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Date: 07/24/12 06:52 PM

38 Responses to DO NOT TOUCH MARCO`S FOOD! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 6:54 pm
    Link: DO NOT TOUCH MARCO`S FOOD! - You work with Marco? You eat his food in the office refrigerator? You die. 87 MOTHAF*CKA!
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:02 pm
    Lighten up, Francis.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:11 pm
    Dude counted each individual fry. He`s serious.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    Ever worked somewhere your food was constantly stolen? Those people need to die.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    Marco angry, Marco kill... me i would eat one wing and 2 fries...
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:23 pm
    Don`t listen, expect consequences.
    There are more than enough nutters out there.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:35 pm
    who the duck eats that many fries with so little wings? NUTJOB
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    I`d eat half of his fries, and break the rest of them in two.
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:52 pm
    Yeah, this is notable.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:07 pm
    Yuck. Cold fries.
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:10 pm
    He`s the guy that`ll go postal on the entire workplace. It`ll be because he counted 86 fries.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    I`d definitely have to take 1 fry.
  13. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    **licks BBQ sauce off the wings**

    Should have WEIGHED it Marco!!!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:34 pm
    That kind of displays only makes me want to do it even more
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:38 pm
    no thelonious, youd have to ADD 1 fry just to drat with him
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    carlsagan Male 18-29
    139 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    What if it`s poisoned food?
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    Liberally douse the wings with tobasco.
    Lots and Lots of tobasco.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:39 pm
    [email protected] XD
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:51 pm
    @Gerry

    Or Habenero hot sauce if you`re really mean >> that`s always fun.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 12:27 am
    add one curly fry
  21. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 12:32 am
    Fries in the fridge!?
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    blogger792 Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2012 at 12:46 am
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    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 2:22 am
    He knows the exact quantity of fries, now there`s an obsession
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    jackey555 Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2012 at 2:57 am
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    Johanvb Male 40-49
    512 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 4:08 am
    Unless he is keeping watch near the fridge this is useless and even provokes others to eat or abuse his food.
    The best thing is to just put it in the fridge and hope noone in your office is a big enough a*hole to steal your food.
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 4:52 am
    I don`t steal food, but I can`t resist the temptation to press people`s buttons. What would I do in such a situation?
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    Muert Male 30-39
    153 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 5:26 am
    Zach82: In that case you switch split the fries and wing into both containers.
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    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 5:46 am
    Add an extra wing and more fries.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 6:12 am

    If you know your food is being stolen, pee on it before putting
    it in the fridge, then go out for lunch.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 6:55 am
    "Add an extra wing and more fries."

    I hate office lunch thieves, but if he took the time to count the fries, I`d have to add some. The wings I can see, they are easy to count, but the fries?
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 6:57 am
    I tried one fry, but don`t worry I broke another one in half. The count was maintained.

    Dodged a bullet there.
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    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
    427 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 8:41 am
    Hi Cheap-Marco - i licked one of your fries. Find out which one!
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    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 11:08 am
    One word: Sriracha.

    Make those wings SPICY!
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    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    I would sit in front of marco eating his wings while I threw fries at him
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    2,453 rice grains.
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    Shinymetal Male 18-29
    171 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 1:47 am
    Polo.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 10:07 pm
    216 cornflakes....

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