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Date: 07/27/12 02:45 PM

24 Responses to Turtles Or Snakes: Which Do Cars Hit More?

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 27, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    Link: Turtles Or Snakes: Which Do Cars Hit More? - Mark Rober put rubber turtles and snakes on roads to see who would swerve out of their way to kill it. People are sick.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm
    i stop for squirrels. unless its not safe to do so..
    anyhow this was actually a good video!! the TMNT refs made my day!!!!
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    July 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    That was well worth it! Excellent! :-)
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    July 27, 2012 at 3:31 pm
    Damn. I thought for sure that was going to be Mario at the end, not Shredder.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    Loved that - and, really, what sick bastard would run over a turtle??
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    Sloppy1 Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2012 at 5:57 pm
    Really? poor snakes and turtles
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    Now do it again but with cement turtles. drat their cars up when they decide to do an evil thing. Goddamn hilarious. Hell, why not even put some low explosive in the turtle, really teach em a lesson.
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    skypirate Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2012 at 7:28 pm
    lol, that was great...loved the ending
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 27, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    I agree with TKD, give those heartless bastards some payback. Make some kind of ceramic turtle with spikes inside so when they run over it they get some drated up tires.
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    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    i thought it was going to show mario
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    July 27, 2012 at 10:16 pm
    @ TKD & freddy, ideally what you would want would be a porous silicone foam turtle with one big steel spike. When they hit it, the silicone would collapse around the spike which would be driven into the tire. The question is, would you want a wide spike with cutting edges that would ruin their tire, but it would also cause an immediate blowout, so they would know what caused it, or would you use a slender spike that would poke a small hole that would slowly leak air so they wouldn`t realize they had a flat till they were miles down the road, but the tire would still be repairable?
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    furrything Male 50-59
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    July 28, 2012 at 12:30 am
    Interesting and funny.
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
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    July 28, 2012 at 6:10 am
    Why would a turtle be so far from the sea?
    Does he really mean tortoises?
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2012 at 6:18 am
    I know how to stop this...
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 6:57 am
    SUV owners are evil/insecure?
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
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    July 28, 2012 at 10:53 am
    Y`know what`ve been HILARIOUS?

    If somebody swerved so hard their vehicle rolled over, and maybe killed someone!

    GODAMMIT THAT`D BE EPIC
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
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    July 28, 2012 at 11:51 am
    WHO WOULD RUN OVER A TURTLE?!?! Bastards.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2012 at 1:08 pm
    Judging by the sound I`d say it was Super Mario in the car that swerved to hit the turtle
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    @Baelzar True, it was irresponsible to endanger drivers to satisfy a whim.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    True, it was irresponsible to endanger drivers to satisfy a whim.
    Wrong, he did not put them in the roadway. It was irresponsible of those drivers to swerve off the road.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 7:30 pm
    @xmastree_ph - He clearly meant tortoises. A lot of people in the US incorrectly interchange tortoise and turtle. However, they wouldn`t have to be near the ocean. There are species of turtles that live in lakes and rivers. Even a small stream can have them so turtles can be found on the roads.

    @OldOllie - I`d want the spike to blow out the tire and shred it right away. Maybe the next time the idiot sees something like that on the road they`ll think twice about running over it.
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 31, 2012 at 6:16 am
    @PinkRhoid Right you are, PinkRhoid. Didn`t see that.

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