The Proposed Facebook Status Updater? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

I like that Facebook is getting super-specific about Relationship Status signifiers now. It means the world is changing.
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Male 139
LOL I`m lucky to have been cheated on by a girl who turned out to be a whore. yeah yay me. like that`s any fun, atleast I got an experience out of it.
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Male 294
Yes, no GF since birth. Finally, some recognition over here. I`m tired of all these people assuming that just because I`m a 5`11" handsome, dark haired, square-jawed, broad shouldered, charismatic, well spoken recently turned-21 year old former wrestler with a troubled past including periods of drug use who plays the guitar that I must be just swimming in boobs. It`s prejudice. What, I can`t be a virgin who`s never been in a relationship in his life? I can`t be a lonely guy who`s always been so screwed up that I`ve never felt it would be fair to enter a relationship and pawn my problems off on anyone else?

Hey, chaoskitty, I live on the east coast of the U.S.. Perhaps I could fly over and we could cure each others` statuses? Hm? Sound like fun? You know you want to. I`ll automatically assume your answer is yes. I`ll start getting packed, you can give me specifics as I`m on my way over.
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Female 450
no bf since birth -.-
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Female 4,349
i bags bitter and forever alone.
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Male 2,592
Forgot the creeper. Probably should be combined with forever alone.
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Female 2,602
F*ck Buddy or GTFO.
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Female 362
I like the "Being Led On," "Bitter," and "Forever Alone" ones.
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Male 2,700
Ill change mine to Bitter TYVM
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Female 220
They forgot "In a domestic partnership"
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Male 1,803
I just found out the HR lass in the office is single. I`m now so after her (I don`t chase taken-for women even though other guys might, I think it wrong).

So, where would I fit under this list?
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Male 15,510
They need to add YOLO
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Male 71
that`d be a good update to fb.. i`d love the new changes and report people if they claim their in an open marriage and turns out they aren`t.. lol
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Male 37,897

Need an "In the Friend Zone" category
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Male 19,873
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