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Date: 07/07/12 05:30 PM

13 Responses to To Serve And Protect [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:34 am
    Link: To Serve And Protect - And try not to make any jokes about having big balls...well hello there officer!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    It looks like she is really enjoying the view.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    Kinky poo: yoor doing it rong.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    Cops have it bad enough, what with the violence and Human depravity. Can you imagine having to look at the view her perspective must have rendered?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:54 pm
    Cop: Sir! Don`t kill yourself just because you have a tiny penis!
    Guy: What? I`m killing myself because I lost my job!
    Cop: Oh, hahaha! Just forget what I said!
    Guy: Waaa!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Is that Tosh.O?
  7. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 10:14 pm
    Cop:"So... How DID you get out there?"
    Guy:"Wife spraying spider in toilet plus cigarette plus open window."
    Cop:"Oh. I thought your nuts were supposed to be that color. Does that hurt?"
    Guy:"Only when the phone ring-yee-yee-yings!! Dammit!! F-ing 90 volt shocks! What else can happen to me here?"
    Cop:"Well, there is that bee the just landed on your a-"
    Guy:"OWWW!!! FUFF!!! I`m ALLERTHIC!!!"*face and tongue swelling*
    Cop:"Well then: There is the matter of the citation for contacting the wire without a permit."
    Guy:"The onthy thinn that can mathe this worth ith hathing my ath end up all oather the neth."
    Cop:"No chance of that happening..." *looking at people with camera phones*
  8. Profile photo of Brometheus
    Brometheus Male 30-39
    376 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 10:26 pm
    At least she knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that he`s not concealing a weapon.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 1:01 am
    No, sir, I will not use it to pull you back inside.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 1:31 am
    How the drat?
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 4:47 am
    The husband came home early?
  12. Profile photo of Tekinette
    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 5:14 am
    It`s obviously a scene from the new spiderman movie where he discovers his new power !
  13. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 5:42 am
    Don`t look directly into it ...

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