really gotta go you will go no matter where
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 9:53 am
    that`s actually a nice toilet for that part of the world
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    Viewtifreak Male 18-29
    40 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 10:16 am
    do people really squat to poo instead of sitting? first Ive heard of this
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 10:55 am
    The chair is placed over a typical toilet from, say, India (or somewhere thereabouts) for someone who isn`t used to having a toilet like that.

    Note, we evolved squatting in the field to sh*t, and as such we have a reflex that makes it harder to poop when we`re not in a squatting (or at the least sitting) position. You`ll notice that older toilets that are closer to the ground make it easier to pinch a loaf than newer ones sized "for comfort". If you`re ever having trouble on the can, bend your upper torso as close to your knees as you can comfortably get it. It`s not a magic cure for constipation, but it helps.

    !*~*The More You Know*~*!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 11:12 am
    The main problem with squat-pooping is your pants and underwear around your ankles - it makes you all off balance - I suppose if you had no pants or underwear on, it would be fine.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 11:13 am
    And why not make the hole bigger? You can`t really aim poop.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 11:20 am
    looks like you would get a disease the moment you step within 10 feet of that thing
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    notcname Male 18-29
    66 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 11:45 am
    Squatting is the sh*t. I squat in the U.S. I bought a contraption that turns a regular toilet into a squat toilet in seconds(by making it flat). So much easier and my stomach feels GOOD afterwards.
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    notcname Male 18-29
    66 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 11:46 am
    Butt I have to put toilet paper all around it so poo poo doesn`t fly everywhere there`s so much pressure. So I don`t know why they made the hole so small here.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    I wish I could squat poop. Did you know that there is actually a muscle in our body whose sole purpose is to prevent us from pooping while in a sitting position? AKA, we are not meant to poop while sitting.
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    Shinymetal Male 18-29
    171 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 1:33 am
    I have shat in some crazy places but anything beats that poo hole.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 9:06 am
    Lol,toilet brush.Why bother?
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    KitFox Female 30-39
    595 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 7:34 pm
    I`d rather squat, thank you very much.

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