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Date: 07/27/12 09:40 AM

24 Responses to Dane Cook Tells Aurora Massacre Joke On Stage

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:43 am
    Link: Dane Cook Tells Aurora Massacre Joke On Stage - Ugh, such a hack! If the joke was funny, I`d give him props, but it WASN`T EVEN FUNNY! I do not get his fame.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:49 am
    I`ll like it simply because he`s not adhering to the whole "too soon" crap.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:51 am
    I wonder where he heard that one...
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    canusuck Male 30-39
    796 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 9:59 am
    True the joke sucked, but what was the 20 seconds of american propaganda before that, just play the [email protected] video!!!
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    j_alegarbes Male 18-29
    49 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 10:03 am
    no one does.
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    OzzyMerc Male 30-39
    55 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 10:21 am
    Why are people clapping? I`d like to see them live through that poo and have the balls to clap at a tasteless joke.
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    ZombiMommi88 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 10:22 am
    I like Dane Cook, the joke made me giggle.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3883 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 10:36 am
    dane cook is a talentless hack and i wonder why anyone actually pays money to see him.
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    Chagrin Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 10:44 am
    Oh, he better get in worse trouble for this than Tosh got in for the rape joke. Not that either of them should get in trouble, but if we`re gonna throw one comedian under the bus for a dumb joke, we might as well throw them all under. Let the people know: we shall not stand for crappy comedy!

    Seems likes both of them told a joke for the sake of shock value, and don`t realize shock value isn`t funny.

    Also: Dane Cook stole this bit from someone else, as usual. Except it was originally "You ever think Kennedy said `I need another parade like I need a hole in the head`?" and then the audience groans, and the comedian says "What? Too soon? I should`ve gone with the Lincoln joke."
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2012 at 11:03 am
    @Chagrin, Shock value is actually one of the core elements of a joke, it`s just not always talking about death and other taboo stuff.
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    tbored Male 30-39
    178 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 11:44 am
    hee hee hee...I laughed ......but I don`t like Cook
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    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 11:51 am
    joke was unoriginal but it WAS funny. lighten up and before you tell me "you wouldn`t be laughing if you were in the shooting."

    I wasn`t at the shooting, nor was the audience a gathering of the victims family or related people. Sure there is a line on how far you can go with this type of stuff but why should the rest of us have to be 100% sensitive to the feelings of people we didn`t know in a state we`ve never even been to. Bottom line, he made a joke for the sake of humor, he wasn`t mocking in the spirit of malice, so stay calm and carry on.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2012 at 11:54 am
    I just feel bad for the owner of the Laugh Factory... all this bad press..

    F*ck you, Cook. That movie was awesome. Just because it wasn`t a bunch of meaningless fight scenes strung together by Michael Bay doesn`t mean it sucked. I`ll tell you why you didn`t like it--because the movie had intellectual value. It gave you complex depictions of freedom, duty, loyalty and class strife, and you apparently couldn`t swallow them.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    I hate Cook. I think he is a joke stealing (proven fact) hack....

    ....but the movie did suck. He is correct.
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    WesleyV78 Male 30-39
    143 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    Funny. I was thinking that someone at that point was wondering why they paid the extra for a 3-D experience.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    Of course the movie sucked. There hasn`t been a good movie since before the internet was invented.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 4:42 pm
    it was funny
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    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 7:04 pm
    The joke was pretty low caliber. But he was right about that horrible and ridiculous movie.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36865 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    yeah, it was funny.
    a groaner....but funny
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    Kalon Male 13-17
    369 posts
    July 27, 2012 at 11:09 pm
    I liked it! Some good old shock humor for ya.
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    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 11:05 am
    The audience thought it was funny. That`s who he was playing to.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 8:12 pm
    ooooo funny, but oooooooo
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    Palfas Male 30-39
    411 posts
    July 30, 2012 at 11:52 am
    That joke wasn`t even funny, and not because of the shooting, just because it was a crappy joke and a horrible delivery.

    Figures that a lot of the people here find him so funny.
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    jessyfish Female 18-29
    90 posts
    July 31, 2012 at 1:17 am
    I don`t like him... Not because of this tasteless joke, but because he isn`t at all funny.

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