Martini Madness: How To Make A Chocolate Martini

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago in

Our own Markust123 Give tips on making martinis and throwing parties.
There are 21 comments:
Male 5,024
"Markus, teaching people how to make a propper Bloody Mary would be a public service."

I make a killer Bloody Mary. Perfected over many camping trips and after-party recoveries. The recipe is in the book. The eBook edition should be out in a few weeks. It will be cheap - $2.95.
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Male 319
More like "How to make a girly, chocolate roostertail in a martini glass."
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Male 39,929

Markus, teaching people how to make a propper Bloody Mary would be a public service.
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Male 39,929

Markus, next video, instead of the Wonder-Spin, how about a Bewitched nose-twitch?
She used to fix kocktails for Durwood all the time!

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Male 5,024
You`re on the invite for my next party Gerry. I just haven`t sent them out.
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Male 39,929

Markus is my friend so I`m supposed to post something supportive here. - Nice box in the WW suit!

Also, you look good in the suit!
I`m sorry, I still can`t drink a chocolate faux-tini. I suppose I`d
try one at one of your famous parties but then I`m never invited
to those am I so I guess we`ll just never know. But I`m not bitter.
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Male 5,024
"but why is it you own a wonder woman costume?"

For some reason the wonder woman spin worked its way into my script. It made me laugh so I bought the suit. Putting that on was way way out of my comfort zone. And why I freaked out a little bit this morning when I saw that this video was posted. I`m definitely not a cross dresser. I`m more of a Neil Patrick Harris gay (without the talent).
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Male 39,929

I had no idea IABers had such strong emotions on the topick of kocktails.
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Male 39,929

Okay, Markus, I don`t mean to pry into your sex life,
but why is it you own a wonder woman costume?
Tell me to mind my own business if you want to.

;-)
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Male 5,024
I practiced and practiced that spin for the middle of the video. I wanted to do it exactly the same as Linda Carter. I thought it would be funny if I was spot on. I think I did it a little too well - her moves make me look super gay.
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Male 39,929

P.S. - Stir, don`t shake.
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Male 39,929

"and it`s also popular with my fag-hags... I mean `the ladies` "

That is an ABOMINATION! A martini is Vodka or Gin with vermouth. That`s it! What he`s making is a sissy roostertail, it needs it`s own name.
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Male 559
Bruising is not a myth!! What`s he talking about!? Bruising has to deal with having too much water in your final drink. If you shake, you break off bits of ice into the drink, increasing the water ratio. Only ever stir. Unless you like watered-down drinks.

Also, I find it hilarious when someone so utterly gay does his best to try to maintain a hetero-normative experience. It`s jarring to watch, really.
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Male 15,510
Hilarious and weird all at the same time
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Male 2,436
WRONG!

There is only one Martini: Gin + Dry Vermouth + twist of lemon (olive is acceptable).

Oh... OK, I watched the rest of the video. Bombay Sapphire is over-priced garbage. Try Beefeater or regular Bombay or New Amsterdam or, hell, even Seagrams... NEVER Tanqueray.

Or just stick to your little chocolate vagina drinks.

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Male 3,894
...but cheap vodka is all I ever drink...
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Male 248
dafuq?
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Female 4,447
Really, markust? This is the internet. Also, I imagine madest clicked on your profile, then clicked on your homepage that you linked. Seeing that you`re the author of "The Best Party Ever" a simple Google search would turn up your videos. You`re not exactly hiding. lol
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Female 3,726
"As moist as the condensation on the shaker"...

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HAHAHAHAHA! I have no clue who Markust is but this was a weird video. Entertaining but weird...
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Male 5,024
Holy sh*t! How did you find this?
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Male 7,378
Link: Martini Madness: How To Make A Chocolate Martini [Rate Link] - Our own Markust123 Give tips on making martinis and throwing parties.
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