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Date: 07/13/12 11:16 AM

27 Responses to How To Catch A Kangaroo

  1. Profile photo of apedrana
    apedrana Male 18-29
    144 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 11:17 am
    Link: How To Catch A Kangaroo - Hmm, you learn something new everyday.
  2. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 11:27 am
    what... the... drat?
    mind blown
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 11:28 am
    that has to be his pet kangaroo.
  4. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 11:32 am
    Got it. Off to Australia.
  5. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 11:43 am
    haha. this was dumb but awesome.
  6. Profile photo of morimacil123
    morimacil123 Male 18-29
    171 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 12:08 pm
    How the hell are those things not extinct yet?!?
  7. Profile photo of An-egg
    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 12:08 pm
    "You take a brick in each hand and quietly walk up behind the kangaroo. Then when you`re close enough, you smack the bricks together on the kangaroo`s balls."

    "But doesn`t that hurt?"

    "Only if you catch your thumbs."
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    HI-haole Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    Maybe it`s cause it`s natural for the young ones to feel comfortable in a pouch like when they were with mamma....
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    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    with a bullet
  10. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    July 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm

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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    Fitting that it is a grocery bag, because he`s bringing home dinner.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    How to catch a Polar Bear:
    1) Dig a hole in the ice; place peas around hole.
    2) Hide...When bear comes over to take a pea, you kick em in the ice-hole.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    ive never been able to walk up that close to a roo before, they always hop away
  14. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    Can you eat kangaroo?
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    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    Kangaroos cant hop backwards.... Tosh taught me that one..
  16. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    "Can you eat kangaroo?"

    Why, yes, you can!
  17. Profile photo of OddNumber
    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    this put a smile on my face, and made me remember one talk I had with a guy I work with who`s from Australia, "does kangaroo taste good?" him, "why yes, better than chicken, in fact, it should be "tastes like kangaroo" instead"
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    He really refined the art of being a swagman
  19. Profile photo of Bealzebubble
    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    @robosnitz Yes you can. It tastes a bit like venison.
  20. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 5:24 pm
    Please post similar for cute bird with big tits and neat ass.
  21. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm
    And now for the lube.
  22. Profile photo of Laran
    Laran Male 40-49
    467 posts
    July 14, 2012 at 3:42 am
    That little tyke is his pet -and it sees the bag as mums pouch. BTW it is not a good idea to approach wild roos, as they can stand up on their tails and slash you from throat to groin wih their back claws.
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    July 14, 2012 at 4:15 am
    yeah, I wouldn`t recommend trying this on a fully grown male `roo.





    Kangaroo Attacks English Tourist
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    ZacWasHere Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 14, 2012 at 5:58 am
    That`s some good bush tucker right there, mate!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    July 14, 2012 at 6:20 am
    It`s hilarious the way the `roo just goes limp and drops into the bag. LOL!
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    July 14, 2012 at 7:06 am
    Australian Charles Manson?
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    July 14, 2012 at 4:24 pm
    drat this guy has cool hair

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