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Date: 07/02/12 02:00 PM

50 Responses to The Grouchy Greyhound Bus Driver

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8012 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 10:53 am
    Link: The Grouchy Greyhound Bus Driver - Zero tolerance on his bus! Respect his Authoritah!
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2169 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    I agree with him. Most of the Great Unwashed need their freaking cell phones shoved up their nasty asses.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2688 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    long winded
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    Servo355 Male 18-29
    188 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:12 pm
    This man deserves his pay and then some.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6740 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    I would not be traveling Greyhound again.
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:21 pm
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    Could have been shorter but right on dude.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    Wonder if he has ever thought that he is disturbing the passengers by not shutting up?

    Although I can understand why he has to cover so many things that would just seem like common courtesy.. I bet he sees a lot of bullpoo.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    This dude is awesome!
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1755 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    This is amazing. My gf chooses not to drive and rides public transit like a grand master level 9000 goddess, and she will LOVE this lol. I already emailed her the link. This is hilarious. There are so many jerks on buses...
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    4 hours on a bus is something I never want to be that drunk, broke or desperate to have to do ever again.
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    Brometheus Male 30-39
    376 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    I once had to take a greyhound from Seattle to Houston. 5 day trip. Barely slept a wink because of people on their cell phones.

    The smells were interesting too.

    Someone give them man a medal because he`s a modern day hero.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5880 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 3:12 pm
    Full marks to the man! How many times have you sat on the bus with a noisy dolt next to you? The one that you would love to give a good slap? Nail `em up! hangin`s too good for `em! etc etc...
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    I`ve thought this since the 1st grade.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    35669 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    I agree but someone should tell him that
    "Brevity" is the soul of wit.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6266 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    Grouchy? No, doing his job.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 3:56 pm
    The policy is fine, telling folks is fine, but talking about caring about your customers while talking to them as though they are retarded 9 year olds is not needed. He could have said the rules and consequences in a tactful way and certainly without repeating them 5 times.
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 4:28 pm
    Bus driver needs to stfu and drive. Or get smacked across the lips. Phones ring. People take calls. Lemme call the whaambulance for you if this bothers you. Bus driver is a piece of shxt. I`ll never take a greyhound after watching this. I`ll never put up with this type of bullshxt from a bus driver. Do your fxcking job and don`t ever talk to your customers like that.
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    At first I thought he could be shorter too, but then I realized that dumb f**ks don`t hear anything unless you repeat it at least three times or more.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 5:59 pm
    At a certain point I feel myself compelled to lash-out with "Ok, dude, we get it!" Seriously, I don`t think I would have been prescient enough to restrain myself.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    Huh? You wouldn`t have been able to see the future well enough to restrain yourself?
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    Back in my day... Blah blah blah. We get it. You don`t like cellphones. DRIVE THE BUS ALREADY!
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    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    People are retarded, they need to be reminded multiple times to STFU.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    As a person that rides the train every weekday, this guy is my new hero
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    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 7:11 pm
    That was a script to Saint Hood! We`ve all been there and it sucks when you pay out of pocket and Sandra and Kerry talk about Rob`s penis for 45 minutes, and giggle and scream and whatever...

    Rob and Tony drink their under-cover gin-n-juice and talk out loud how they gonna bust paul`s drating scull open nex times they see em and..OH drat MAN! DUDE! I GOTTA A CALL FROM KELLY! BITCH IS ON A GREYHOUND TOO MOFU!...Now that`s my girl with golf balls and garden hoses and little white dusts around her noses.

    That bus driver`s self proclaimed 30 something years of service must be real. I tip my hat and my beer in his direction!
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    mcshaker Male 30-39
    30 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 7:26 pm
    We use to provide Greyhound service from the hotel where I work. I can see where this is totally necessary judging from the riders I met there. Talk about the ignorant unwashed masses. It`s sad that so many people live without any kind of dignity whatsoever.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3271 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 7:26 pm
    If you don`t want to hear my typical conversational volume half of a phone conversation then quit eavesdropping. Plain and simple. You can`t complain about the conversation one seat over. And just because you can only hear one side of mine, even though you want to nose in on the whole thing and it just gets your panties in a wad that you can`t, get the F over it you creepy busy body. Worry about your own life. Go find some busy intersection down town and just walk around listening and panty wadding or whatever floats your goat but don`t start with me. Go listen to the subway smellies talk to themselves and try to figure out the conversation, because that`s all you have to do on this earth. Be retarded and get...wait...this was greyhound? Who cares what happens on that stinky stage coach?
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    godthaab Male 18-29
    220 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 7:40 pm
    Tehhippie - I agree
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    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    he`s being reasonable, and it`s ground rules that helps meany, and if you gotta have the phone one, there`s texting, just saying

    he`s being reasonable to the majority, not being grouchy, just double saying
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    ssalty Male 60-69
    228 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 8:51 pm
    "...Greyhound passengers." I have worked in a position where passengers were catered to and I do understand where he`s coming from. I agree with what he says. Still, he should also remember that the very people he is talking to are also, "...Greyhound passengers". If these are all corporation rules, that`s all he has to say. If they`re personal peeves, then he needs to get support from his supervisor.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3062 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 8:52 pm

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    slidinrides Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 9:03 pm
    Sounds like Robin Williams
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 9:10 pm
    I ride the bus to & from work, rather than drive, & I have seen people doing the most remarkable bullcr*p on the bus. Apart from the sex stories (too many to relate here) I have seen a dude make a f*cking HAM SANDWICH on the bus. A woman talking on her cell phone about an abortion she had JUST had! I can go on, but I`m sure you get the picture. I wish this bus driver was my regular bus driver--it would be a much more peaceful--if boring--ride.
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    syracuse Male 18-29
    21 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 9:44 pm
    I`d rather listen to somebody`s cell phone conversation than being lectured to for 3 minutes. Give me a break about the rules buddy, just drive the bus and cut the presentation down to about 1 minute.
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    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 10:08 pm
    You can see from the window shot that this is the NJ Turnpike. This schedule to DC from NYC stops in Newark, NJ. It would APPEAR to me that this driver has just left Newark and is now laying down the law because there were loud passengers from NYC to Newark. I drive Greyhound myself and give a quick announcement when I start the trip. will often have passengers complain to me about other passengers (loud cellphones, headphones, smoking, having sex, etc).. So I have to make a longer, formal announcement when leaving the first stop.. Then just have the offending passenger removed after that, and they can`t say they weren`t warned. Usually a detailed warning is enough. Having the State Police board the bus and remove a passenger is a major inconvenience to the other passengers that have to make connections down the road.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 11:56 pm
    Grouchy? Seemed pretty calm to me. Just a weathered driver delivering a passive aggressive message of the written rules. I think he took an appropriate approach.
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    DinVen Male 30-39
    390 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 12:46 am
    A little long, but more power to this chauffeur. These things should be understood by 8 year olds.

    This is only necessary because people have no regard for others, no self control or manners in 2012. Everyone is the center of the universe.
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 1:59 am
    And then they crashed and everyone died?
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1105 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 5:58 am
    he did say please.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1105 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 6:00 am
    wow, and he hasn`t even covered eating and drinking on the bus, and using the lavatory yet. that`s going to be a fun 4 1/2 h ride ...
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 7:05 am
    Crochety would be better. Oh so I can`t talk on my phone on the bus? F*ck off.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2738 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 7:20 am
    Sounds like a black dude.Complaining about black people.Going to DC.Lol.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2738 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 7:27 am
    Most of the peeps on this post from ages 18-29 are bitchin` about his lecture.Obviously,they`re the ones who need reminded about common courtesy.Grow up you spoiled bastards.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 9:22 am
    robosnitz: Obviously,they`re the ones who need reminded about common courtesy.
    Says the guy who admitted to putting superglue in a neighbour`s door locks. Maybe you should grow up a bit.
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    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 9:35 am
    All he`s doing is asking the people be respectful and show some manners.
    I work in customer service, and every time someone comes to the counter talking on their cell, I just want to bash their ******* teeth out with it. They`re too ******* stupid to even comprehend that they`re being incredibly rude. Remember people, someday I might contract a terminal illness and it`ll play out a little like this.Enloy :)
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 10:18 am
    not unreasonable
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 10:44 am
    It`s not the context of the lecture, it`s the length of the lecture. drating say it and be done with it.
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 5:38 pm
    As cell phones became more popular any manners associate with their use have been lost. It used to be bad manners to use them at the table. Now it appears that people in restaurants accept this. Even using them in a public toilet now seems to be accepted.
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    Oh, and people who use their phone to text and call in cinemas after the polite reminder at the beginning of the movie are real asshats. And anybody who wear a blinking bluetooth earpiece when not on the phone are douches.
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    TheJ3553 Male 18-29
    145 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 10:50 pm
    You misspelled "awesome".

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