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Date: 07/24/12 09:55 AM

32 Responses to How To Scare Your Wife On A Road Trip

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:00 am
    Link: How To Scare Your Wife On A Road Trip - Simple, just wake her up from a nap while a semi-truck is about to plow into the front of the family SUV.
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    wolladude Male 30-39
    366 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:07 am
    Muahahahaaa!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33127 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:09 am
    He is so dead! No nookie for him for... months! Perhaps years.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:10 am
    hehehehehehheheheheheheh....totally would do that.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36859 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:12 am

    He is so dead.
    She`s gonna make him pay BIG time for that one!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:18 am
    Nasty, but you gotta admit it`d be tempting. X-D
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36859 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:20 am

    Sadly, I`m married to someone with absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever.
    If I did that, I`d have to go straight to divorce court. Do not pass the bank, do not get any money.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:27 am
    He`ll be jerkin` it for the next 3 weeks. I hope it was worth it.
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    vpoftheforum Male 30-39
    20 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:28 am
    Awesome!
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    ajackmanuk Male 18-29
    36 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:45 am
    I wonder how long it was before he got laid again?
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    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:51 am
    I laughed, but I know women that would kill for less than that.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7611 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:52 am
    Nah- he is never having a shag agian- or anything else I suspect!
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:54 am
    Ha, what a dick.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4891 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:05 am
    Funny as hell...and wouldn`t DARE doing it to my wife!
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    Vexys Male 18-29
    74 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Haha! More appropriate for a friend than a wife. I can just see the sex banhammer coming and my god its coming at me fast
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:51 am
    fake
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    Is no-one going to question him filming himself and driving at the same time? With a kid in the back, too. Silly sod.
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    I would do it if I had the opportunity. My wife is pretty uptight about that kind of stuff, but laughs about it a few weeks later. I am the bigfatdynamo.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    Looks like Wee Man. Except, you know, not wee.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    In America, people gets divorced for less than this
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    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    716 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    No pookie tonight, or for that matter the next 30 nights.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 3:36 pm
    You get to clean the front passenger seat buddy.
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    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    Her response, classic!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    That stare; that`s the divorce stare.
  25. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 9:41 pm
    Still laughing. That hand you saw grabbing the camera? Not touching his pecker for a while.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:55 pm
    i would have been so mad. laughed later, but mad when it happened XD
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 6:10 am
    Haha :-)

    I was driving with my gf through a tunnel with only two lanes in one direction, and it was late so there was no traffic. We were driving in the right lane, and when we came to a slight turn inside the tunnel, i suddenly changed lane and started talking about how we would both die if a car came towards us (she did not have a license and was not aware of the white center line and the fact that both lanes was in one direction)she was terrified and even if i told her it was a joke she thought i was a total psycho.

    In a way I agree, but still... sort of a guilty pleasure, I guess :-)
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    Spearman113 Male 18-29
    209 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 9:10 am
    This happened to me... I merged onto a highway, looked forward, and that was right in front of me. I freaked out, hit the brakes, and nearly hit the barrier. Luckily no other cars were around, so the only thing that was hurt was my pride.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    His body was found at mile marker 481.
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    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 3:32 pm
    Is he died?
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 3:55 am
    That was the dirtiest trick! Shame on y`all . . . I could NOT do that to a loved one. Dirty, dirty . . .
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    tsheriff Male 18-29
    256 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 8:31 pm
    weeman?

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