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33 Responses to Clean and Dry Intimate Wash For Your Vagina

  1. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:17 am
    Link: Clean and Dry Intimate Wash For Your Vagina - Would you use it, gals? And guys, would you like your ladies to? Article on this product`s controversy in credits.
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    bompa1997 Male 60-69
    92 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:23 am
    I like `em clean but not dry, and I don`t care what color it is...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:23 am
    Clean? Great!
    Bright? Okay.
    Dry? Not so much...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Ladies, use Lysol. That`s what it was invented for.

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:27 am

    And now with FRESH lemon scent!!!!

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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:27 am
    Commercials have me believing women are just oppressed by their bodies. Their horrible, wretched, imperfect bodies which they should be horribly ashamed of unless they buy your products.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:33 am
    Yeah, once I saw it was in India, I dismissed it as snake oil.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:50 am
    Okay- I wash, use deodorant to make sure I do not smell of stale sweat ( because I am human- I sweat), I shave my legs ( fottm half only) because at 14 I was dumb enough to shave, likewise my pits- because once started they itch like no ones business if I forget. After that I just trim a bit to not look like Einstein- and if anyone has a problem with how I look- I would much rather not know them- I am an ordinary woman- whoo has hair, sweats and is healthy and funstional- and any poor woman who feels inferior because her labia are the wromg colour needs a new husband. Unless they are green- then I suggest a doctor.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 10:52 am
    Is it safe? Does it work? If so, then why not use it?

    And before we go all "ARGH YOU`RE SEXIST IF WOMEN HAVE TO CLEAN THEIR GENITALS WHY SHOULDN`T YOU?"

    I *do* clean my genitals. Thoroughly, daily. The problem is that women`s genitals are mostly mucous membrane, and therefore a lot more sensitive to your run of the mill soap or body wash. It`s not a sexist agenda, it`s a: women need a more specialized product than a bar of soap, because a bar of soap will irritate them down there.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:04 am
    Napoleon was used to send messages to Josephin when he was two or three days far to come back home.
    "I`m coming, don`t wash yourself".
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:05 am
    Yet my penis is ALWAYS minty fresh!
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    Vexys Male 18-29
    74 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:12 am
    I figure a lot of people haven`t read the article in the credits. The issue isn`t hygiene and whether women should use it or not, its the fact its marketed to bleach genitals as well and given the caste separation in India (where this advert was aired) I can well understand the controversy surrounding the product
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Here`s a color chart so you can know what to expect when
    you`re bleaching your anus or vagina. You can get up to
    two shades lighter!

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:21 am

    BoredFrank, "Yet my penis is ALWAYS minty fresh!"
    And chaffed


    B A Z I N G A !
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 11:52 am
    Well, if you`re sticking things like keys down there, you might want a special cleanser for it. Those things are dirty!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 12:21 pm
    I`m brown, I think if I had a white vagina, my hubby would...well...I don`t know what he would do. I think I`ll pass on the junk whitener.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    "Hey, here are my keys... And my phone... And my detachable screw driver handle... And a piece of banana... And some pineapple..." *thinks back to the sleep talking*
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    That`s probably one of the stupidest commercials I have ever seen. Watching this without sound is even greater.

    Did she just shove keys down her pants to have her husband hold her in his arms in joy? Did she ever take the keys out?
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    Did they later strip down only to have her husband surprised by the magnificent bleached mean person?
    Did she really just feel sad the whole day for having a filthy vagina?
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    @madduck
    OMG you sound like a real woman, a shame you`re already taken .)
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    I read `vagina`, so had to watch. When the tune started, it was the first bit of Led Zep`s `Stairway to Heaven`. is this subliminal advertising?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    Thanks for the credit, but I didn`t submit this.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    I *do* clean my genitals. Thoroughly, daily. The problem is that women`s genitals are mostly mucous membrane, and therefore a lot more sensitive to your run of the mill soap or body wash. It`s not a sexist agenda, it`s a: women need a more specialized product than a bar of soap, because a bar of soap will irritate them down there.

    I`ve never known a woman who uses anything other than soap or (much more commonly) shower gel. If it`s OK for the head of a penis (which is also a mucous membrane), it`s almost certainly OK for a vulva. There`s no need to clean a vagina - it`s internal and self-cleaning.

    If your shower gel irritates you, use a different one. Try an unperfumed one - it`s often the perfume that`s the irritant.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 7:08 pm
    because once started they itch like no ones business if I forget

    I`ve tried various ways of depilating my legs. I`m really hairy, although a medical condition has now killed off the hair on my legs between ankles and knees. But this was when I was younger and I had enough hair on my legs to call it fur.

    Shaving was too bothersome. Shave half an inch, block the razor, repeat. Get a quarter done and the blade`s blunt. Fuss and bother.

    So I waxed. Fuss and bother, though less than shaving. Moderately painful.

    Epilator. AARRRGGHHH! ARRRGGHHH! Did a few square inches. Damn, that hurt.

    So...cream. It claimed to be rose scented. A lie! It stank of harsh chemicals. Slop it on, toes to thighs (really hairy, remember)...and make the mistake of standing with my legs together while it worked. Bald balls resulted. I know what you mean about the itching.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    Why is there controversy? There`s deodorants out there that will whiten your armpits.
    As for me, I`m one of the lucky ones. I`m a natural blond.
    You figure the rest out. ;-)
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 9:17 pm
    It`s a bleach and that`s Indian commercial.
    I have heard of bleaching a feminie lip fuzz but blonde pubes don`t look good on the dark girls.
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    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    July 24, 2012 at 9:27 pm
    There`s no need to clean a vagina - it`s internal and self-cleaning. - Angilion

    I guess now we know who doesn`t brush or clean his ears with a cotton swab either, cuz you know they`re also internal and most likely self-cleaning too :D
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    MitchDaComic Male 30-39
    19 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 12:03 am
    Obviously they have never heard the saying "the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice"
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 1:34 am
    I guess now we know who doesn`t brush or clean his ears with a cotton swab either, cuz you know they`re also internal and most likely self-cleaning too :D

    If you`re cleaning the internal parts of your ears with a cotton swab, you`re deaf because you`ve perforated your eardrums and you will have serious, possibly life-threatening, infections from the bits of cotton you`ve rammed into the internal parts of your ears.

    You`re not actually doing that, are you?

    Doctors recommend not putting any objects inside your ear, not even rarely to remove excess wax let alone routinely.
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    Kalon Male 13-17
    369 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    The whole system has healthy bacteria that keep infections from happening so these products are actually the leading cause of NPS or nasty pussy syndrome.
    On a side note, "dry" sounds really unappealing...
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    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    If only they made something like this for male genitals!
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    Psycmoe Female 18-29
    28 posts
    July 25, 2012 at 11:19 pm
    "I guess now we know who doesn`t brush or clean his ears with a cotton swab either, cuz you know they`re also internal and most likely self-cleaning too."

    I guess we know who doesn`t own a vagina.
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    Badenov Male 70 & Over
    267 posts
    July 26, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    Lysol! WTF! Although I suppose that would have been a slightly better choice than that 20 Mule Team Borax cleaning product they used to sell back in the day.

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