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Mom Of 2012: Another Mid-Year Candidate [Pic]

I fully expect for that baby to suffer from a broken next before the end of the year.

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Date: 07/27/12 08:08 AM

27 Responses to Mom Of 2012: Another Mid-Year Candidate [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 27, 2012 at 8:09 am
    Link: Mom Of 2012: Another Mid-Year Candidate - I fully expect for that baby to suffer from a broken next before the end of the year.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 8:12 am
    A broken what now?
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    KellySmith Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2012 at 8:14 am
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 8:14 am
    broken next

    ok, now I think you`re just trying to troll us
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    chromewolf7 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 8:15 am
    Yes a broken next is bound to happen!
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 8:17 am
    I bet his neck will be sore also...
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    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 8:21 am
    What part of the body is the "next"?
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2012 at 8:23 am
    I fully expect for that baby to suffer from a broken next before the end of the year.
    A broken next is quite the serious injury.
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    paco664 Male 40-49
    159 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 8:25 am
    someone had sex with that....

    ewwwwwww.... and "how"?????
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:21 am
    A broken next is definitely much worse than a broken previous.
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    whyteman Male 30-39
    96 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:30 am
    For 5 years I owned a store selling cribs and gliders and all sorts of nursery stuff. I literally met thousands of expecting parents.

    There are SOOOooooo many people like her out there, breeding.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:33 am
    I have seen worst, this contender just doenst have any option to make it
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    uscbadfish Male 18-29
    267 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:39 am
    Chicken next?
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    OzzyMerc Male 30-39
    55 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 10:17 am
    YUCK!! Why is that thing wearing shorts that short? Looks like Edward James Olmos` face!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    4030 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 10:42 am
    what`s a broken next?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2433 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 11:11 am
    He meant nex, cause everyone knows that next is plural for nex. Furthermore, use necks for something like "Me and my necks of kin are havn a chitlin!"
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 11:21 am
    What is it her drating bag? Her ovaries should be tied shut.
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    @onoffonoffon
    well that got a laugh out of me
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    i wouldn`t worry about that little cracker spawn... i`ll bet mom eats her young
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2085 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 3:34 pm
    I can`t imagine looking at that and saying; "I want you to be the mother of my children."
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5874 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    I find it difficult to believe that any sober man could have got that woman pregnant in the first place. (It is possible that she found a close cousin`s unwashed sock, and became fertilised by it)
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11740 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:58 pm
    She doesn`t even know he`s there. He got stuck to the peanut butter that dripped on her shirt from the 12 pb&j sandwiches she had as a mid morning snack.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7775 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 3:00 am
    Quality comments, guys. Can`t top any of them.
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    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 9:19 am
    That looks like the building where my drug dealer lives.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    The kid`s half black.There`s your answer folks.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 4:57 am
    that is the same hold she uses on everything she holds dear . . . replace kid with a bucket of KFC
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 4:59 am
    - I can`t imagine looking at that and saying; "I want you to be the mother of my children." -
    Chubbies come in twos and daddy is just as big . . .

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