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33 Responses to It`s National Tequila Day, I-A-B! [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    Link: It`s National Tequila Day, I-A-B! - Share your horror stories involving tequila. My first time? I vomited in my girlfriend`s mom`s potted houseplant. Fun!
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    All I remember from my first time is that it involved a pack of rabid caribou. I was stuck somewhere in the Yukon, and there were tall, skinny rabbits, and they were drinking heavily.
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    I had my cornea ripped open by someone`s fingernail on cinco de mayo about an hour after we started drinking, then like an idiot I let some girl put contact solution in my eye... I can still see the line in my vision sometimes, looks like a little pubic hair :/ Can`t honestly say I`ve drank any tequila after that lol
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3233 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    My friends and I invented a drinking game involving the Super Mario Super Show.
    I had my tequila, and it ended badly with vomit in a grocery bag and on my pants.
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    Rofl I freakin loved that show, I even have my 5 year old daughter hooked on it xD

    And I must know how this game is played o.0
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    Torizo Male 18-29
    316 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    funny you should mention that because its when I lost my arm. Long story.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    Mine`s not so much a horror story - I visited Newfoundland, Canada many 11 years ago and me and this chick I met at a bar ended up doing tequila slammers together. I went home from that trip and dumped my girlfriend of 5 years. Now me and my tequila-drinking compadre are living extremely happily in Newfoundland, with a young daughter, and our 9th wedding anniversary is in a couple of weeks.

    OK, maybe it does qualify as a horror story as it ends in marriage... ;-)
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    It`s hard to pick just one - maybe be the time I made out with some old dude that I swore at the time looked exactly like Jim Croce (turned out he didn`t AT ALL) at a PNA steak fry after falling down a flight of 24 cement steps backwards and then later falling down an embankment with my pants around my ankles trying to pee outside before I got in my car and winding up with posion ivy all over my ass.

    Or just let my profile pic tell the story - that was a tequila moment.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    @davy: It takes courage to marry a Newfie. ;-)
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    you know im pretty sure i`ve drank tequila i just cant seem to remember
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    Torizo Male 18-29
    316 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    mines not a horror story either. it was coincidental.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    Let us just say I ended up with alcohol poisoning for 3 days...that is what I get for slamming coffee mugs full of tequila and mixing it with 99 bananas...I threw all up on the passenger side of my new car I had just bought at the time..that was many years ago and to this day I cannot even stand the smell of taquila..
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    In Mexico, its national Tequila day every day
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    shaustin Male 18-29
    143 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    i was 16 on my dads 50th birthday and my aunt who doesnt even drink brought a 26`r to just hand out shots with.... i threw up in my basement, and my sister passed out on our pool table
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    I was 12, it was my first alcoholic drink ever. My dad thought I would hate it and it would scare me away from the stuff. Loved it, proceeded to get wasted ringing in the new year. And an alcoholic was born.
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    Brometheus Male 30-39
    376 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 4:07 pm
    Was on a flight between Chicago and Houston to visit family. Had a stop in St. Louis. The man in the middle seat got off and the guy in the aisle seat had asked me what I had been drinking. He asked if I liked tequila and I said yeah, so he pulled a full bottle of patron out of his carry-on. Just then the flight attendant came by, saw the bottle, gave the other guy a light slap on the shoulder and say, "oh, you boys" with a wink. We passed the bottle back and forth till it was time to take off again and by the time I arrived in Houston I was sufficiently sh*t-faced.

    I miss the days before 9/11.
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    Bikubang Male 30-39
    45 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 4:49 pm
    I don`t remember the first time, but the last time, I blacked out, threw up, decided to have a two hour shower (because I may or may not of passed out) woke up and passed out naked on my bedroom floor. Still not as bad as my buddy who blacked out and got into an argument with our cab driver and ended up stealing his cab after they dropped me off at home.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    "We don`t have beer. Just tequila."

    "What`s tequila?"

    "Uh, it`s like beer."
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 5:11 pm
    Last thing I remember was chucking the empty bottle as hard as I can while standing in the streets outside of a house party. Next thing I knew I was waking up with a crack in the bask of my skull from passing out while standing up and my head hitting the concrete. drat you tequila!
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 6:42 pm
    Oh I have story too.
    Never drank Tequilla till I passed out and never got butt raped either. So yeah.
    Drink responsibly.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:15 pm
    Oh I have story too.
    Never drank Tequilla till I passed out and never got butt raped either. So yeah.
    Drink responsibly.
    Sutra, you must be a hoot at all the parties. I`m attending a funeral on friday and I`m worried that it may turn out to be entirely too much fun. Wanna come along?
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    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:40 pm
    Nah, no horror stories involving my own drunkness.
    After all, first time I had tequila, I was already pretty immune to vodka already...
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    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:27 pm
    I had a tequila night so horrendous that even now, 7 years later, the smell of it alone is enough to make my stomach churn a bit.
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    First thing I ever got drunk on - chugged 8 oz teq mixed with 8 oz of triple sec in 5 mins flat (hey, I was 15). Puked my guts out and couldnt even smell it for years but love the stuff now.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    My first time - I vomited in my girlfriend`s mouth.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:14 pm
    @davymid, sure! Would you like me to vomit on you or the dearly departed ?
    Most of the stories here assure me that I should give up on my sensible fun of three drinks. Don`t know why I missed out on waking up on filthy sidewalks and vomiting and pissing like an animal or oh the fun!
    Puhleese.
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    DethRose Female 18-29
    280 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:22 pm
    Had Sake night instead.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:21 pm
    I`ve always liked tequila, and I still do. The problem is, cheap white tequila no longer exists. You can`t find it anywhere. We used to get cheap white tequila for the same price as cheap gin, rum, or vodka. Now the "cheap" stuff is all gold, it`s twice the price of other booze, and it will burn a hole through your esophagus before it hits your stomach.

    This is the main reason I pretty much gave up drinking.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 6:25 am
    Tequila smells and tastes like poo.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    796 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 6:34 am
    Tequila smells and tastes like poo.

    I have had tequila but not poo, can I just take your word for it?

    P.S. Why do you eat poo?
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    254 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 6:49 am
    Hmm. This listing comes right before the one about the girl who was raped at a party after she passed out from being too drunk.
    I-A-B, are you serving some kind of PSA here?
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.
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