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LOL, Spider-Man, You`re So Poor [Pic]

As far as superheroes are concerned anyway.

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Date: 07/25/12 06:44 AM

14 Responses to LOL, Spider-Man, You`re So Poor [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2012 at 6:45 am
    Link: LOL, Spider-Man, You`re So Poor - As far as superheroes are concerned anyway.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    July 25, 2012 at 6:52 am
    Technically, he`s the only superhero in the picture. Batman and Iron Man don`t have any super powers besides money and talent. Spiderman has his spidey senses, the webslinging, and the wall climbing, not to mention the super strength.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2012 at 7:10 am
    Webslinging isn`t a power... it was a mechanical device he made.
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    mahe4 Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2012 at 7:24 am
    @TruTenrMan
    depends on which spiderman we talk about
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    con_uk Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2012 at 7:29 am
    poor Pete would suck their dicks to get Aunt may some medicine...
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2012 at 8:50 am
    mahe4

    "depends on which spiderman we talk about"

    No it doesn`t. Spiderman had a device. The movie adaptation made it organic. Doesn`t change 40 years of canon.
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    jaralax Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2012 at 9:50 am
    I am more familiar with him using a web shooting device, however apparently "in the "Disassembled" storyline, Parker undergoes a transformation that results in the ability to produce organic web fluid from his wrists, and is able to fire his webbing in much the same manner as his artificial web-shooters. According to the new 2007 Spider-Man handbook, Parker has grown spinnerets in his forearms that terminate in small pores at the junction of his wrists. By pressing down with his middle fingers to his palm, he causes the pores to open and the spinnerets to eject the organic fluid with a force equal to or greater than that of his web-shooters" - Wikipedia
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2012 at 9:55 am
    i heard that to jaralax
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2012 at 11:05 am
    NEEEEERRRRDS.
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    klaxor Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2012 at 11:40 am
    But in the "Disassembled" Story line, spidey gets it on with a spider queen, then dies, and is then a new spiderman is born in the egg that the spider queen lays right???

    So it`s not the same spiderman
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    buahahahahahah
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    jaralax & klaxor

    But if I remember correctly they only did that retarded poo to fit in with the movie making the web shooters organic. And that storyline was retarded. I thought we agreed to forget it?
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    rickwhite Male 30-39
    151 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    OMFG. I dunno why, but that made me laugh so hard, out loud. Maybe I`m just feeling silly today?
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5223 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 4:41 pm
    awww...

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