LOL, Spider-Man, You`re So Poor [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

As far as superheroes are concerned anyway.
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Female 5,222
awww...
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Male 151
OMFG. I dunno why, but that made me laugh so hard, out loud. Maybe I`m just feeling silly today?
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Male 8,303
jaralax & klaxor

But if I remember correctly they only did that retarded poo to fit in with the movie making the web shooters organic. And that storyline was retarded. I thought we agreed to forget it?
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Male 2,384
buahahahahahah
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Male 646
But in the "Disassembled" Story line, spidey gets it on with a spider queen, then dies, and is then a new spiderman is born in the egg that the spider queen lays right???

So it`s not the same spiderman
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Male 3,894
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Male 2,376
i heard that to jaralax
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Male 20
I am more familiar with him using a web shooting device, however apparently "in the "Disassembled" storyline, Parker undergoes a transformation that results in the ability to produce organic web fluid from his wrists, and is able to fire his webbing in much the same manner as his artificial web-shooters. According to the new 2007 Spider-Man handbook, Parker has grown spinnerets in his forearms that terminate in small pores at the junction of his wrists. By pressing down with his middle fingers to his palm, he causes the pores to open and the spinnerets to eject the organic fluid with a force equal to or greater than that of his web-shooters" - Wikipedia
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Male 8,303
mahe4

"depends on which spiderman we talk about"

No it doesn`t. Spiderman had a device. The movie adaptation made it organic. Doesn`t change 40 years of canon.
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Male 92
poor Pete would suck their dicks to get Aunt may some medicine...
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Male 57
@TruTenrMan
depends on which spiderman we talk about
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Male 2,552
Webslinging isn`t a power... it was a mechanical device he made.
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Male 3,325
Technically, he`s the only superhero in the picture. Batman and Iron Man don`t have any super powers besides money and talent. Spiderman has his spidey senses, the webslinging, and the wall climbing, not to mention the super strength.
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Male 20,302
Link: LOL, Spider-Man, You`re So Poor [Pic] [Rate Link] - As far as superheroes are concerned anyway.
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