How To Scare Your Wife On A Road Trip

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

Simple, just wake her up from a nap while a semi-truck is about to plow into the front of the family SUV.
There are 32 comments:
Male 256
weeman?
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Male 766
That was the dirtiest trick! Shame on y`all . . . I could NOT do that to a loved one. Dirty, dirty . . .
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Male 725
Is he died?
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Male 2,711
His body was found at mile marker 481.
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Male 208
This happened to me... I merged onto a highway, looked forward, and that was right in front of me. I freaked out, hit the brakes, and nearly hit the barrier. Luckily no other cars were around, so the only thing that was hurt was my pride.
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Male 1,010
Haha :-)

I was driving with my gf through a tunnel with only two lanes in one direction, and it was late so there was no traffic. We were driving in the right lane, and when we came to a slight turn inside the tunnel, i suddenly changed lane and started talking about how we would both die if a car came towards us (she did not have a license and was not aware of the white center line and the fact that both lanes was in one direction)she was terrified and even if i told her it was a joke she thought i was a total psycho.

In a way I agree, but still... sort of a guilty pleasure, I guess :-)
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Female 5,222
i would have been so mad. laughed later, but mad when it happened XD
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Female 1,236
Still laughing. That hand you saw grabbing the camera? Not touching his pecker for a while.
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Male 15,187
That stare; that`s the divorce stare.
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Male 314
Her response, classic!
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Male 5,872
You get to clean the front passenger seat buddy.
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Male 1,255
No pookie tonight, or for that matter the next 30 nights.
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Male 15,510
In America, people gets divorced for less than this
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Male 12,138
Looks like Wee Man. Except, you know, not wee.
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Male 259
I would do it if I had the opportunity. My wife is pretty uptight about that kind of stuff, but laughs about it a few weeks later. I am the bigfatdynamo.
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Male 653
Is no-one going to question him filming himself and driving at the same time? With a kid in the back, too. Silly sod.
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Male 2,855
fake
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Male 74
Haha! More appropriate for a friend than a wife. I can just see the sex banhammer coming and my god its coming at me fast
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Male 6,070
Funny as hell...and wouldn`t DARE doing it to my wife!
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Male 4,014
Ha, what a dick.
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Female 8,006
Nah- he is never having a shag agian- or anything else I suspect!
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Male 198
I laughed, but I know women that would kill for less than that.
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Male 36
I wonder how long it was before he got laid again?
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Male 20
Awesome!
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Male 15,832
He`ll be jerkin` it for the next 3 weeks. I hope it was worth it.
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Male 39,614

Sadly, I`m married to someone with absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever.
If I did that, I`d have to go straight to divorce court. Do not pass the bank, do not get any money.
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Female 6,381
Nasty, but you gotta admit it`d be tempting. X-D
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Male 39,614

He is so dead.
She`s gonna make him pay BIG time for that one!
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Male 3,894
hehehehehehheheheheheheh....totally would do that.
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Male 40,382
He is so dead! No nookie for him for... months! Perhaps years.
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Male 403
Muahahahaaa!
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Male 20,829
Link: How To Scare Your Wife On A Road Trip [Rate Link] - Simple, just wake her up from a nap while a semi-truck is about to plow into the front of the family SUV.
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