Do You Understand The Higgs Boson? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Science

A flowchart that"ll get you through the rough round table discussions with your smarter friends.
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Male 3,631
That`s drating awesome (danthew)
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Male 2,121
A Higgs boson is like a fat child. There is a Higgs field which is a field full of fat children. A particle of matter is an ice cream van. As the ice cream van drives through the field of fatties the fatties all clutch on to the ice cream van. This cluster of fat children gives the ice cream truck mass.

As far as I`m aware this is how it works. Sort of. But not really.
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Male 5,811
Dumb. You don`t even need a degree in physics to understand it. Understanding HOW it works is a completely different story.
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Male 1,104
"all you have to know is it is the particle that gives matter mass. nuff said. "
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yup. that wasn`t that difficult, was it?
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Male 2,345
all you have to know is it is the particle that gives matter mass. nuff said.
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Male 1,216
What if I can confidently admit I know nothing about the Higgs Boson?
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Male 6,737
Well that was silly.
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Male 2,142
I`m the bosun`s mate (wink-wink)
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Female 34
That was f*cking stupid. -_-
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Male 1,793
excellent...
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Male 3,842
For "Do you understand particle theory" where is the "no" option?
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Male 11,739
My name is not Peter Wade Higgs. It is Boson Ova.
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Male 20,827
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