How To Catch A Kangaroo

Submitted by: apedrana 4 years ago in

Hmm, you learn something new everyday.
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Male 694
drat this guy has cool hair
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Male 1,586
Australian Charles Manson?
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Male 6,227
It`s hilarious the way the `roo just goes limp and drops into the bag. LOL!
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Male 101
That`s some good bush tucker right there, mate!
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Male 459
yeah, I wouldn`t recommend trying this on a fully grown male `roo.





Kangaroo Attacks English Tourist
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Male 466
That little tyke is his pet -and it sees the bag as mums pouch. BTW it is not a good idea to approach wild roos, as they can stand up on their tails and slash you from throat to groin wih their back claws.
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Male 14,857
And now for the lube.
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Male 5,874
Please post similar for cute bird with big tits and neat ass.
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Male 352
@robosnitz Yes you can. It tastes a bit like venison.
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Male 1,243
He really refined the art of being a swagman
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Male 201
this put a smile on my face, and made me remember one talk I had with a guy I work with who`s from Australia, "does kangaroo taste good?" him, "why yes, better than chicken, in fact, it should be "tastes like kangaroo" instead"
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Male 1,054
"Can you eat kangaroo?"

Why, yes, you can!
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Male 341
Kangaroos cant hop backwards.... Tosh taught me that one..
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Male 2,737
Can you eat kangaroo?
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Male 1,197
ive never been able to walk up that close to a roo before, they always hop away
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Male 4,893
How to catch a Polar Bear:
1) Dig a hole in the ice; place peas around hole.
2) Hide...When bear comes over to take a pea, you kick em in the ice-hole.
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Male 4,893
Fitting that it is a grocery bag, because he`s bringing home dinner.
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Male 5,811

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Male 715
with a bullet
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Male 644
Maybe it`s cause it`s natural for the young ones to feel comfortable in a pouch like when they were with mamma....
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Male 884
"You take a brick in each hand and quietly walk up behind the kangaroo. Then when you`re close enough, you smack the bricks together on the kangaroo`s balls."

"But doesn`t that hurt?"

"Only if you catch your thumbs."
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Male 171
How the hell are those things not extinct yet?!?
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Male 3,285
haha. this was dumb but awesome.
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Male 4,746
Got it. Off to Australia.
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Male 5,314
that has to be his pet kangaroo.
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Male 554
what... the... drat?
mind blown
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Male 144
Link: How To Catch A Kangaroo [Rate Link] - Hmm, you learn something new everyday.
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