Cyanide & Happiness: Two Inches [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

Think about the joke before you commit to it and tell it...
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Male 297
That`s funny!

Now stop listening in on my personal conversations, Cyanide & Happiness!
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Male 15,832
"And just who do you expect to satisfy with THAT little thing?"

"Me?"
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Male 208
I work at a police academy doing scenarios with the new recruits, and last week we had a a former swimsuit model coming through the program. She pulled out the "passenger" in my car and asked him if he had any weapons to which he suggestively replied "I`ve got a 9mm in my pants just for you". Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him until he followed up with "Yeah.... I didn`t really think that one through...."
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Link: Cyanide & Happiness: Two Inches [Pic] [Rate Link] - Think about the joke before you commit to it and tell it...
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