David Mitchell`s Soapbox: The Great British Public

Submitted by: Student_Law 4 years ago

...and the greatness Great Britain. Guess what: you"re not THAT great.
There are 28 comments:
Male 364
"No gun country,because they can`t be trusted"

We can also go to the cinema without fear of being mowed down by people who are trusted with guns.
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Male 14,330
a people who can`t smell their own s**t....

Probably cause the smell from their mouths is blocking it.
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Male 116
robosnitz i ain`t cryin, i love winding you lot up
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Male 6,737
I love how we have a couple Yanks on here trying to rustle the nest and nobody gives a drat about them! :D
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Male 653
@keith2 To be fair, Europeans (at least the British and Irish) are in the habit of calling the United States America. Probably because we say Americans and not United Statespeople.
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Male 2,592
Well at least you don`t call your country "Europe" as most of us here call the United States "Murika" as if we own both continents on this side of the world..
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Male 39
oh come on you septics , is that all you got ? Every time a Yank orientated post comes up we lay into you like Mike Tyson on the mother of his children , with "our" superior wit and intellect.
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Male 653
@turdburglar The British are a mixed bunch. MacGuffin no more represents us than I do. However, she and I can both spell America.
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Male 653
@Robonitz it`s only the English that eat their own young. We do it because if there are ever more than 52million of us, we lose our evil gypsy magic.
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Male 14,775
Well, we made America, so technically everything good you do is down to us.

When you`re ready to pay your back taxes, you can apply to rejoin the Empire.
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Male 369
@robosnitz They come out when you don`t start addressing us firstly with a sweeping statement about how all of us are a certain way.... old bean.
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Male 4,893
Many Europeans on IAB are simply arrogant pricks. Always talkin s.hit (unprovoked) about America.
Macguffin - Grow up...both you and and the rest of Britian.
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Male 2,737
You Brits are touchy.Where`s those nice British manners I heard about?
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Male 2,737
Don`t cry slim.
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Male 2,220
Road robosnitz, its called a road.
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Male 2,551
stk5m - Unkind? Yes. Unnecessary? Yes. Funny? Hell yes.
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Male 116
robosnitz its humour, please stop butchering our language, if you don`t like it you could always go and invent your own, dumb twat
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Male 2,737
@stk5m---Your right, your right. I apologize.
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Male 322

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Male 2,737
Stupid limeys, with their bubble and squeak,and their pompous bangers and mash.No gun country,because they can`t be trusted.Bad oral hygiene.Females that look like pasty faced trolls.I heard they eat their young.Driving on the wrong side of the street,and their wimpy police sirens,and their brand of dry British humor said with that ridiculous accent.They should commit suicide.
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Male 2,551
Grumpdock - I think the fact that you`re telling him to get off our televisions, despite the fact that the video you`re commenting on is on your computer. It`s not like you`re being forced to watch his shows, or anything he`s in. I happen to find him pretty damn funny.
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Male 6,737
Love David Mitchell and his Soapbox.

And completely agree with his sentiments.
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Male 718
Thinking Ill if yourself leads to nothing but hardship and Failure. him saying he lOVES that the British people think themselves idiots is like saying "i enjoy going nowhere in life" its a retarded concept. "quiet litterly"
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Female 2,602

For those that didn`t make it all the way through, allow me to paraphrase:

"Being British is like an uncompetitiveness competition. If you`re uncompetitive, you win, in which case you lose, which also means you win. Similarly, if you`re competitive you lose, which means you win. Americans should learn something from that. F*ck America. The End."
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Male 317
Please remove yourself from our television screens you horrid little neckbeard. Can`t bear his smugness, nor his whiny voice.
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Male 1,931
I learned something today.
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Male 116
lol, so true about the americans, fcuking idiots
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Male 1,010
Link: David Mitchell`s Soapbox: The Great British Public [Rate Link] - ...and the greatness Great Britain. Guess what: you`re not THAT great.
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