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Date: 07/26/12 02:52 PM

22 Responses to Suspicious Behavior: Kalispell Police Blotter [Pic

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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 3:09 pm
    I never realized before how odd it is that after 11:59am comes 12pm, then 1pm. Curious.
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    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    I like "A Hungry Horse woman..." lol
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    And it looks like Bigfork and Hungry Horse as well. I should imagine that after the & includes Flathead County.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    aw, i want to read more about the Hungry Horse Woman
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    I think 12:18am 12:59am are supposed to be pm.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 5:23 pm
    The Onion?
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    You`d be surprised at the amount of stupid calls >>; smaller towns it`s not as big a deal, either.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 9:00 pm
    I want to know the contents of the "disturbing letter".....
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 10:09 pm
    Reads like an episode list of the sitcom.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 10:24 pm
    Ok, it was me. I freaked out and told that kid to ditch the mom then went home and diced up the paper on the way to a way cool party but side-swiped a cow on the way past my ex-wife`s house (for the second time)
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 10:26 pm
    The note is semipornographic rendition of "The Illiad" in magazine clippings
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 10:27 pm
    Sent to the cow.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 10:28 pm
    With love
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 3:40 am
    3:42 p.m. A Kalispell resident called to report seeing an unattended bicycle fall over.
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 5:46 am
    "A Hungry Horse woman"

    What the.....
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 6:42 am
    "A Hungry Horse woman"
    What the.....
    Hungry Horse Dam in Montana, maybe?
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    254 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 7:01 am
    The day was like any typical Kalispell day, until the chief read the day`s police report. The coffee cup stopped at his lips as he thought, "What the hell happened at 10:14?" The question hung in his mind like a body hanging from a noose, the kind one would discover in a haunted house and you`re not sure if it`s just fake or if it`s some guy dressed up in a fancy harness that makes it LOOK like he`s been hung, and he`s gonna shake or scream or something like that, ya know, to scare you when you walk past.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 7:52 am
    "...What the hell happened at 10:14?..."
    Cheesab, you should continue...
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    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 10:09 am
    "A Hungry Horse woman"
    What the.....

    Hungry Horse Dam in Montana, maybe?

    Nah, Sarah Jessica Parker was stopping by.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 11:00 am
    ...possibly "freaked out"? Sounds like there`s a story there!
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    nate17 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 8:45 am
    I police a small town, and can assure you these calls are not uncommon. People are odd to say the least.

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