Suspicious Behavior: Kalispell Police Blotter [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

The cops over at Kalispell, Montana have one hell of a kooky town to police.
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Male 4
I police a small town, and can assure you these calls are not uncommon. People are odd to say the least.
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Male 1,059
...possibly "freaked out"? Sounds like there`s a story there!
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Male 198
"A Hungry Horse woman"
What the.....

Hungry Horse Dam in Montana, maybe?

Nah, Sarah Jessica Parker was stopping by.
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Male 5,608
"...What the hell happened at 10:14?..."
Cheesab, you should continue...
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Male 261
The day was like any typical Kalispell day, until the chief read the day`s police report. The coffee cup stopped at his lips as he thought, "What the hell happened at 10:14?" The question hung in his mind like a body hanging from a noose, the kind one would discover in a haunted house and you`re not sure if it`s just fake or if it`s some guy dressed up in a fancy harness that makes it LOOK like he`s been hung, and he`s gonna shake or scream or something like that, ya know, to scare you when you walk past.
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Male 5,608
[quote]"A Hungry Horse woman"
What the.....[/quote]
Hungry Horse Dam in Montana, maybe?
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Male 628
"A Hungry Horse woman"

What the.....
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Male 5,874
3:42 p.m. A Kalispell resident called to report seeing an unattended bicycle fall over.
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Male 2,096
With love
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Male 2,096
Sent to the cow.
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Male 2,096
The note is semipornographic rendition of "The Illiad" in magazine clippings
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Male 2,096
Ok, it was me. I freaked out and told that kid to ditch the mom then went home and diced up the paper on the way to a way cool party but side-swiped a cow on the way past my ex-wife`s house (for the second time)
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Female 2,549
Reads like an episode list of the sitcom.
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Male 1,810
I want to know the contents of the "disturbing letter".....
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Female 1,324
You`d be surprised at the amount of stupid calls >>; smaller towns it`s not as big a deal, either.
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Male 15,510
The Onion?
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Male 1,511
I think 12:18am 12:59am are supposed to be pm.
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Male 5,314
aw, i want to read more about the Hungry Horse Woman
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Male 300
And it looks like Bigfork and Hungry Horse as well. I should imagine that after the & includes Flathead County.
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Female 409
I like "A Hungry Horse woman..." lol
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Male 904
I never realized before how odd it is that after 11:59am comes 12pm, then 1pm. Curious.
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Male 19,865
Link: Suspicious Behavior: Kalispell Police Blotter [Pic [Rate Link] - The cops over at Kalispell, Montana have one hell of a kooky town to police.
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