You`ll Pray For Constipation [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Weird

What"s worse than blocked bowels? Emptying your bowels on this... toilet?
There are 22 comments:
Female 595
I`d rather squat, thank you very much.
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Male 2,737
Lol,toilet brush.Why bother?
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Male 171
I have shat in some crazy places but anything beats that poo hole.
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Male 4,793
I wish I could squat poop. Did you know that there is actually a muscle in our body whose sole purpose is to prevent us from pooping while in a sitting position? AKA, we are not meant to poop while sitting.
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Male 66
Butt I have to put toilet paper all around it so poo poo doesn`t fly everywhere there`s so much pressure. So I don`t know why they made the hole so small here.
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Male 66
Squatting is the sh*t. I squat in the U.S. I bought a contraption that turns a regular toilet into a squat toilet in seconds(by making it flat). So much easier and my stomach feels GOOD afterwards.
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Male 2,199
looks like you would get a disease the moment you step within 10 feet of that thing
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Female 4,039
And why not make the hole bigger? You can`t really aim poop.
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Female 4,039
The main problem with squat-pooping is your pants and underwear around your ankles - it makes you all off balance - I suppose if you had no pants or underwear on, it would be fine.
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Male 3,894
The chair is placed over a typical toilet from, say, India (or somewhere thereabouts) for someone who isn`t used to having a toilet like that.

Note, we evolved squatting in the field to sh*t, and as such we have a reflex that makes it harder to poop when we`re not in a squatting (or at the least sitting) position. You`ll notice that older toilets that are closer to the ground make it easier to pinch a loaf than newer ones sized "for comfort". If you`re ever having trouble on the can, bend your upper torso as close to your knees as you can comfortably get it. It`s not a magic cure for constipation, but it helps.

!*~*The More You Know*~*!
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Male 40
do people really squat to poo instead of sitting? first Ive heard of this
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Male 2,376
that`s actually a nice toilet for that part of the world
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Male 15,510
Dude if you really gotta go you will go no matter where
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Male 658
NNoamfer, adults who have been raised to sit while pooping are often physically incapable of squatting to do so.

Oh, and it`s also natural to eat raw meat and not wear clothes. I`d rather be comfortable.
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Male 2,855
at least is has a chair
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Male 1,216
That`s drating stupid, just squat, it`s the natural way and it`s healthier.
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Male 38,501
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Male 7,031
You`ve gotta love that toilet brush. I doubt even a street-cleaning truck could help this bathroom.
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Male 7,123
Actually squat-toilets are better for your bowels and more...nah, forget it.
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Male 2,670
In Soviet Russia, toilet scares poo back into you!
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Male 5,811
Biologically speaking the most efficient position to be in when going boom-boom is squatting as it aligns the bowels properly, something our bodies have adapted to after millennia of squatting.
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Male 20,194
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