How Could You NOT Hire This Gardner? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

This is how you acquire customers.
There are 12 comments:
Male 2,855
prolly many people dont even realize they are gardeners
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Male 240
Serious Vegetation Unit
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Female 1,236
LoL. Clever.
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Male 98
@Fwoggie2
A. LawnOrder - Law `n` Order
B. Supergrasses is a term used in 1970`s - 90`s London to refer to those who tell the police who they were working with. This is related to the law, referring to bit A.
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Male 1,803
I don`t get it.
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Female 2,602
I wonder if he works with supergrasses?




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Male 12
dah dah dah na na na dah dah eh eh eh. (glasses)
we got a real sick o hear, dead grass everywhere.
vomit, makes you just want to ^#@&$ the sob
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Female 836
They probably have another trailer with "Weeds" on it.
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Male 37,888

This guy will work over-thyme on your garden and not stop till it`s time to cummin. He`ll plant his feet firmly & cut the lawn when he`s mowtivated. His new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology and his organic approach helps prevent global Worming. But he can`t help with new plants if you haven`t botany.

His job title is "Plant Manager".
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Male 2,332
I`ve always been good at lawn enforcement. (you knew it was comin)
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Male 267
I`m sure he does a great job in gardns. Hell, if I ever grow a gardn, I hope I can be a gardner like that guy. Unfortunately, I live in an apartmnt and do not own a hous with a lwn.
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Male 19,861
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