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Date: 07/12/12 05:11 PM

24 Responses to How Do You Make Soccer Interesting? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 5:09 pm
    Link: How Do You Make Soccer Interesting? - Somehow figure out how to really make this sort of thing happen.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 5:23 pm
    Now all we need is a gif to make this gif interesting.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    Americans who watch golf and baseball need to stop complaining about soccer being boring.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    They already pretend this happens 36 times in every game.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 6:36 pm
    @Solvent...I don`t understand what you meant by that. Did you mean that 36 people die rioting every game?
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    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 7:28 pm
    If you could play soccer on Jupiter.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 8:29 pm
    Soccer is like tic tac toe, the best move is not to play.
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    ATPno34 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 8:43 pm
    Eliminate the offside rule and scoring increases 1000%. Americans would watch that. Oh...and if you flop like a pussy, you`re gone for the rest of the game. Done. FIFA...you`re welcome. I`ll expect my check in the mail.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    July 12, 2012 at 11:49 pm
    It would be infinitely more watchable if stuff like this happened. I can`t believe how excited people get over this game here in the UK. I`ve seen grown men cry because their team didn`t get through. Quite pathetic really.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 12:17 am
    Lame.
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 1:35 am
    I have absolutely no idea why I found this funny.
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 4:13 am
    You make soccer interesting to Americans (as a rule, the rest of the world finds it interesting) by relegating the action to very brief periods of play which are broken up by shedloads of commercials. Perish the thought of watching something where the play is continuous, it would tax your attention spans.
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    Omniq Male 18-29
    8 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 4:35 am
    With the football (soccer) world cup finals having 280 million+ viewers, I doubt it needs to be more interesting. Also, for most of the rest of the world, American Football is REALLY boring.
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    slimofswiv Male 30-39
    116 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 5:27 am
    i love it when americans love real football, i think its just the inbreds who can`t get their heads around it, basketball? dont you get bored of cheering every single time the ball goes in the basket? zzzzzz, baseball? seriously? lol, nascar? lets drive round and round, hockey is ok i suppose, american football? rugby with padding for you soft lot, again stop start stop start, embrace the one great sport with unequal passion
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 6:07 am
    They`re all boring.
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 6:59 am
    All professional sports are boring, but making Europeans frustrated by pretending to have an opinion about Soccer is kind of amusing.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 7:37 am
    Dinosaurs, Multiball and jetpacks.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 8:23 am
    I thought I`d commented yesterday but here it is again:

    THIS POST IS TERRIBLE! WTF WERE YOU THINKING??

    k?
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 8:28 am
    The fact that the "most of the world" loves soccer, is more proof that most people are stupid.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 9:36 am






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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 11:22 am
    @Zach82 You have the right idea. Troll us. fancylad does not have the right idea. He has a hard on for limbs being cleaved from bodies being mixed with sport. I trust the rating of this post will go someway to convince him we do not share his convictions.
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    July 13, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    Lead soccer balls.. Genius!
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    JonasQuim Male 18-29
    115 posts
    July 14, 2012 at 11:51 am
    Baseball is infinitely more boring than soccer (football). Going to the Yankees and Mets while i was in NY made me appreciate real sport.
    Before judging soccer (football) watch a few Barcelona games, they`re amazingly skilled and tactical.
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    slimofswiv Male 30-39
    116 posts
    July 15, 2012 at 9:26 am
    well said jonas

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