Clean and Dry Intimate Wash For Your Vagina

Submitted by: Draculya 4 years ago

Would you use it, gals? And guys, would you like your ladies to? Article on this product"s controversy in credits.
There are 33 comments:
Male 282
Lysol! WTF! Although I suppose that would have been a slightly better choice than that 20 Mule Team Borax cleaning product they used to sell back in the day.
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Female 28
"I guess now we know who doesn`t brush or clean his ears with a cotton swab either, cuz you know they`re also internal and most likely self-cleaning too."

I guess we know who doesn`t own a vagina.
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Male 411
If only they made something like this for male genitals!
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Male 369
The whole system has healthy bacteria that keep infections from happening so these products are actually the leading cause of NPS or nasty pussy syndrome.
On a side note, "dry" sounds really unappealing...
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Male 12,365
[quote]I guess now we know who doesn`t brush or clean his ears with a cotton swab either, cuz you know they`re also internal and most likely self-cleaning too :D[/quote]

If you`re cleaning the internal parts of your ears with a cotton swab, you`re deaf because you`ve perforated your eardrums and you will have serious, possibly life-threatening, infections from the bits of cotton you`ve rammed into the internal parts of your ears.

You`re not actually doing that, are you?

Doctors recommend not putting any objects inside your ear, not even rarely to remove excess wax let alone routinely.
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Male 19
Obviously they have never heard the saying "the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice"
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Male 554
[quote] There`s no need to clean a vagina - it`s internal and self-cleaning. [/quote] - Angilion

I guess now we know who doesn`t brush or clean his ears with a cotton swab either, cuz you know they`re also internal and most likely self-cleaning too :D
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Female 2,549
It`s a bleach and that`s Indian commercial.
I have heard of bleaching a feminie lip fuzz but blonde pubes don`t look good on the dark girls.
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Female 1,589
Why is there controversy? There`s deodorants out there that will whiten your armpits.
As for me, I`m one of the lucky ones. I`m a natural blond.
You figure the rest out. ;-)
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Male 12,365
[quote]because once started [shaving] they itch like no ones business if I forget[/quote]

I`ve tried various ways of depilating my legs. I`m really hairy, although a medical condition has now killed off the hair on my legs between ankles and knees. But this was when I was younger and I had enough hair on my legs to call it fur.

Shaving was too bothersome. Shave half an inch, block the razor, repeat. Get a quarter done and the blade`s blunt. Fuss and bother.

So I waxed. Fuss and bother, though less than shaving. Moderately painful.

Epilator. AARRRGGHHH! ARRRGGHHH! Did a few square inches. Damn, that hurt.

So...cream. It claimed to be rose scented. A lie! It stank of harsh chemicals. Slop it on, toes to thighs (really hairy, remember)...and make the mistake of standing with my legs together while it worked. Bald balls resulted. I know what you mean about the itching.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I *do* clean my genitals. Thoroughly, daily. The problem is that women`s genitals are mostly mucous membrane, and therefore a lot more sensitive to your run of the mill soap or body wash. It`s not a sexist agenda, it`s a: women need a more specialized product than a bar of soap, because a bar of soap will irritate them down there.[/quote]

I`ve never known a woman who uses anything other than soap or (much more commonly) shower gel. If it`s OK for the head of a penis (which is also a mucous membrane), it`s almost certainly OK for a vulva. There`s no need to clean a vagina - it`s internal and self-cleaning.

If your shower gel irritates you, use a different one. Try an unperfumed one - it`s often the perfume that`s the irritant.
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Male 14,773
Thanks for the credit, but I didn`t submit this.
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Male 5,874
I read `vagina`, so had to watch. When the tune started, it was the first bit of Led Zep`s `Stairway to Heaven`. is this subliminal advertising?
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Male 2,416
@madduck
OMG you sound like a real woman, a shame you`re already taken .)
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Male 1,216
Did they later strip down only to have her husband surprised by the magnificent bleached mean person?
Did she really just feel sad the whole day for having a filthy vagina?
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Male 1,216
That`s probably one of the stupidest commercials I have ever seen. Watching this without sound is even greater.

Did she just shove keys down her pants to have her husband hold her in his arms in joy? Did she ever take the keys out?
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Male 5,608
"Hey, here are my keys... And my phone... And my detachable screw driver handle... And a piece of banana... And some pineapple..." *thinks back to the sleep talking*
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Female 3,727
I`m brown, I think if I had a white vagina, my hubby would...well...I don`t know what he would do. I think I`ll pass on the junk whitener.
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Female 2,764
Well, if you`re sticking things like keys down there, you might want a special cleanser for it. Those things are dirty!
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Male 37,888

BoredFrank, [quote]"Yet my penis is ALWAYS minty fresh!" [/quote]
And chaffed


B A Z I N G A !
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Male 37,888

Here`s a color chart so you can know what to expect when
you`re bleaching your anus or vagina. You can get up to
two shades lighter!

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Male 74
I figure a lot of people haven`t read the article in the credits. The issue isn`t hygiene and whether women should use it or not, its the fact its marketed to bleach genitals as well and given the caste separation in India (where this advert was aired) I can well understand the controversy surrounding the product
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Male 2,670
Yet my penis is ALWAYS minty fresh!
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Male 5,005
Napoleon was used to send messages to Josephin when he was two or three days far to come back home.
"I`m coming, don`t wash yourself".
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Male 3,894
Is it safe? Does it work? If so, then why not use it?

And before we go all "ARGH YOU`RE SEXIST IF WOMEN HAVE TO CLEAN THEIR GENITALS WHY SHOULDN`T YOU?"

I *do* clean my genitals. Thoroughly, daily. The problem is that women`s genitals are mostly mucous membrane, and therefore a lot more sensitive to your run of the mill soap or body wash. It`s not a sexist agenda, it`s a: women need a more specialized product than a bar of soap, because a bar of soap will irritate them down there.
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Female 7,833
Okay- I wash, use deodorant to make sure I do not smell of stale sweat ( because I am human- I sweat), I shave my legs ( fottm half only) because at 14 I was dumb enough to shave, likewise my pits- because once started they itch like no ones business if I forget. After that I just trim a bit to not look like Einstein- and if anyone has a problem with how I look- I would much rather not know them- I am an ordinary woman- whoo has hair, sweats and is healthy and funstional- and any poor woman who feels inferior because her labia are the wromg colour needs a new husband. Unless they are green- then I suggest a doctor.
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Male 5,811
Yeah, once I saw it was in India, I dismissed it as snake oil.
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Male 762
Commercials have me believing women are just oppressed by their bodies. Their horrible, wretched, imperfect bodies which they should be horribly ashamed of unless they buy your products.
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Male 37,888

And now with FRESH lemon scent!!!!

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Male 37,888

Ladies, use Lysol. That`s what it was invented for.

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Male 15,832
Clean? Great!
Bright? Okay.
Dry? Not so much...
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Male 92
I like `em clean but not dry, and I don`t care what color it is...
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Male 14,773
Link: Clean and Dry Intimate Wash For Your Vagina [Rate Link] - Would you use it, gals? And guys, would you like your ladies to? Article on this product`s controversy in credits.
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