It`s National Tequila Day, I-A-B! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago

Share your horror stories involving tequila. My first time? I vomited in my girlfriend"s mom"s potted houseplant. Fun!
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Male 36
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Male 2,096
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.
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Male 261
Hmm. This listing comes right before the one about the girl who was raped at a party after she passed out from being too drunk.
I-A-B, are you serving some kind of PSA here?
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Male 1,258
[quote]Tequila smells and tastes like poo. [/quote]

I have had tequila but not poo, can I just take your word for it?

P.S. Why do you eat poo?
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Male 2,592
Tequila smells and tastes like poo.
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Male 15,832
I`ve always liked tequila, and I still do. The problem is, cheap white tequila no longer exists. You can`t find it anywhere. We used to get cheap white tequila for the same price as cheap gin, rum, or vodka. Now the "cheap" stuff is all gold, it`s twice the price of other booze, and it will burn a hole through your esophagus before it hits your stomach.

This is the main reason I pretty much gave up drinking.
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Female 280
Had Sake night instead.
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Female 2,549
@davymid, sure! Would you like me to vomit on you or the dearly departed ?
Most of the stories here assure me that I should give up on my sensible fun of three drinks. Don`t know why I missed out on waking up on filthy sidewalks and vomiting and pissing like an animal or oh the fun!
Puhleese.
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Male 3,631
My first time - I vomited in my girlfriend`s mouth.
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Male 1,249
First thing I ever got drunk on - chugged 8 oz teq mixed with 8 oz of triple sec in 5 mins flat (hey, I was 15). Puked my guts out and couldnt even smell it for years but love the stuff now.
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Female 355
I had a tequila night so horrendous that even now, 7 years later, the smell of it alone is enough to make my stomach churn a bit.
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Male 299
Nah, no horror stories involving my own drunkness.
After all, first time I had tequila, I was already pretty immune to vodka already...
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Male 12,138
[quote]Oh I have story too.
Never drank Tequilla till I passed out and never got butt raped either. So yeah.
Drink responsibly.[/quote]
Sutra, you must be a hoot at all the parties. I`m attending a funeral on friday and I`m worried that it may turn out to be entirely too much fun. Wanna come along?
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Female 2,549
Oh I have story too.
Never drank Tequilla till I passed out and never got butt raped either. So yeah.
Drink responsibly.
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Male 1,754
Last thing I remember was chucking the empty bottle as hard as I can while standing in the streets outside of a house party. Next thing I knew I was waking up with a crack in the bask of my skull from passing out while standing up and my head hitting the concrete. drat you tequila!
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Male 2,436
"We don`t have beer. Just tequila."

"What`s tequila?"

"Uh, it`s like beer."
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Male 45
I don`t remember the first time, but the last time, I blacked out, threw up, decided to have a two hour shower (because I may or may not of passed out) woke up and passed out naked on my bedroom floor. Still not as bad as my buddy who blacked out and got into an argument with our cab driver and ended up stealing his cab after they dropped me off at home.
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Male 376
Was on a flight between Chicago and Houston to visit family. Had a stop in St. Louis. The man in the middle seat got off and the guy in the aisle seat had asked me what I had been drinking. He asked if I liked tequila and I said yeah, so he pulled a full bottle of patron out of his carry-on. Just then the flight attendant came by, saw the bottle, gave the other guy a light slap on the shoulder and say, "oh, you boys" with a wink. We passed the bottle back and forth till it was time to take off again and by the time I arrived in Houston I was sufficiently sh*t-faced.

I miss the days before 9/11.
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Male 1,341
I was 12, it was my first alcoholic drink ever. My dad thought I would hate it and it would scare me away from the stuff. Loved it, proceeded to get wasted ringing in the new year. And an alcoholic was born.
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Male 143
i was 16 on my dads 50th birthday and my aunt who doesnt even drink brought a 26`r to just hand out shots with.... i threw up in my basement, and my sister passed out on our pool table
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Male 15,510
In Mexico, its national Tequila day every day
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Female 1,144
Let us just say I ended up with alcohol poisoning for 3 days...that is what I get for slamming coffee mugs full of tequila and mixing it with 99 bananas...I threw all up on the passenger side of my new car I had just bought at the time..that was many years ago and to this day I cannot even stand the smell of taquila..
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Male 316
mines not a horror story either. it was coincidental.
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Male 2,376
you know im pretty sure i`ve drank tequila i just cant seem to remember
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Male 5,811
@davy: It takes courage to marry a Newfie. ;-)
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Female 4,039
It`s hard to pick just one - maybe be the time I made out with some old dude that I swore at the time looked exactly like Jim Croce (turned out he didn`t AT ALL) at a PNA steak fry after falling down a flight of 24 cement steps backwards and then later falling down an embankment with my pants around my ankles trying to pee outside before I got in my car and winding up with posion ivy all over my ass.

Or just let my profile pic tell the story - that was a tequila moment.
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Male 12,138
Mine`s not so much a horror story - I visited Newfoundland, Canada many 11 years ago and me and this chick I met at a bar ended up doing tequila slammers together. I went home from that trip and dumped my girlfriend of 5 years. Now me and my tequila-drinking compadre are living extremely happily in Newfoundland, with a young daughter, and our 9th wedding anniversary is in a couple of weeks.

OK, maybe it does qualify as a horror story as it ends in marriage... ;-)
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Male 316
funny you should mention that because its when I lost my arm. Long story.
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Male 593
Rofl I freakin loved that show, I even have my 5 year old daughter hooked on it xD

And I must know how this game is played o.0
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Male 3,427
My friends and I invented a drinking game involving the Super Mario Super Show.
I had my tequila, and it ended badly with vomit in a grocery bag and on my pants.
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Male 593
I had my cornea ripped open by someone`s fingernail on cinco de mayo about an hour after we started drinking, then like an idiot I let some girl put contact solution in my eye... I can still see the line in my vision sometimes, looks like a little pubic hair :/ Can`t honestly say I`ve drank any tequila after that lol
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Male 5,811
All I remember from my first time is that it involved a pack of rabid caribou. I was stuck somewhere in the Yukon, and there were tall, skinny rabbits, and they were drinking heavily.
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Male 19,868
Link: It`s National Tequila Day, I-A-B! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Share your horror stories involving tequila. My first time? I vomited in my girlfriend`s mom`s potted houseplant. Fun!
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