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Date: 07/15/12 08:40 AM

21 Responses to If This Is Marriage, No Thanks [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 8:43 am
    Link: If This Is Marriage, No Thanks - No amount of sexy times could justify this humiliation.
  2. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 8:53 am
    It`s only akin to marriage if they`ve had the following conversation...

    "what`s wrong?"

    "nothing"

    "are you sure? you look as though something`s wrong"

    "leave me alone, I`M FINE"

    "okay"



    "if you knew me at all you`d have known i was tired now and offered me your leg to sit on"
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 8:56 am
    Not really humiliating. Just weird on the wife`s part IMO.

    Marriage = Death to Sex.
  4. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 9:34 am

    I don`t see a ring on his finger. That there looks more like the Friend Zone to me.
  5. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 9:41 am
    "I don`t see a ring on his finger."

    no, it looks like it`s on his thigh.
  6. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 9:47 am
    Marriage = Death to Sex.
    ____

    Nope...you must not be married.
  7. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 10:01 am
    Brings a new dimention to "supporting his wife".
  8. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Marriage = Death to Sex.
    ____

    Nope...you must not be married.
    He means sex with people you still find attractive.
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 10:31 am
    not as bad as the guy being a human bench.
  10. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 10:46 am
    Sooo, he gets to stretch, and she gets to nonchalantly scratch her ass on his leg? I`m looking for the follow up pic of him pulling his leg out...
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 11:50 am
    Maybe I`m clueless, but I have no idea what I`m looking at, let alone what is so humiliating.
  12. Profile photo of ChrisP12
    ChrisP12 Male 40-49
    186 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    Marriage = Death to Sex, the soul, happiness, money, ambition, and hope.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    "If This Is Marriage, No Thanks"

    That must be one of the American national mottos
  14. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    Because doing stuff for your waifu is bad?
  15. Profile photo of DiabloStorm
    DiabloStorm Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    Because being pussy whipped is bad
  16. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    Angelmassb.. that doesn`t even make sense.
  17. Profile photo of Bikubang
    Bikubang Male 30-39
    45 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    What`s humiliating about helping out your tired wife? I personally wouldn`t do that, but if my wife was tired I`d do something for her.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 9:01 pm
    Helping your tired wife with a rest break is humiliating ?? Just when I think the captions cant get any stupider, they do. I sometimes think a lawn ornament is writing these things....
  19. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 16, 2012 at 6:57 am
    Wife: "I need a rest but, there are no benches."
    Husband: "It`s OK, Love. Sit here."
    Wife: "Hmm. Thanks... There`s something buzzing in your pocket. You set this up intentionally?"
    Husband: "Maybe but, I don`t see you getting up."
    Wife: "Special dinner, tomorrow."
    Husband: "Oh? Increase setting to level three!!"
    Cop: "Are you OK, miss? Your face is a bit red."
    Wife: "I`m fine. Just needed a seat. I`ll get some wahhh-"
    Husband: *whispers*"Level five!"
    Wife: "AHHHHHHTER!!!"
    Cop: "OK, then! Say, you two are a cute couple. I`m going to call my wife..."*raises an eyebrow, grins knowingly, walks away*
    Wife: "See what you`ve done?!"
    Husband: "I still don`t see you getting up."
    Wife: "I am so gonna take care of you for the rest of your life."
    -----
    So, that wouldn`t be worth a knee bench at the fe
  20. Profile photo of MommyFlaw
    MommyFlaw Female 18-29
    3 posts
    July 16, 2012 at 3:17 pm
    If my husband did this he would get a blowjob whenever he wanted one for the rest of his natural born life, no questions asked.

    "What? Blowjob in wal mart? Absolutely!"
  21. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    July 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    If he`s in the right stance, it`s no effort at all to stand like that, and he can hold a LOT more weight. Done it myself with someone half again my body weight.

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