Flow Chart For Choosing Yourself Religion [Pic]

Submitted by: panth753 4 years ago Misc

For people who just can"t decide whom to follow.
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Male 7


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Male 2,418
@damokiwi
1: yess atheism is a belief, the belief that no god exsist, unless of course you can prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that any form of god exists.
to clearify this point which, as it seems confused you, i`m not talking bible and related fairytales, i`m talkin aristotlian primer mover.
2: i`m very much aware of the definitions thank you, which could have been obvious from my usage of both terms. 3: no you can`t, i sugest you read up on descartes, aristoles third man argument, sextus impericus, and anything to do with empirical evidence. 4: yess indeed whats the point. i doubt you get what i am saying, but i`ll give you the benefit of the doubt. good luck!
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Female 7
You can`t convert to Hinduism. The requirements include being Indian, and having been born IN India.
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Male 37,902

@ CaptainPabst - according to Shirley Maclaine, you are god.

I Am God
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Female 69
Hey - they missed out the Ba`hai Faith!
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Male 75
Oy, Mr orange.1 Atheism isn`t a belief. 2 Look up the definition of agnostic and of atheist. 3 Can`t prove anything beyond a reasonable doubt? Yes we can prove Gods don`t excist beyond reasonable doubt just not beyond religious peoples unreasonable beliefs. 4 Oh whats the point....
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Male 2,418
@HolyGod there is nothing rational about being an atheist, it`s a believe which lacks certian vital evidence not as much as other religions but it still does.
Truly rational people are agnostic. they _know_ they can`t prove anything beyond a reasonable doubt and hence shut up about it.
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Male 1,249
What if I think I am God
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Male 7,924
I have a simplified one:

Are you rational?:
No: Be what your parents are
Yes: You are an atheist

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Male 5,094
TheGuySmiley: You mean the average religious person?
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Male 553
Stereotypes are fun!!
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Male 1,243
made by someone who has no understanding of religion.
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Male 145
@evam It`s clearly 100% accurate and should be treated as such.
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Male 37,902

@ Orange - s`okay. He`s gone now.
Until someone creates ` Cerry1of1 ` something like that. haha
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Male 2,418
@gerry Sorry! i can`t help it, i`m just so used to taking you seriously...
And waking up is a bit hard, just got of meds, got a cracked rib and a tooth that`s killing me very slowly, but i have to wait till friday to see the surgeon, so i can make an apointment to have the damn thing pulled. grrrr
But I will pay more attention to you... and you schiziod alter ego (my bet is on Pmarren)
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Female 241
that flowchart is so baloney. sooo stupid
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Male 36,541
Needs a path to Deism:
Only One God = yes
Love Bacon = yes
(NEW!) Are You Intelligent?
Yes = Deism
No = Are you naturally annoying?

Easy peasy!
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Female 685
They missed out "Do you like little boys? > Yes> be
a Catholic"
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Female 357
@Wundt: They aren`t Christians, they`re lawyers.
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Male 37,902

Gerrrrrrry is pmarren in disguise?
hmmmmmm
Nah... he would be able to resist anti-cat comments.
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Male 1,586
I think this new Gerrry is pmarren showing is appreciation for real Gerry`s efforts.
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Male 409
You don`t have to be a Mormon or a JW to be an annoying Christian... consider the Westoro Baptist Church as one good example.
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Female 1,743
:\ I think they should ban the gerry impersonator.
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Male 7,775
This totally makes sense
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Male 37,902

LOL @ Orange... get a damn clue.
Look at the number of posts "Gerry" has and look how many I have.

Dude! You fell for that twice? Wake up !
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Male 2,418
J!C! Gerry, do you hate us that much?
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Male 2,855
what if i want magical underwear without worshipping anyone?
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Male 8
My religion


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Male 2,418
For those talk`n `bout them buddha ...
http://youtu.be/CeQoeNH70fk
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Male 395
hmm...i would rather have gotten something more masculine than wiccan tbh...where`s Norseman or Roman/Greek on that chart?
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Male 79
@Vimto, A quick Google returned this : http://www.mormon-underwear.com/
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Male 2,859
I don`t get the magical underwear bit, someone please enlighten me.
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Male 6,737
Who doesn`t like bacon?!
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Male 15,510
No Rastafarianism? Im disappointed
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Male 1,104
ok, the underwear has convinced me, this is definitely my thing! (looks comfy in the winter!)

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Male 1,104
"Before anyone says it, most Buddhists do worship gods, especially if one includes bodhisattvas. The Budddha taught that worship of the gods was fine so long as one didn`t let it get in the way of pursuing enlightenment. Atheistic Buddhism is mostly a western phenomenon. "
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i think to westerners, a lot of buddhist worship appears similar to worship in the abrahamic religions (and thus as if many gods were worshipped), but in reality, there are no "gods" as we usually understand them. buddhas and boddhisattvas are enlightened beings and venerated for their guidance, but you don`t need to follow any commandments to appease them or such. technically, they are devas, a term which is usually and unfortunately translated as god but which evokes the wrong connotations (they are neither immortal / eternal nor omnipotent).
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Male 2,578
Bad execution.
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Male 1,104
oh boy, i can`t decide. i have a cat, i adore hummus, and that underwear thing is kinda cool too ... )-| but what if i`m not annoying enough?
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Male 79
The "magical underwear" part is only used by non-mormon (or non-LDS). I know no one who calls them this way. But if anyone does, they obviously don`t get it.
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Male 319
Before anyone says it, most Buddhists do worship gods, especially if one includes bodhisattvas. The Budddha taught that worship of the gods was fine so long as one didn`t let it get in the way of pursuing enlightenment. Atheistic Buddhism is mostly a western phenomenon.
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Female 1,743
missed: don`t know, don`t care -> be an agnostic. :P
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Female 9,402
Link: Flow Chart For Choosing Yourself Religion [Pic] [Rate Link] - For people who just can`t decide whom to follow.
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