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Date: 07/06/12 03:14 PM

27 Responses to When I Use Chopsticks In A Chinese Restaurant [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    Ohhkay.
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    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    Damn chop stick elitists. I use a fork with pride.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    Yes cause eating should be complicated! Ever watch a person eat rice with chopsticks it`s an exercise in futility!
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    That`s the reason Asians are less fat. They can`t get enough food on their utensils, and steak is just out altogether.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm

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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    Are they telling us to Fork off?
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    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    Logic and functionality use a fork. Style and aesthetics use chopsticks.

    Long live logic and functionality.
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    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    chopsticks aren`t difficult at all... heck i find it harder to use both a knife and fork together. With Chinese food, everything is bitesized.

    and Chinese people normally bring the bowl to their face and shovel rice into their mouths (although Japanese find this rude, but whatever). Generally asian rice (not rice you get in asian restaurants- which are different for western taste) are generally much stickier anyway
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    Chopstick we`re invented by a couple of bored ladies who told every one it`s a chic way to eat soupy food, I think :-)
    Asian food just dose not taste the same with cutlery. Just like Indian food won`t be right with chopsticks.
    Culture bit ches
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    alsobored Male 18-29
    347 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 6:54 pm
    well that`s a bit obnoxious don`t you think.
    also lol@ guys in the comments discussing whether chop sticks really are superior. Seriously...
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    I`m only allowed to use a plastic spork, then they take it away and hide it after each meal for fear of the stabs.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 8:43 pm
    Screw convenience, let`s use sticks instead!
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    Because you eat your food with two pieces of wood, your culture is superior ??? Well, as my grandpa would say, f*ck you and the horse you rode in on....
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 9:48 pm
    Also, the submitter has no avatar, and chose as her username Skanky Slut ?? Seems legit....
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm
    As one of the seemingly few people who were actually BORN in Vancouver, I grew up using chopsticks on the excellent Chinese cuisine available around here. It just doesn`t seem right to eat it with a fork. But I still have a tough time convincing Chinese people at take-out operations that I actually want sticks to eat with!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 11:05 pm
    Fork people got, no reason
    Fork people got, no reason to liiiive!
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 12:54 am
    Its not that chopstick people are superior, just that you haters are forking lazy...
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    DisownedPopy Female 18-29
    29 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 3:20 am
    I`m a fork person :( I`m far too much of a pig to try and use those blasted sticks!
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    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 4:51 am
    Eh heh heh Noodles & Co.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:10 am
    I use chopsticks decently well, and I`m secure enough in those tallents to eat my food with which ever untensil is provided for me.
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    TheShmoo Male 18-29
    213 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:51 am
    I eat like a chimp and use my hands.
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 7:03 am
    Here`s your order of peas smart ass.
  23. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 10:35 am
    VV Asian cuisine right? So the peas would be with sticky rice. PoP.
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 11:11 am
    or noodles
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    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 10:29 pm
    Try Ethiopian Food. They eat their food with pancakes.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 1:42 am
    Korean Food > Japanese food OR Chinese food.

    Just MHO of course!

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