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Date: 07/06/12 01:23 PM

19 Responses to My GPS Is Jesus Christ [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    Link: My GPS Is Jesus Christ - Jesus, take the wheel!
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2373 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    Okay, that made me spew coffee on my monitor, and that`s not a metaphor.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    That explains why he`s lost.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    Many of those Jesus-by-your-side pictures weird me out, but this one is funny with the other picture attached to it.
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    More like my Jesus Christ is GPS, amiright?
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    When I`m too drunk to drive, Jesus takes the wheel.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    Neil DeGrasse Tyson is my GPS...
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    My wife is my GPS. She might not get me into heaven, but she sure as hell keeps me from getting lost.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 4:48 pm
    Arf-Arf!!! This one saved in my `religious` category of top stuff! Excellent!!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    Thought about this a bit further.
    GPS: god`s personal saviour?
    god`s personal steering?
    come on folks, I`ve lit the fuse, get on with it!!
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    Aaaah this one was pretty funny!
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 7:58 pm
    I`m going to look in John to find that exact quote.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm
    Haha had to laugh at this !!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 11:14 pm
    Me: GPS Jesus? Directions to Heaven please.

    Sorry, Dad already gave you that information.

    Me: Drats! How about a shortcut?
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    Badenov Male 70 & Over
    266 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 8:55 am
    That`s nothing. Mary Magdalene is my airbag.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3922 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 8:59 am
    Doesn`t his sentence structure put more importance on the GPS?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    vv True that @markust! He`s trying to parody:
    "God is my co-pilot" eh? Looks to me.
    That would make:
    "Jesus Christ is my GPS" the more effective way to write it. It has better `flow` that way too...
    Nice catch!
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    Searching religions...
    Searching religions...
    Religion found.

    "After 200 yards turn right… then bear left…but not to the dark side."
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    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 10:34 pm
    John 14:6 clearly states: "Turn right and continue forward 3 miles and turn left onto...."

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