My GPS Is Jesus Christ [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago

Jesus, take the wheel!
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Male 166
John 14:6 clearly states: "Turn right and continue forward 3 miles and turn left onto...."
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Male 2,220
Searching religions...
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Religion found.

"After 200 yards turn right… then bear left…but not to the dark side."
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Male 36,535
vv True that @markust! He`s trying to parody:
"God is my co-pilot" eh? Looks to me.
That would make:
"Jesus Christ is my GPS" the more effective way to write it. It has better `flow` that way too...
Nice catch!
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Male 4,298
Doesn`t his sentence structure put more importance on the GPS?
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Male 282
That`s nothing. Mary Magdalene is my airbag.
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Male 36,535
Me: GPS Jesus? Directions to Heaven please.

Sorry, Dad already gave you that information.

Me: Drats! How about a shortcut?
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Male 1,810
Haha had to laugh at this !!
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Male 1,595
I`m going to look in John to find that exact quote.
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Male 1,586
Aaaah this one was pretty funny!
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Male 5,874
Thought about this a bit further.
GPS: god`s personal saviour?
god`s personal steering?
come on folks, I`ve lit the fuse, get on with it!!
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Male 5,874
Arf-Arf!!! This one saved in my `religious` category of top stuff! Excellent!!
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Male 2,085
My wife is my GPS. She might not get me into heaven, but she sure as hell keeps me from getting lost.
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Male 1,793
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is my GPS...
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Male 423
When I`m too drunk to drive, Jesus takes the wheel.
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Male 319
More like my Jesus Christ is GPS, amiright?
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Female 1,478
Many of those Jesus-by-your-side pictures weird me out, but this one is funny with the other picture attached to it.
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Male 37,897

That explains why he`s lost.
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Male 2,670
Okay, that made me spew coffee on my monitor, and that`s not a metaphor.
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Male 19,873
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