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Date: 07/08/12 09:07 AM

26 Responses to Woman Squeezes What Out Of What? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 9:07 am
    Link: Woman Squeezes What Out Of What? - Worse news item of the week. Ouch!
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 9:11 am
    yea nc ftw!!!!!
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    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 9:26 am
    The worst part of this news is the "SEE ALSO" in red.
    There is a thin line of racism here.
    "13-Year-Old Boy Shot Dead By 75-Year-Old White Next Door"
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 9:38 am
    Oh dear god. Please cut of her tits in retalliation; for some reason bitches think it`s cool to go for the nuts.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 10:00 am
    I think it was Deuteronomy 25:11-12 that said:

    "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand".

    Which, you know, may be a little harsh, but fair. How many testicles does a man have to lose before ultimate vengeance is demanded?; I`m guessing two, tops.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 10:05 am
    I would have went Miami zombie on that biznatch
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    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 10:21 am
    Love the "see also"

    Kid: "Oh Mr WILSO-"
    Wilson: *BLAM* Shut up Dennis
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 10:30 am

    "13-Year-Old Boy Shot Dead By 75-Year-Old White Next Door"
    Why so racist, NEWS ? Who you callin "BOY"!!!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 10:53 am
    OUCH!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 12:21 pm
    Lookie What I Found!!! Thanks @MacGuffin!

    It`s the "Skeptics Annotated Bible" folks! I know a LOT of IABers will love this resource!

    I think I`ll go suggest it... (hint hint)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    Even Better! it does the same for the Quran! AND you can organize by type of skepticism!
    I`ve linked "absurdities" for your amusement...

    "Allah commands the angels to worship Adam. They all do, except for Iblis, who becomes a disbeliever." 2:34

    There`s lots of factual study here too, it`s not "only" for laffs. But laffs = good!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Ha! What a nut!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    I bet this woman was murder on zits as a teen.
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    Bantangoo Male 30-39
    133 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    argh!
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    Cut her clit off?
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 4:22 pm
    @5Cats, what the hell are you talking about?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    LOL @ 5Cats - wrong thread dude.
    I`ve done that before.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 8:50 pm
    Doing something like this takes balls.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 9:09 pm
    That can actually happen?!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 11:10 pm
    @Xerasia &@Gerry1: lolz! I mean I went to look up @MacGuffin`s quote and accidentally found that site.
    It Has It`s Own Thread! Thanks @FancyLad (or other Mod!)

    @Silverthread: Oooo! I see what you did there! Took me a moment, but that`s comedy gold my friend! :salutes:

    @Ani187: Rule34! (If you can imagine it, porn exists for it)

    AND FINALLY: 20 posts in and not one mention of "busting a nut"??? Oy!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 11:11 pm
    Ps: I was looking it up not because I though she was wrong, but because it was one I`d never come across before... curiosity, cats, you know!
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 4:27 am
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 7:29 am
    Sometimes you feel like a nut...
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    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 8:10 am
    I initially read that as "sneezes", not "squeezes", and still thought that`s what it was as I read the first line. A very WTF moment.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 8:30 am
    Guns don`t kill people. Angry black women kill people.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    July 10, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    Put that Black bitch in jail for the rest of her drating life!!

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