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Date: 07/25/12 07:44 AM

23 Responses to The Optimist`s Way Of Looking At Life [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 7:45 am
    Link: The Optimist`s Way Of Looking At Life - Ugh, it`s healthier to live this way, but a person can only take so much.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 7:52 am
    **geeky joke incoming**

    programmers are optimists, but there`s always going to be exceptions
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 7:58 am
    I can understand most of it, but off-key church singing.... that`s all i can stand...
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2211 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:05 am
    I`d like to add "The pain from being bitch-slapped for being so smarmy because it means people have had their fill of my Pollyanna BS."
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:23 am
    The Gun that I put to my Head to Stop Such Nonsense
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:36 am
    It`s not healthier, at all.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6203 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:38 am
    The tampons I have to get on my way home because it means I have access to a vagina.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:39 am

    I`m thankful for . . .

    the retard who makes me look smart by comparison.
    the whore who makes me feel morally superior.
    the lard-ass in the scooter who makes me feel healthy.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    740 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 9:23 am
    Morning wood because it means I don`t need viagara yet
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 9:54 am
    My shadow who watches me work??
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31795 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 10:03 am
    The Gun that I put to my Head to Stop Such Nonsense
    @Baelzar: Lucky American! No guns for us Canadians.

    The razorblade which will one day take all the pain away...
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6203 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    5Cats

    "No guns for us Canadians."

    Wait. What? Canada is 13th in the world in gun ownership. Nothing on us of course. We always win on Guns, God, and obesity. USA! USA! USA!
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    "Alarm goes off means i`m alive"

    I dare anyone to try and tell me that in the morning.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    Canada has guns, but the bureaucracy is nuts!

    !8 months to get license, 2 month plus fee for the safety course, 2 to 8 months for the registration papers. And if your getting a restricted weapon, there another 4 months and a compliance inspection. And this is for legal guns.

    Now the illegal stuff smuggled from the States, go to major city and/or major border community, pay couple hundred to couple thousand (depending on weapon desired) to smuggler/dealer around 2 weeks you have weapon of choice, hoping the your shipment didn`t get busted buy the cops/boarder patrol; or the dealer was dud/scam.

    both are expensive, but one guarantees (almost) that you could walk away with your gun (in a lock box)
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 4:38 pm
    What about the boil on your ass?
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    Swash Male 30-39
    224 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:45 pm
    Thankful for my family dying in that car crash because it means I don`t have to figure out what to buy them for their birthdays ever again.

    Being optimistic is easy if you`re cynical enough.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 9:06 pm
    Just goes to show that no matter how much you have there`s always extra responsibility that comes with it. Mo money, mo problems.
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    drummeryan Male 13-17
    61 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    too much work to think like that
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31795 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 1:47 am
    @BrimstoneOne is exactly correct@! But he leaves out several factors:
    Apply for FAC (Firearms Aquisition Certificate) requires PERMISSION form your Ex-Wife and/or your Ex-Girlfriends!

    I haven`t seen/spoken to my ex-wife in 15 years :-) I hope to continue that trend!

    Buying illegal gun: If you`re not too fussy, you go to the Merchant`s Hotel on Selkirk Ave, tell scummy-looking people you`d like to buy a pistol. Wait 1 hour. Buy pistol.

    Simple really.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 6:10 am
    "Buying illegal gun: If you`re not too fussy"
    Cats are supposed to be good at sneakin` about.
    Good job.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 10:17 am
    lol holy sh*t Swash, that made me laugh and yet I feel terrible for it.
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    arsebanditry Male 40-49
    140 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 2:50 am
    1 untrue, the unemployed pay tax- just not income tax

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    arsebanditry Male 40-49
    140 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 2:50 am
    1 untrue, the unemployed pay tax- just not income tax

    that would be Realism!

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