You Know The Swallowing 8 Spiders A Year Myth [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

It"s completely inaccurate.
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Male 5,567
"I find the occasional spider in my bed maybe twice a year."

Those were the few that escaped!
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Male 5,413
I was told this when I was younger, but instead I decided to look it up like a smart person and saw it was BS.
"Instantly believes everything you hear".
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Male 911
I don`t even remember the last time i slept with my mouth open, it`s very uncomfortable for me. And this is bullpoo anyway. AAAANNNDDDDD it`s not like spiders have "Warm, moist places Radar"
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Male 766
I find the occasional spider in my bed maybe twice a year. I`m a light sleeper and I can guarantee I have never had anything in my mouth I did not want.
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Male 187
Thank you, Lovepath, for the debunking links. Makes me feel so much better.
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Male 14,330
[quote]I will now be taping my mouth shut at night. Thanks. [/quote]

Your husband has started the divorce papers!!!
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Male 41
It is a rather unpleasant thought, but one, it seems, which is most probably not based in fact:

http://www.burkemuseum.org/spidermyth/myths/whileyousleep.html

http://www.brownreclusespider.org/eating-spider-while-asleep.htm
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Male 5
Well, that explains why I fart indestructable cotton balls every morning.
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Male 3,310
Yes, anytime I find a spider it`s in the warmest, wettest place of all. Like in a breezy air passage, where they can catch flying things.
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Female 16
I will now be taping my mouth shut at night. Thanks.
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Male 1,674
isn`t this a repost?
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Male 768
I was so angry when my girlfriend killed my pet spider, "Toby Maguire", Well not really a pet but was a wolf spider that lived in the corner of our bedroom window. She warned me to move him but I liked him where he was. Poor Toby, I still haven`t fully forgiven her.
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Male 2,199
seems like you got the making of a creepypasta there MattPrince
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Male 2,376
i dratin love spiders. there`s one in my bathroom behind my toilet. will i kill? hell no. i named him, and i throw him bugs every so often.. can`t wait to eat him
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Male 154
I swallow spiders on purpose.
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Male 2,220



Dysdera crocata - loves houses at night.

Sleep tight ;)
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Male 2,220
Total bollocks.

I was in a lovely old fashioned telephone box on Dartmoor the other day after dark. It was partially hidden but the light was still working and I could see through the windows that it was wall to wall spider webs.

The door made a noise like velcro parting when I opened it and once inside I could barely move without brushing into the webs. There were big house spiders (tegeneria sp.) in all directions, including several above me.

The phone itself was shrouded in silk, amidst which sat the biggest female house spider I`ve ever seen. For a second I imagined what would happen if the door was stuck and I had to try and call out.. the spider would surely scuttle up the cable towards my open mouth...
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Male 4,793
I quit.
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Male 593
Rofl, wonder how many people will have a hard time sleeping tonight xD
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Male 19,861
Link: You Know The Swallowing 8 Spiders A Year Myth [Pic [Rate Link] - It`s completely inaccurate.
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