How Do You Make Soccer Interesting? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Sports

Somehow figure out how to really make this sort of thing happen.
There are 24 comments:
Male 116
well said jonas
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Male 115
Baseball is infinitely more boring than soccer (football). Going to the Yankees and Mets while i was in NY made me appreciate real sport.
Before judging soccer (football) watch a few Barcelona games, they`re amazingly skilled and tactical.
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Male 553
Lead soccer balls.. Genius!
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Male 653
@Zach82 You have the right idea. Troll us. fancylad does not have the right idea. He has a hard on for limbs being cleaved from bodies being mixed with sport. I trust the rating of this post will go someway to convince him we do not share his convictions.
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Male 4,891
The fact that the "most of the world" loves soccer, is more proof that most people are stupid.
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Male 40,384
I thought I`d commented yesterday but here it is again:

THIS POST IS TERRIBLE! WTF WERE YOU THINKING??

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Male 5,413
Dinosaurs, Multiball and jetpacks.
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Male 319
All professional sports are boring, but making Europeans frustrated by pretending to have an opinion about Soccer is kind of amusing.
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Male 14,331
They`re all boring.
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Male 116
i love it when americans love real football, i think its just the inbreds who can`t get their heads around it, basketball? dont you get bored of cheering every single time the ball goes in the basket? zzzzzz, baseball? seriously? lol, nascar? lets drive round and round, hockey is ok i suppose, american football? rugby with padding for you soft lot, again stop start stop start, embrace the one great sport with unequal passion
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Male 8
With the football (soccer) world cup finals having 280 million+ viewers, I doubt it needs to be more interesting. Also, for most of the rest of the world, American Football is REALLY boring.
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Male 653
You make soccer interesting to Americans (as a rule, the rest of the world finds it interesting) by relegating the action to very brief periods of play which are broken up by shedloads of commercials. Perish the thought of watching something where the play is continuous, it would tax your attention spans.
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Male 1,216
I have absolutely no idea why I found this funny.
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Male 6,737
Lame.
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Male 1,243
It would be infinitely more watchable if stuff like this happened. I can`t believe how excited people get over this game here in the UK. I`ve seen grown men cry because their team didn`t get through. Quite pathetic really.
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Male 27
Eliminate the offside rule and scoring increases 1000%. Americans would watch that. Oh...and if you flop like a pussy, you`re gone for the rest of the game. Done. FIFA...you`re welcome. I`ll expect my check in the mail.
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Male 17,512
Soccer is like tic tac toe, the best move is not to play.
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Female 262
If you could play soccer on Jupiter.
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Male 4,891
@Solvent...I don`t understand what you meant by that. Did you mean that 36 people die rioting every game?
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Male 2,841
They already pretend this happens 36 times in every game.
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Male 3,445
Americans who watch golf and baseball need to stop complaining about soccer being boring.
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Male 1,678
Now all we need is a gif to make this gif interesting.
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Male 20,830
Link: How Do You Make Soccer Interesting? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Somehow figure out how to really make this sort of thing happen.
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