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Date: 07/18/12 02:00 PM

36 Responses to Woman on Motorized Scooter Vs. Escalator

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    moedookie Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    Link: Woman on Motorized Scooter Vs. Escalator - Woman on a scooter tries to take the escalator. Woman soon realizes that it was a very bad idea.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    Hmm, maybe that didnt went as planned...
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    slightlys Male 18-29
    92 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    I feel no sympathy for her at all! That kind of stupidity should be painful.
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    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 2:12 pm
    It`s funny because she`s handicapped!
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    Maybe she`s just a fan of happy wheels.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    July 18, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    Stupid woman.
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    jonswan12 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    why`d they stop it? She was smooth sailing from there, the hard part was over
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    agreed, she loves happy wheels so much she had to try it herself.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    July 18, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    slightlys:
    "I feel no sympathy for her at all! That kind of stupidity should be painful."
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    +1
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    SteelNexus Male 18-29
    21 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    This whole interfering with Darwinism has to stop.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 3:36 pm
    Stupid. Purely Stupid. And it DID hurt. Yes!!!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 3:50 pm
    I whole-heartedly agree with all the preceding comments.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    Oh, so funny, yet so bad to laugh at, but so funny.

    "It`s funny because she`s handicapped!"

    And stupid. She`s stupid too. And it makes me wonder - this couldn`t have been the first time she tried this, right? Like, she approached it with confidence. Just so funny on so many levels, one of which is that a public employee saw this preserved it, and sent it to the internet.
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    They shoul have not stopped it. She was almost half way up. she could have made it.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 5:19 pm
    `merica
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    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    That`s why she needs a wheelchair in the first place
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    what an idiot! and i bet she tries to sue the place....
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 18, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Don`t drink & drive.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2012 at 7:02 pm
    I hereby present her with this week`s Darwin award :-)



    Congratulations ma`m!
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    showstoprake Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 7:30 pm
    Thats determination!



    Stupid bitch.
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    I didn`t expect to but I laughed pretty damn hard at this, and they stopped her in the middle xD funny stuff right there
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 8:54 pm
    Haha wtf was she thinking ??? That went entirely as expected !!

    Not impressed, tho, with how long it took to get the emergency stop to actually kick in. What if your clothing/body part(s) were caught in the thing and getting chewed up ?? Every second counts...

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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 9:21 pm
    That high IQ is probably why she needs a scooter
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    chobo Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2012 at 10:16 pm
    Kill it with fire... people should not be alive and be so stupid. Or on the other hand,the only legit reason I can think of here is maybe she is mentally handicapped? If so, I`m sorry that had to hurt.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
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    July 18, 2012 at 10:49 pm
    She would have made if it wasn`t stopped-idiot
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    July 18, 2012 at 11:38 pm
    They should put those TYPES of people on an Island so we don`t have to look at them.


















    Just kidding.






    Or am I?
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:30 am
    Would it at least be a nice island?

    or is this like when my dad took the family dog to the "farm"?
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 5:04 am
    Damn you for making me laugh, now I have to live with the guilt.
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 5:10 am
    @Jendrian-you have to die or loose the ability to have kids to be eligible for a Darwin Award.
    Note- just a thought but we should all feel bad if she used the escalator because the elevator was broken. Would it still be funny? hate to say it but yes, damn funny.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:57 am
    ROFL!! How did that seem like a good idea?
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 7:43 am
    omfg. someone please ban these advertising ass fools. it`s bad enough these pricks try to sell you poo as you`re just walking on the street, but now they have my interwebz too. Phuck your fake ass coach purses and Fuggly boots.

    and yeah... scooter + escalator = GG
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2379 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:16 am
    They should have let it ride out.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:40 pm
    Yeah, bright move with the emergency stop button. Now she and her scooter are upside down on a staircase, instead of deposited sideways at the top.
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    Lowmaxxx Male 40-49
    20 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    I saw the news report on this she was 50ft from a elevator and was to lazy to go and use it she thought it would take to much time to get to and was quicker if she used the escalator I hope she has no plans to have children and start to breed.
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    257 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 5:33 am
    imagine this with the Benny Hill theme song playing
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 21, 2012 at 1:45 am
    Everyone seems to forget that people who are truly ill are usually on some kind of befuddling medication. It makes smart people look stupid. She may have been legitimately confused . . . but I don`t expect evidence of compassion on the web . . .

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