Firehouse Newsletter Warns Of Zombie Attack [Pic]

Submitted by: nuTs 5 years ago in Funny

Zombie Attack? Apparently my local fire and rescue know something I don"t.
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Male 197
Ok, Steelgrid, I`m not sure I agree with everything you`ve been saying (I`m not sure I don`t, either - I`m just not going to thumb through the archives ha) ... but, in response to your last post, I must give you a heartfelt BRAVO!
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Male 59
@Steelgrid I have to disagree with your posts (all of them).

The zombie apocalypse will not be a bunch of undead, risen people out to eat our brains. It will be something similar to the dude in miami, maybe a disease, or a chemical reaction. Your brain will lose rational thought and you will become animal like, which includes eating raw meat (human or otherwise). The only real problem with it is that the human body will likely only last a month or so until other diseases from what you`re eating actually kill you. But before then, you have the potential of spreading the disease to thousands.

Zombie Apocalypse in a nutshell.
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Male 2,700
"Steelgrid: have you not been hearing about those guys and the bath salts? zombies homie. from Z to S."

OHHHHHH you mean the state sponsored collective bullsh.it that was being spread to the American public to draw Ire for something that the government forgot to make illegal? Don`t forget, after the found out it wasn`t bath salt, it was pot. Pot causes zombies......yeah, thats it.....It was the weed......

Wonder when they will decide it was possibly the alcohol in his system, or the anti depressant he might have been on, maybe the culmination of societal norms and taboos that drove his mind insane? Ahhh who know...

Hey didnt his mom say he read and carried a bible around with him each day? Dont the Christians worship a resurrected man. Thats the true source of the zombie outbreak, Jesus has returned and is biting people!!!
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Male 3,745
Steelgrid: have you not been hearing about those guys and the bath salts? zombies homie. from Z to S.
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Male 2,422
@Steelgrid

Maybe because explaining it would ruin the drating movie.
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Male 593
OH KRAP!!!! Time to go buy some more ammo!!!
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Male 2,700
"@Steelgrid I`m glad you clarified that for us, because without your vast knowledge and guidance, I think everyone here was truly awaiting the oncoming zombie onslaught. "

Its just funny that there are actually some people that believe it could happen, you got all these games and movies that do not think about these simple fact. No one ever tries to even explain them.
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Male 133
I shall go become a bio engineer. make a zombie virus and pick a select few to come with me on my "legit" killing spree! :D Anyone in?
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Male 40
@Steelgrid I`m glad you clarified that for us, because without your vast knowledge and guidance, I think everyone here was truly awaiting the oncoming zombie onslaught.
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Male 6,737
I think we`ll see a full scale zombie invasion within my lifetime.
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Male 1,341
Go figure, Oregon.. My home state.
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Male 1,341
@nayrbarr

Yep.. Linked to http://www.publicalerts.org
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Male 365
Can anyone get a scan on that QR code?
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Male 2,700
Let me clarify that a zombie Apocalypse is not physically possible unless the human body changes to recognize high frequency radar as a mode of sight.

For a zombie to move, feel, and see, it requires blood pressure, something which is likely missing from 90% of potential zombies. One of the first things effected by dead and resurrection would be your eyes. With the loss of blood pressure you are going to loss the spherical shape of your eyes as the optical catalyst drains out. Next is the fluid in your ears which is required for hearing, thus preventing any type of audible location means. Also, the nerves that transmit signals through your body decay rather fast after death. All of this put together really does physically prevent any type of true zombie Apocalypse.
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Male 40
Link: Firehouse Newsletter Warns Of Zombie Attack [Pic] [Rate Link] - Zombie Attack? Apparently my local fire and rescue know something I don`t.
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