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Worst Video Game Ever! [Pic]

If you like this game, you”ll love the McDonald”s fry cook simulator.

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Category: Tech
Date: 07/06/12 03:25 PM

30 Responses to Worst Video Game Ever! [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    19370 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    Link: Worst Video Game Ever! - If you like this game, you`ll love the McDonald`s fry cook simulator.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37890 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    I beg to differ . . .

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    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:44 pm
    Lies it is one of the best games. Most ppl review it as a game. It sweeps mass effect away!
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    wolladude Male 30-39
    376 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    Gerry, that`s the predecessor to Arkanoid!
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    search for "simulator"

    heres just a few:
    Excavator simulator, fork-lift truck simulator, and garbage disposal simulator

    aerosoft are the other people who make them, such as the gem "london underground simulator," where you don`t design the tracks, you just drive a train
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 4:19 pm
    You need to check out Cr1TiKaL`s YouTube page. He does gameplay commentaries on stuff like this and other games. He be funny.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5874 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm
    Don`t knock heritage.
    There are many industries with multi-generational employees; grandfathers, fathers, sons, all of them earning a living providing society with the services it most desperately needs.
    If you feel your that child could follow in your footsteps, then it your duty to ensure that they are given a good start in life.
    I rest my case Your Honour.
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 5:20 pm
    Secretly in it you`re actually a pissed off municipal worker who`s decided he`s had enough of cleaning up people`s sh-t (I guess perhaps literally sometimes...) and isn`t going to take it anymore.

    The first mission starts off with some calm street cleaning. Then the guy snaps and you start ramping the truck and running stuff over before smashing into the gun store and incapacitating the owner.

    The next mission has you moving through the city gunning down pigs GTA style on your way to the pharmacy a few blocks over. Once there you break in, hold them up and start start sucking down a roostertail of pills. It gives you the powerups (recover more quickly from injuries) and (increased stamina and accuracy).

    The next mission involves successfully taking hostages in the pharmacy and finding a method of escape while holding off the pigs.

    Sounds like a pretty sweet game to me.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5874 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    Penguin whatever dude:
    Your imagination is too wild for this game.
    The levels are progressive;
    1. start engine, drive around for 10 minutes.
    2. switch on rotary brush on kerbside, practice close-kerb vehicle control.
    3. learn how to fill tanks and use dust-suppression water-spray.
    4. 2 hour lunch-break checkin` out the chicks!
    5. head back to the depot.
    6. you`re the game designer, help!
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 5:37 pm
    Really? The filter sensors the `c-ck` in `c-cktail`? Jesus, why is there even a filter? If this was meant to be a site for children, well, that ship sailed a long, LONG time ago. On top of it it doesn`t just insert some stars, it changes the word. It`s moronic.

    There are pictures and links to clearly adult things all over here, so what genius just arbitrarily decided `herp a derp, better put us a filter on here! Don`t wanta be corruptin` none o` them kiddies! Derp...Well, now that them kiddies are safe, I guess I better get back to puttin` some of these pictures o` things that look like d-cks an` stuff up here..."

    It`s annoying having to put hashes in any word that could possibly get filtered to avoid getting it automatically get changed so what I wrote sounds idiotic (or any more so than it already did) or nonsensical. Now that I think of it there`s probably a more appropriate avenue for my b-tching somewhere. I should investigate.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    "roostertail" <-- Hahahahahaaahhaa!!!!!!!!
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    If they have any form of martial arts I`m throwing my money down the pooter
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10840 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    You`re snappy subtitle won`t save your obviously crappy game from its crappiness.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    4071 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 6:39 pm
    `cocktail` is funny but i think `cockroaches` is funnier....
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    4071 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 6:39 pm
    so how come the filter didn`t work?????
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm
    Look at the gameplay of it. It`s real, and terrible.
    I still want it.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3445 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    It`s probably training software.
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    PosisDas Male 30-39
    53 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    No, the worst "game" ever is Big Rigs Over the Road Racing. The only reason to even call it a game and not some utterly forgettable POS alpha is because it was actually boxed and put on store shelves.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    35026 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 10:24 pm
    You name it? Then there exists:
    -porn of it
    -computer game of it

    Mmmm, catgirl game?

    YUP! It Exists! Y`all can go find your own catgirl p0rn...
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 10:46 pm
    DShephard - fab link, made my LOL
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    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 10:59 pm
    lol no it`s a real game, it`s prolly the best one ever
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    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    680 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 1:44 am
    No, the worst "game" ever would be watching the grass grow.

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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 2:35 am
    $10? Haha, NPC hobos trying to steal your lunch?
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    Adcro Male 18-29
    369 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 4:30 am
    @asianchamp It`s £10 (ten pounds) not $10. This amazing game in the US and Aus would be around $15! lol
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:04 am
    @Forplay2k Change the name to GardenVille and put it on facebook and you have yourself a hit.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9328 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 7:36 am
    Who thought this was a good idea.
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    Guhlius Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 7, 2012 at 11:19 am
    I beg to differ
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    TheJ3553 Male 18-29
    145 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Still the worst game ever.

    All that proved is you can add mods to it and record very low quality videos while screaming at stupid poo.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11740 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    I know what my kids are getting for Christmas.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2384 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 2:07 pm

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