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Date: 07/05/12 03:16 PM

14 Responses to The Proposed Facebook Status Updater? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18946 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    Link: The Proposed Facebook Status Updater? - I like that Facebook is getting super-specific about Relationship Status signifiers now. It means the world is changing.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    Need an "In the Friend Zone" category
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    grimlock16 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 3:31 pm
    that`d be a good update to fb.. i`d love the new changes and report people if they claim their in an open marriage and turns out they aren`t.. lol
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 3:39 pm
    They need to add YOLO
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 3:44 pm
    I just found out the HR lass in the office is single. I`m now so after her (I don`t chase taken-for women even though other guys might, I think it wrong).

    So, where would I fit under this list?
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    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    They forgot "In a domestic partnership"
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 4:15 pm
    Ill change mine to Bitter TYVM
  8. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm
    I like the "Being Led On," "Bitter," and "Forever Alone" ones.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    F*ck Buddy or GTFO.
  10. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    July 5, 2012 at 6:15 pm
    Forgot the creeper. Probably should be combined with forever alone.
  11. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 12:30 am
    i bags bitter and forever alone.
  12. Profile photo of Chaoskitty
    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 5:08 am
    no bf since birth -.-
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    Yes, no GF since birth. Finally, some recognition over here. I`m tired of all these people assuming that just because I`m a 5`11" handsome, dark haired, square-jawed, broad shouldered, charismatic, well spoken recently turned-21 year old former wrestler with a troubled past including periods of drug use who plays the guitar that I must be just swimming in boobs. It`s prejudice. What, I can`t be a virgin who`s never been in a relationship in his life? I can`t be a lonely guy who`s always been so screwed up that I`ve never felt it would be fair to enter a relationship and pawn my problems off on anyone else?

    Hey, chaoskitty, I live on the east coast of the U.S.. Perhaps I could fly over and we could cure each others` statuses? Hm? Sound like fun? You know you want to. I`ll automatically assume your answer is yes. I`ll start getting packed, you can give me specifics as I`m on my way over.
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    carlsagan Male 18-29
    139 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 12:21 am
    LOL I`m lucky to have been cheated on by a girl who turned out to be a whore. yeah yay me. like that`s any fun, atleast I got an experience out of it.

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