New Honda Robot ASIMO 2012

Submitted by: piperfawn 4 years ago in Tech

The evolution continues. Here are all of the ASIMO"s features and behaviors.
There are 26 comments:
Male 15,510
Impressive. This is the point when I start to worry if whether they implanted the three laws of robotics on it or not.
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Male 92
his posture will always look like he`s dying for a dump
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Male 2,592
"Do you work for Ford or something? Honda makes the absolute most well-designed and long-lasting cars on the market. There`s a reason a used Honda holds it`s value to many times that of other cars. I suppose if your definition of a good car is something that gets 19 miles a gallon and lasts barely over 100K miles before it explodes back into the tiny plastic shards of plastic it came from, than a Honda isn`t for you."

My V8 Crown Vic has 160K miles on it, purrs like a kitten when idle, roars like a lion when I step on the gas, never EVER had to have any work done to the engine or powertrain except for regular oil changes, brakes, suspension (it`s michigan ya know), and gets on average 22.4 mpg. It eats hondas and shxts out toyotas. It means business. You won`t find a more durable vehicle on the road. 14 years old yet runs like it was born last year. Yeah, I admit shxtty gas mileage, but I`m willing to deal with that in order to have a V8 under the hood.
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Male 2,419
"now the points of data make a beautiful line"
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Male 20
I think they should give it a gun to hunt with and a red eye that goes from side to side just like the other ones Cylons.
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Male 5,874
Asimo!
I want you to moonwalk to the liquor store and get another six-pack of beer, now!
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Male 14,872
At the beginning the girls walking past regard it suspiciously as it it will sometimes slip into Robot Rape mode.
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Male 26
@jaralax


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Male 486
Aw, snap. I mean A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
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Female 3,562
" Fantastic work Honda.. now pour all of your resources into this instead of making junk cars. Junk. Cars."

Do you work for Ford or something? Honda makes the absolute most well-designed and long-lasting cars on the market. There`s a reason a used Honda holds it`s value to many times that of other cars. I suppose if your definition of a good car is something that gets 19 miles a gallon and lasts barely over 100K miles before it explodes back into the tiny plastic shards of plastic it came from, than a Honda isn`t for you.
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Female 3,562
For a while it looks a whole like they put a person in a robot costume, but then it accomplishes feats of coordination no human could even do.
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Male 20
The only question now is when the ASIMO`s gain sentience will they turn out like the Geth, the Cylons, or Skynet?
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Male 3,310
This thing still looks like it`s trying to hold in a diarrhea explosion when it walks.
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Male 3,325
When will they put the R. in front of his name to honor the man he`s named after? R. Asimo Honda is what it should be called.
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Male 109
4:44 that`s how they sell it
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Male 1,625
so I see Asimo still can`t make it up those stairs

who knew something so simple would save us from our future overlords?
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Male 1,216
They really should try and work on his agility and flexibility. He`s quite slow.
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Male 1,754
My expectations were not even close to being met....... I keep picturing something WAYYY more advanced.
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Male 2,592
Fantastic work Honda.. now pour all of your resources into this instead of making junk cars. Junk. Cars.
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Male 5,874
Well really! this lot ought to take a lesson from the star wars movies. They have had talking machines for ages!
It`s so simple, why don`t they learn? it`s so simple!
Tch!!!
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Male 133
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Male 38,792

No attach the robot butt and you have a little
robot to keep Sandusky company in prison.
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Male 6,227
Really impressive. These Asimo robots are getting better and better.
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Male 1,803
On the one hand, amazing. On the other hand, deeply disturbing.
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Male 5,101
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