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  1. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    Link: Satan`s Doorways: Uh Oh, We`re In Trouble - Do you like video games? That`s a possession.
  2. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    LOTR
    Harry Potter
  3. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2316 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    Halloween!

    FORNICATION!

    Alternating current!
  4. Profile photo of Brometheus
    Brometheus Male 30-39
    376 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    In other words, if you`re not Amish you`re going to hell.
  5. Profile photo of Bikubang
    Bikubang Male 30-39
    45 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    I was feeling a little possessed earlier, but I exorcised it in the bathroom.
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    Damn,I am guilty of quite a few of these. Hello daddy, here I come.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    and people ask me why im atheist
  8. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    the third column is the best column
  9. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    Vegetarianism? Really? I mean, pretty much everything on there is ridiculous, but vegetarianism? How does that even exist on that list??
  10. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    Religion are stoopid.
  11. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    I don`t see pornography on the list. Woohoo I`m in the clear!
  12. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    I do approve that they made Vampirism and Twilight two different things. Maybe they are not so bad after all!
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    I could get behind the Twilight films and vegetarianism, but the Church of Satan isn`t THAT bad, c`mon.
  14. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    Twilight films are mentioned in the bible???
  15. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 4:13 pm
    So is your grammar, TKD_Master.
  16. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    Marihuana, i loled
  17. Profile photo of Mikeoxsbiggg
    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 4:35 pm
    hmmmmm Well... 6, 17, 19, 28, 34 ALOT, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45 and 49. Darn
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 19, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    All that`s not on the list is mild tea & Wheel of Fortune. WooHoo Exciting times ahead.
  19. Profile photo of highonhuffin
    highonhuffin Male 40-49
    180 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    No more cyberpunk for me :(
  20. Profile photo of uberrogo
    uberrogo Male 30-39
    41 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    re-birthing... like baptism?
  21. Profile photo of Crazysuni
    Crazysuni Male 30-39
    16 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    Marihuana hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wow.
  22. Profile photo of tyekit
    tyekit Male 30-39
    15 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    Huh, they left out Christianity.
  23. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    I notice that it doesn`t mention Magic: The Gathering or anime.

    I`m good.
  24. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    yoga??????? what did yoga do to piss them off?
  25. Profile photo of jaralax
    jaralax Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:07 pm
    @tyekit No, Eastern Religions is first on the list.
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    Pastafarian is not on the list!
    :-D
  27. Profile photo of ZombiMommi88
    ZombiMommi88 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:18 pm
    Vegetarianism? Seriously? S
  28. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:24 pm
    @BADOLDOG- Yoga often incorporates meditation, which Christian fanatics seem to think is a false form of prayer, or is in some way `alternative`, or `demonic`.
    I`ve been a practitioner for years, and have yet to spin my head all the way around, eat babies or worship Satan- though I do eat seitan- guess I`m hellbound.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    Do they realize that LOTR was written by a Christian and it is basically a retelling of Christian mythology.
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    Never trust anyone who cant spell Marijuana
  31. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:38 pm
    Damnit, no fire walking?? DAMNIT.
  32. Profile photo of Misfit-Mutt
    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:41 pm
    I do about 26 of these things.
  33. Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    no fun allowed
  34. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 7:48 pm
    Most of those things show low intelligence or outright stupidity. So yes, lets see how everyone ranks.
  35. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    I KNEW vegetarianism as evil!
  36. Profile photo of soundman655
    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    So full of hate!!
  37. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 8:02 pm
    They forgot Pagans. Oh wait..Father,son,holy ghost...they are Pagans,they have 3 gods.
  38. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 8:16 pm
    The hell is Backmasking?
  39. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    ...also, I need to point out that any religion that believes fornication is evil doesn`t last long, since the idiots can`t reproduce. It`s natural selection at work!
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    Bogster Male 40-49
    5 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 8:56 pm
    They left out eating urinal cakes.
  41. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:00 pm
    I`m a Christian and I find some of these to be stupid and hypocritical. Like trilateralism - The practice of engaging in three-party relations, agreements, or negotiations. If that`s a doorway to demonic possession, them by definition, all Christians are doomed. Because we believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. That may friend is a three-party relation. I hate when Christianity sticks to one thing as truth without taking into account that there is leeway when it comes to religion and your beliefs.
  42. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:12 pm
    ...also, I need to point out that any religion that believes fornication is evil doesn`t last long, since the idiots can`t reproduce. It`s natural selection at work!

    Uh, you do realize that "fornication" means sex with someone you are not married to, right? If you are married to your partner, sex is not fornication.
  43. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:14 pm
    Vegetarianism is on the list because when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden all they ate, by God`s design, was plant-based foods so... wait. Nevermind.

    IT`S JUST EVIL, I TELL YOU! >.<
  44. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:14 pm
    The hell is Backmasking?

    When a record has a backward message that can only be heard if you spin the record backward. The Beatles supposedly did it a lot. Pink Floyd threw one in "The Wall" as a joke, it says "Congratulations, you have found the hidden message. To claim your prize, write to the funny farm" or something to that effect.
  45. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:25 pm
    Backmasking is the intentional recording of words or sounds backwards and placing them in a recording. Highly overblown and over-alleged.
  46. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:28 pm
    Well, that would explain my head spinning around and spewing pea soup.
  47. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    "The hell is Backmasking?"

    Click here.
  48. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 9:56 pm
    My reactions in order:
    Twilight films: Hahahahahahahahaha!
    Dungeons and Dragons: FLIck.
  49. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 10:50 pm
    as stupid as these are I do have to say Twilight is surely the doing of Satan, sent here to torture us.
  50. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 10:55 pm
    Here`s an example.
  51. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 11:14 pm
    my dang ol kids be eatin dat marihuana!
  52. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    July 19, 2012 at 11:16 pm
    I do 8 of those, and have no intention of stopping.

    Harry Potter? Lord of the Rings? Really? -Fiction- makes a lot of banned Christian book lists now? Why not ban Star Wars; or Dogma? George Lucas should be on an IRA hit list for his anti-Christian invention of the Force.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 12:16 am
    postmodernism? are you kidding me?!
  54. Profile photo of liberkaos
    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 12:18 am
    Blast! I can`t do necromancy anymore?
  55. Profile photo of Sistarose
    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 12:32 am
    LuckyDave-I think Kevin Smith already got in trouble for Dogma.
    I am just happy I have an excuse to not see Twilight. "I wish I could see it with you, but eternal damnation and all that stuff."
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 3:13 am
    LOTR & Twilight films? I knew it!
  57. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 4:49 am
    Awww crap, i`m gonna have to quit the church of satan.
  58. Profile photo of Abisite
    Abisite Male 50-59
    27 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 5:47 am
    they mis-spelled "WEED"...
  59. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1300 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 6:17 am
    LOTR? C`mon, that`s full of Christian allegory, just not as blatant as Narnia. Fornication...isn`t that kind of important to creating new brainwashed, errr Christians? Vegetarianism? LOL!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 6:22 am
    Necrophilia`s not on the list? Huzza! Ftw!

    Also not on the list? Car girls and furries!!

    I`m good, for now.
  61. Profile photo of Mikeoxsbiggg
    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 8:34 am
    They didn`t even put child molesting on the stupid list.
  62. Profile photo of Bealzebubble
    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 20, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    The worst thing about all this is that I`m going to get condemned to an eternity with Twilight fans. Won`t I be punished enough!
  63. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 21, 2012 at 12:58 am
    nobody takes christians seriously but other christians.
    they are brothers in superstition . . .
  64. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 21, 2012 at 3:00 am
    Ha. I fully support those who wish to follow this list. Fornication; now we just need to add adoption to that list as well, and it is complete, self-cancelling, beautifuly tragic.

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