Satan`s Doorways: Uh Oh, We`re In Trouble [Pic]

Submitted by: jadoig 5 years ago in

Do you like video games? That"s a possession.
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Male 2,552
Ha. I fully support those who wish to follow this list. Fornication; now we just need to add adoption to that list as well, and it is complete, self-cancelling, beautifuly tragic.
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Male 766
nobody takes christians seriously but other christians.
they are brothers in superstition . . .
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Male 352
The worst thing about all this is that I`m going to get condemned to an eternity with Twilight fans. Won`t I be punished enough!
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Male 1,497
They didn`t even put child molesting on the stupid list.
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Male 40,349
Necrophilia`s not on the list? Huzza! Ftw!

Also not on the list? Car girls and furries!!

I`m good, for now.
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Male 1,435
LOTR? C`mon, that`s full of Christian allegory, just not as blatant as Narnia. Fornication...isn`t that kind of important to creating new brainwashed, errr Christians? Vegetarianism? LOL!
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Male 27
they mis-spelled "WEED"...
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Male 628
Awww crap, i`m gonna have to quit the church of satan.
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Male 1,569
LOTR & Twilight films? I knew it!
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Female 373
LuckyDave-I think Kevin Smith already got in trouble for Dogma.
I am just happy I have an excuse to not see Twilight. "I wish I could see it with you, but eternal damnation and all that stuff."
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Male 156
Blast! I can`t do necromancy anymore?
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Female 2,927
postmodernism? are you kidding me?!
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Male 675
I do 8 of those, and have no intention of stopping.

Harry Potter? Lord of the Rings? Really? -Fiction- makes a lot of banned Christian book lists now? Why not ban Star Wars; or Dogma? George Lucas should be on an IRA hit list for his anti-Christian invention of the Force.
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Male 735
my dang ol kids be eatin dat marihuana!
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Male 1,010
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Male 2,345
as stupid as these are I do have to say Twilight is surely the doing of Satan, sent here to torture us.
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Female 362
My reactions in order:
Twilight films: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Dungeons and Dragons: FLIck.
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Male 15,832
"The hell is Backmasking?"

Click here.
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Male 15,832
Well, that would explain my head spinning around and spewing pea soup.
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Female 6,381
Backmasking is the intentional recording of words or sounds backwards and placing them in a recording. Highly overblown and over-alleged.
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Male 3,842
[quote]The hell is Backmasking?[/quote]

When a record has a backward message that can only be heard if you spin the record backward. The Beatles supposedly did it a lot. Pink Floyd threw one in "The Wall" as a joke, it says "Congratulations, you have found the hidden message. To claim your prize, write to the funny farm" or something to that effect.
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Male 6,227
Vegetarianism is on the list because when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden all they ate, by God`s design, was plant-based foods so... wait. Nevermind.

IT`S JUST EVIL, I TELL YOU! >.<
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Male 3,842
[quote]...also, I need to point out that any religion that believes fornication is evil doesn`t last long, since the idiots can`t reproduce. It`s natural selection at work![/quote]

Uh, you do realize that "fornication" means sex with someone you are not married to, right? If you are married to your partner, sex is not fornication.
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Male 3,060
I`m a Christian and I find some of these to be stupid and hypocritical. Like trilateralism - The practice of engaging in three-party relations, agreements, or negotiations. If that`s a doorway to demonic possession, them by definition, all Christians are doomed. Because we believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. That may friend is a three-party relation. I hate when Christianity sticks to one thing as truth without taking into account that there is leeway when it comes to religion and your beliefs.
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Male 5
They left out eating urinal cakes.
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Female 3,562
...also, I need to point out that any religion that believes fornication is evil doesn`t last long, since the idiots can`t reproduce. It`s natural selection at work!
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Female 3,562
The hell is Backmasking?
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Male 2,214
They forgot Pagans. Oh wait..Father,son,holy ghost...they are Pagans,they have 3 gods.
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Male 1,558
So full of hate!!
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Male 2,345
I KNEW vegetarianism as evil!
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Male 3,310
Most of those things show low intelligence or outright stupidity. So yes, lets see how everyone ranks.
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Male 771
no fun allowed
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Female 349
I do about 26 of these things.
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Male 1,164
Damnit, no fire walking?? DAMNIT.
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Male 700
Never trust anyone who cant spell Marijuana
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Male 1,586
Do they realize that LOTR was written by a Christian and it is basically a retelling of Christian mythology.
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Male 3,115
@BADOLDOG- Yoga often incorporates meditation, which Christian fanatics seem to think is a false form of prayer, or is in some way `alternative`, or `demonic`.
I`ve been a practitioner for years, and have yet to spin my head all the way around, eat babies or worship Satan- though I do eat seitan- guess I`m hellbound.
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Female 16
Vegetarianism? Seriously? S
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Male 39,603

Pastafarian is not on the list!
:-D
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Male 20
@tyekit No, Eastern Religions is first on the list.
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Female 110
yoga??????? what did yoga do to piss them off?
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Male 3,482
I notice that it doesn`t mention Magic: The Gathering or anime.

I`m good.
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Male 15
Huh, they left out Christianity.
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Male 16
Marihuana hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wow.
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Male 41
re-birthing... like baptism?
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Male 180
No more cyberpunk for me :(
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Male 39,603

All that`s not on the list is mild tea & Wheel of Fortune. WooHoo Exciting times ahead.
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Male 1,497
hmmmmm Well... 6, 17, 19, 28, 34 ALOT, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45 and 49. Darn
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Male 2,199
Marihuana, i loled
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Female 311
So is your grammar, TKD_Master.
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Female 4,086
Twilight films are mentioned in the bible???
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Male 901
I could get behind the Twilight films and vegetarianism, but the Church of Satan isn`t THAT bad, c`mon.
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Male 1,442
I do approve that they made Vampirism and Twilight two different things. Maybe they are not so bad after all!
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Male 2,440
I don`t see pornography on the list. Woohoo I`m in the clear!
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Male 4,793
Religion are stoopid.
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Female 409
Vegetarianism? Really? I mean, pretty much everything on there is ridiculous, but vegetarianism? How does that even exist on that list??
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Male 5,314
the third column is the best column
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Male 2,384
and people ask me why im atheist
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Male 7,817
Damn,I am guilty of quite a few of these. Hello daddy, here I come.
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Male 45
I was feeling a little possessed earlier, but I exorcised it in the bathroom.
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Male 376
In other words, if you`re not Amish you`re going to hell.
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Male 2,670
Halloween!

FORNICATION!

Alternating current!
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Male 1,625
LOTR
Harry Potter
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Male 434
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