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Date: 07/17/12 02:26 PM

21 Responses to Martini Madness: How To Make A Chocolate Martini

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    madest Male 40-49
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    July 17, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    Link: Martini Madness: How To Make A Chocolate Martini - Our own Markust123 Give tips on making martinis and throwing parties.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    July 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    Holy sh*t! How did you find this?
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    July 17, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    "As moist as the condensation on the shaker"...

    ....

    .....

    HAHAHAHAHA! I have no clue who Markust is but this was a weird video. Entertaining but weird...
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    July 17, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    Really, markust? This is the internet. Also, I imagine madest clicked on your profile, then clicked on your homepage that you linked. Seeing that you`re the author of "The Best Party Ever" a simple Google search would turn up your videos. You`re not exactly hiding. lol
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    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    July 17, 2012 at 3:34 pm
    dafuq?
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2012 at 4:07 pm
    ...but cheap vodka is all I ever drink...
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    July 17, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    WRONG!

    There is only one Martini: Gin + Dry Vermouth + twist of lemon (olive is acceptable).

    Oh... OK, I watched the rest of the video. Bombay Sapphire is over-priced garbage. Try Beefeater or regular Bombay or New Amsterdam or, hell, even Seagrams... NEVER Tanqueray.

    Or just stick to your little chocolate vagina drinks.

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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 17, 2012 at 5:08 pm
    Hilarious and weird all at the same time
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    July 17, 2012 at 5:43 pm
    Bruising is not a myth!! What`s he talking about!? Bruising has to deal with having too much water in your final drink. If you shake, you break off bits of ice into the drink, increasing the water ratio. Only ever stir. Unless you like watered-down drinks.

    Also, I find it hilarious when someone so utterly gay does his best to try to maintain a hetero-normative experience. It`s jarring to watch, really.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 17, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    "and it`s also popular with my fag-hags... I mean `the ladies` "

    That is an ABOMINATION! A martini is Vodka or Gin with vermouth. That`s it! What he`s making is a sissy roostertail, it needs it`s own name.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 17, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    P.S. - Stir, don`t shake.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    July 17, 2012 at 7:42 pm
    I practiced and practiced that spin for the middle of the video. I wanted to do it exactly the same as Linda Carter. I thought it would be funny if I was spot on. I think I did it a little too well - her moves make me look super gay.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 17, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    Okay, Markus, I don`t mean to pry into your sex life,
    but why is it you own a wonder woman costume?
    Tell me to mind my own business if you want to.

    ;-)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 17, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    I had no idea IABers had such strong emotions on the topick of kocktails.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    July 17, 2012 at 7:58 pm
    "but why is it you own a wonder woman costume?"

    For some reason the wonder woman spin worked its way into my script. It made me laugh so I bought the suit. Putting that on was way way out of my comfort zone. And why I freaked out a little bit this morning when I saw that this video was posted. I`m definitely not a cross dresser. I`m more of a Neil Patrick Harris gay (without the talent).
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    July 17, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    Markus is my friend so I`m supposed to post something supportive here. - Nice box in the WW suit!

    Also, you look good in the suit!
    I`m sorry, I still can`t drink a chocolate faux-tini. I suppose I`d
    try one at one of your famous parties but then I`m never invited
    to those am I so I guess we`ll just never know. But I`m not bitter.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    July 17, 2012 at 8:47 pm
    You`re on the invite for my next party Gerry. I just haven`t sent them out.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    July 17, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    Markus, next video, instead of the Wonder-Spin, how about a Bewitched nose-twitch?
    She used to fix kocktails for Durwood all the time!

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Markus, teaching people how to make a propper Bloody Mary would be a public service.
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    More like "How to make a girly, chocolate roostertail in a martini glass."
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    "Markus, teaching people how to make a propper Bloody Mary would be a public service."

    I make a killer Bloody Mary. Perfected over many camping trips and after-party recoveries. The recipe is in the book. The eBook edition should be out in a few weeks. It will be cheap - $2.95.

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