To Serve And Protect [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Weird

And try not to make any jokes about having big balls...well hello there officer!
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Male 2,860
Don`t look directly into it ...
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Male 273
It`s obviously a scene from the new spiderman movie where he discovers his new power !
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Female 2,549
The husband came home early?
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Male 6,737
How the drat?
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Male 7,775
No, sir, I will not use it to pull you back inside.
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Male 376
At least she knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that he`s not concealing a weapon.
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Male 5,617
Cop:"So... How DID you get out there?"
Guy:"Wife spraying spider in toilet plus cigarette plus open window."
Cop:"Oh. I thought your nuts were supposed to be that color. Does that hurt?"
Guy:"Only when the phone ring-yee-yee-yings!! Dammit!! F-ing 90 volt shocks! What else can happen to me here?"
Cop:"Well, there is that bee the just landed on your a-"
Guy:"OWWW!!! FUFF!!! I`m ALLERTHIC!!!"*face and tongue swelling*
Cop:"Well then: There is the matter of the citation for contacting the wire without a permit."
Guy:"The onthy thinn that can mathe this worth ith hathing my ath end up all oather the neth."
Cop:"No chance of that happening..." *looking at people with camera phones*
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Male 38,455

Is that Tosh.O?
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Male 37,675
Cop: Sir! Don`t kill yourself just because you have a tiny penis!
Guy: What? I`m killing myself because I lost my job!
Cop: Oh, hahaha! Just forget what I said!
Guy: Waaa!
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Male 2,756
Cops have it bad enough, what with the violence and Human depravity. Can you imagine having to look at the view her perspective must have rendered?
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Female 2,602
Kinky poo: yoor doing it rong.
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Male 11,740
It looks like she is really enjoying the view.
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Female 8,044
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