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Date: 07/11/12 08:45 AM

13 Responses to Softcore Falcon Porn: Falcons Fap Too [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 7:45 am
    Link: Softcore Falcon Porn: Falcons Fap Too - They gotta fap to something, right?
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    bompa1997 Male 60-69
    92 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 8:52 am
    That`s falcon amazing!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 9:03 am

    FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 9:06 am
    There`s actually a sub-culture of this called "erotic falconry."
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 9:41 am
    How do they manage to get a falcon pet
  6. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 10:56 am
    Falcon porn? It`s true...I`m talon ya.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32817 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 11:16 am
    Falcon Punch?
    Donkey Punch?
    I`m soooo confused!
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Raptor? Damn near killed er!
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    mac_24_seven Male 18-29
    86 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    I have a little parrotlet. Shes literally about 3" tall.

    When she gets pissed, she can bite... HARD. And her lil nails, or talons I suppose they could be called, are sharp.
    And shes got a good grip.

    What and the hell do you do when a freaking raptor bites you? I know you have to wear welding gloves to hold the damn things already.. but geez.
    Pain.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    The picture of the bird in the photo XD
  11. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    July 11, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    "What and the hell do you do when a freaking raptor bites you? I know you have to wear welding gloves to hold the damn things already.. but geez.
    Pain."

    My uncle kept harris hawks which are stronger and bigger than falcons, one of his hawks once landed on the hand without the glove. The bird was tame as a budgie, not aggressive at all and his talons went through the hand and emerged at the other side. He has massive scars and was very lucky not to lose the use of his hand.
    I can no longer be around a bird of prey without flinching every time they move.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 5:34 am
    Cool story, Icklevamp.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    A little privacy please.\, sheesh...

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