If This Is Marriage, No Thanks [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

No amount of sexy times could justify this humiliation.
There are 21 comments:
Male 336
If he`s in the right stance, it`s no effort at all to stand like that, and he can hold a LOT more weight. Done it myself with someone half again my body weight.
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Female 3
If my husband did this he would get a blowjob whenever he wanted one for the rest of his natural born life, no questions asked.

"What? Blowjob in wal mart? Absolutely!"
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Male 5,608
Wife: "I need a rest but, there are no benches."
Husband: "It`s OK, Love. Sit here."
Wife: "Hmm. Thanks... There`s something buzzing in your pocket. You set this up intentionally?"
Husband: "Maybe but, I don`t see you getting up."
Wife: "Special dinner, tomorrow."
Husband: "Oh? Increase setting to level three!!"
Cop: "Are you OK, miss? Your face is a bit red."
Wife: "I`m fine. Just needed a seat. I`ll get some wahhh-"
Husband: *whispers*"Level five!"
Wife: "AHHHHHHTER!!!"
Cop: "OK, then! Say, you two are a cute couple. I`m going to call my wife..."*raises an eyebrow, grins knowingly, walks away*
Wife: "See what you`ve done?!"
Husband: "I still don`t see you getting up."
Wife: "I am so gonna take care of you for the rest of your life."
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So, that wouldn`t be worth a knee bench at the fe
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Male 1,810
Helping your tired wife with a rest break is humiliating ?? Just when I think the captions cant get any stupider, they do. I sometimes think a lawn ornament is writing these things....
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Male 45
What`s humiliating about helping out your tired wife? I personally wouldn`t do that, but if my wife was tired I`d do something for her.
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Female 1,478
Angelmassb.. that doesn`t even make sense.
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Male 24
Because being pussy whipped is bad
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Male 5,413
Because doing stuff for your waifu is bad?
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Male 15,510
"If This Is Marriage, No Thanks"

That must be one of the American national mottos
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Male 186
Marriage = Death to Sex, the soul, happiness, money, ambition, and hope.
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Female 6,381
Maybe I`m clueless, but I have no idea what I`m looking at, let alone what is so humiliating.
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Male 1,950
Sooo, he gets to stretch, and she gets to nonchalantly scratch her ass on his leg? I`m looking for the follow up pic of him pulling his leg out...
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Male 1,083
not as bad as the guy being a human bench.
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Female 2,602

[quote]Marriage = Death to Sex.
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Nope...you must not be married.[/quote]
He means sex with people you still find attractive.
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Male 1,164
Brings a new dimention to "supporting his wife".
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Female 3,727
Marriage = Death to Sex.
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Nope...you must not be married.
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Male 3,081
"I don`t see a ring on his finger."

no, it looks like it`s on his thigh.
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Female 2,602

I don`t see a ring on his finger. That there looks more like the Friend Zone to me.
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Male 1,754
Not really humiliating. Just weird on the wife`s part IMO.

Marriage = Death to Sex.
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Male 3,081
It`s only akin to marriage if they`ve had the following conversation...

"what`s wrong?"

"nothing"

"are you sure? you look as though something`s wrong"

"leave me alone, I`M FINE"

"okay"

[15 mintues of sulking later]

"if you knew me at all you`d have known i was tired now and offered me your leg to sit on"
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Male 19,873
Link: If This Is Marriage, No Thanks [Pic] [Rate Link] - No amount of sexy times could justify this humiliation.
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