Pros & Cons Of Living With Your Significant Other

Submitted by: lostinkorea 5 years ago in Funny

As told by The Oatmeal.
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Male 15,510
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Male 5,624
Well, there`s no guarantee what she`s saying in her sleep has anything to do with the dream going on but, it does leave to wonder: How DID the word `dickstorm` make it into her head?

Him: "Honey, what`s a dickstorm?"
Her: "Well there was this party where I was so drunk and it was full of male strippers and people who were shoving fruit pieces-"
Him: "Gaaaahh!"
Her: "But then Sally`s grandmother came in and threatened to call the po- How did YOU hear that word?..."
Him: "It was on T.V..."
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Male 1,625
it was wrong about the work thing.

[quote]while dating[/quote]
"how was work?"
"it was work."
[quote]after being together for a while[/quote]
"how was work?"
"well...pointless poo pointless poo, someone you don`t know, pointless poo..."
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Female 2,761
the towel thing... thats us... with towels, clothes, water glasses, etc etc etc...
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Male 2,214
Thank you,Patchouly.
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Male 735
i cant clicky! I CANT CliCKY!!!!
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Male 5,624
"I never understood why couples WANT to live together."
To cut out travel time when getting laid?
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Male 1,754
Spot on. Spot on. I never understood why couples WANT to live together.
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Male 1,810
Lol at Wookie Jesus !!
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Male 4,745
Until it is fixed up:
Here
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Male 5,314
i suppose we could always just go to The Oatmeal ourselves, but i`m too lazy.
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Male 2,737
*CLICKY CLICKY*
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Male 5,141
Saw it in live submission and hope it get posted. Is so real!
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Male 6,737
*Clicky-.....

Yeah. As below.
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Male 1,216
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Male 49
FOOLED I TELL YA!!!! WE WERE ALL FOOLED!!!
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Male 2,855
you cant click on it
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Male 486
*clicky clicky*? There`s no *clicky-clicky*!
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Male 49
*clicky-clicky* no work
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Female 3,726
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