The Optimist`s Way Of Looking At Life [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Misc

Ugh, it"s healthier to live this way, but a person can only take so much.
There are 23 comments:
Male 140
1 untrue, the unemployed pay tax- just not income tax

that would be Realism!

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Male 140
1 untrue, the unemployed pay tax- just not income tax

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Female 1,478
lol holy sh*t Swash, that made me laugh and yet I feel terrible for it.
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Male 5,617
"Buying illegal gun: If you`re not too fussy"
Cats are supposed to be good at sneakin` about.
Good job.
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Male 38,388
@BrimstoneOne is exactly correct@! But he leaves out several factors:
Apply for FAC (Firearms Aquisition Certificate) requires PERMISSION form your Ex-Wife and/or your Ex-Girlfriends!

I haven`t seen/spoken to my ex-wife in 15 years :-) I hope to continue that trend!

Buying illegal gun: If you`re not too fussy, you go to the Merchant`s Hotel on Selkirk Ave, tell scummy-looking people you`d like to buy a pistol. Wait 1 hour. Buy pistol.

Simple really.
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Male 61
too much work to think like that
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Female 3,562
Just goes to show that no matter how much you have there`s always extra responsibility that comes with it. Mo money, mo problems.
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Male 224
Thankful for my family dying in that car crash because it means I don`t have to figure out what to buy them for their birthdays ever again.

Being optimistic is easy if you`re cynical enough.
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Male 878
What about the boil on your ass?
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Male 2,229
Canada has guns, but the bureaucracy is nuts!

!8 months to get license, 2 month plus fee for the safety course, 2 to 8 months for the registration papers. And if your getting a restricted weapon, there another 4 months and a compliance inspection. And this is for legal guns.

Now the illegal stuff smuggled from the States, go to major city and/or major border community, pay couple hundred to couple thousand (depending on weapon desired) to smuggler/dealer around 2 weeks you have weapon of choice, hoping the your shipment didn`t get busted buy the cops/boarder patrol; or the dealer was dud/scam.

both are expensive, but one guarantees (almost) that you could walk away with your gun (in a lock box)
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Male 628
"Alarm goes off means i`m alive"

I dare anyone to try and tell me that in the morning.
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Male 8,303
5Cats

"No guns for us Canadians."

Wait. What? Canada is 13th in the world in gun ownership. Nothing on us of course. We always win on Guns, God, and obesity. USA! USA! USA!
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Male 38,388
[quote]The Gun that I put to my Head to Stop Such Nonsense[/quote]
@Baelzar: Lucky American! No guns for us Canadians.

The razorblade which will one day take all the pain away...
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Male 15,510
My shadow who watches me work??
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Male 1,445
Morning wood because it means I don`t need viagara yet
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Male 38,750

I`m thankful for . . .

the retard who makes me look smart by comparison.
the whore who makes me feel morally superior.
the lard-ass in the scooter who makes me feel healthy.
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Male 8,303
The tampons I have to get on my way home because it means I have access to a vagina.
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Male 658
It`s not healthier, at all.
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Male 1,399
The Gun that I put to my Head to Stop Such Nonsense
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Male 2,670
I`d like to add "The pain from being bitch-slapped for being so smarmy because it means people have had their fill of my Pollyanna BS."
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Male 1,793
I can understand most of it, but off-key church singing.... that`s all i can stand...
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Male 395
**geeky joke incoming**

programmers are optimists, but there`s always going to be exceptions
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Male 20,302
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