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12 Responses to How Could You NOT Hire This Gardner? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    19389 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 8:42 am
    Link: How Could You NOT Hire This Gardner? - This is how you acquire customers.
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    uscbadfish Male 18-29
    267 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 8:50 am
    I`m sure he does a great job in gardns. Hell, if I ever grow a gardn, I hope I can be a gardner like that guy. Unfortunately, I live in an apartmnt and do not own a hous with a lwn.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2332 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 8:58 am
    I`ve always been good at lawn enforcement. (you knew it was comin)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37890 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 9:08 am

    This guy will work over-thyme on your garden and not stop till it`s time to cummin. He`ll plant his feet firmly & cut the lawn when he`s mowtivated. His new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology and his organic approach helps prevent global Worming. But he can`t help with new plants if you haven`t botany.

    His job title is "Plant Manager".
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    832 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 9:10 am
    They probably have another trailer with "Weeds" on it.
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    wastedlife81 Male 30-39
    12 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 9:18 am
    dah dah dah na na na dah dah eh eh eh. (glasses)
    we got a real sick o hear, dead grass everywhere.
    vomit, makes you just want to ^#@&$ the sob
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 9:26 am
    I wonder if he works with supergrasses?




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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 10:43 am
    I don`t get it.
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    BlazingBird Male 13-17
    98 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 11:14 am
    @Fwoggie2
    A. LawnOrder - Law `n` Order
    B. Supergrasses is a term used in 1970`s - 90`s London to refer to those who tell the police who they were working with. This is related to the law, referring to bit A.
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    July 9, 2012 at 8:48 pm
    LoL. Clever.
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    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    July 10, 2012 at 4:40 am
    Serious Vegetation Unit
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2855 posts
    July 10, 2012 at 8:40 am
    prolly many people dont even realize they are gardeners

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