This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 375 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

Awesome!
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Female 29
the only drug I`ve ever done is alcohol, and that is more then enough for me. I don`t know why, but I just feel really grateful that I get so much out of life without having to rely on something else for a high. I`ve seen way too many sad, lost and useless people who use.
I don`t mean to sound superior or anything, I guess I just have a Dali outlook on life. And I`m also lucky to have had a decent upbringing. Nothing depresses me more then seeing people who have had a great childhood yet fall prey to peer pressure and use drugs.
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Male 11,739
Drugs at least give him some excuse for marrying Roseanne.
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Male 657
@HolyGod. That is dumb. If someone told you that the pizza you were about to eat was the best you ever had would you then not eat it as to not ruin future pizzas? Life isn`t about measuring each experience against the others to find the best one.
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Male 294
Really? The first time I did cocaine I was extremely underwhelmed. Sure, it felt pretty awesome for a little, except it was expensive as hell, lasts for ~30 minutes, and most importantly makes you crash and feel like sh-t after unless you take something to knock yourself out.

Of course I`m also comparing it to drugs like benzos or opiates. Actually I ended up doing both coke and heroin(`dope` here) for the first time on the same night. Even discounting all other factors I think make other drugs far better, even at the peak of my use I was only going through about 120$/day of dope. That`s like, 2-3 grams of coke. To a regular user that would be nothing. Coke is unbelievably overrated.

Though coke doesn`t have anywhere near the stigma heroin does. Unfair? Perhaps, a lot of ppl accept dope as super-scary even though they know nothing about it and don`t even recognize it as an opiate, like painkillers they`ve likely taken, but that`s how it is.
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Male 10,105
patchouly

Funny. That is an honest reason to not do drugs, they are too much fun. I asked a friend about ecstasy once. He told me it was the best thing he had ever experienced. The best food he ever ate was on ecstasy. The best music he had ever heard was on ecstasy. The best sex he ever had was on ecstasy. I never touched the stuff. I don`t want to adjust the bar for every future experience to not measure up.
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Male 4,745
First time I did cocaine, it WAS awesome. As a matter of a fact, it so awesome, I knew I would be in trouble if I continued, so I never did it again.

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Male 425
Why is it then when i see fancy`s name i immediately want to identify it and sell it on the auction house?
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Male 21,018
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