Christians Ranting about Smurfs & My Little Pony

Submitted by: 8BitHero 4 years ago Funny

Smurfs are evil! EEEEVIL!
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Male 2,859
Did anyone else at 0:28 go Jeesus F*cking Christ ?
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Male 559
If you`ve ever seen an accident along the road...you don`t have to know their names, you don`t have to know the circumstances, just call 911.
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Male 273
part of the reason i am atheist. raised by a j wit that was against smurfs, muppet babies, you name it.
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Male 166
Man, that fat women who was sitting in the chair while her partner was standing, was the most sexist creature I have ever laid my eyes on.
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Male 2,384
and people ask me why i`m atheist
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Male 138
I used to be tolerant of people and their "beliefs", but after the last few decades of Fundamentalism and moving to the southern U.S i`ve decided to just stop..What these Morons are describing is magic.
Just leave the damn Smurfs alone..Crazy people..
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Male 139
LEAVE THE OLD PEOPLE ALONE
THEY ARE DYING FAST
THEY ARE OLD.... MY LITTLE PONY
IT`S SATANIC CULT STUFF, RULE 34
JUST KIDDING. LOL anything can be "satanic".
anything can be christian it`s all prespectives.
Who cares about these people ranting.
it`s america let them rant and waste time.
thats all they can do.
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Male 766
Smurfs are evil! EEEEVIL!
Naw really! Christians are the evil ones . . .
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Male 14,775
I no longer believe in religious freedom. Religion should be banned outright.

If my wife laid hands on my TV and started praying that the channel would disappear, I`d have her sign divorce papers in the morning.
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Male 37,889

I wouldn`t call it a `rant`. Just a discussion.
Okay, a stupid discussion, but not a rant at all.

Jesus leaves a bad taste in my mouth. You can take that anyway you want to.
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Male 382
I forgot, she also ate the smurfs and a hell of a lot more that just my little pony, she ate every friggin horse in my barn , plus the hay , and everything that moved. Praise the lord.
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Male 382
Yeah right, At about 4:18 she is correct. Ain`t nobody but jebus would do that fat cow. With a size like a mountain 48-60-95 nobody would do that, And her equaly usless partner would not do that as well. Praise the lord and pass her a feeding trough. give the people a loaf of bread and they eat for a day, Show them how to grow food and she will eat all of it.
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Male 2,345
she got trolled and didn`t even realize it...

DEXTER fro MIAMI...come on! LMAO
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Male 687
Wait a min...they invite witches on the show? what did christians do with witches again? ...ah..right..they burned them to the stake .

I`m not even go in the rest of the stupidity here..but i`ll say one thing: isn`t praying to the TV breaking the 3nd commandment? and why would someone tell you to break one of the commandments if she`s not the Devil`s minion...uuuuu...spooky
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Male 12,138
Can`t decide which meme to reach for here

1. The Jesus Facepalm
2. The suspicious Fry: "Can`t decide if hilarious... or terrifying"
3. The Professor Farnsworth "I don`t want to live on this planet anymore"

So many reactions to convey, so few characters...
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Male 36,509
Thanks @Langer!
I did manage to find them (with help!) and their Anime is... gigantic? lolz!
Anyhow, they`re cute! Violent! But still cute!

A Brief Appearence
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Male 395
@5cats - it`s Umineko no Naku Koro ni (Umineko are seagulls though, I`d guess literally translated they`re sea-cats xD )...it`s great, murder mystery type thing where everything that`s not known is attributed to a witch`s magic, and the protagonist has to figure out how it`s done by human means or else admit that magic is the only possible cause...

you could even argue that it`s a matter of perspective, magic exists if you believe in it but loses effectiveness if you don`t, devil`s proof, pascal`s wager, schrodinger`s cat and other motifs all mixed into one concoction of awesomeness

see? i plan out my posts better than I lead on xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ym-THFhZ1I
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Male 15,510
I thought they were suppose to be communist aswell
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Male 36,509
The-Brit: LOLZ! Your statement is so stupid it`s painful!
I know I`ve vowed to "not tease the atheists" BUT! This I cannot resist!

If he dies and there is NO afterlife, HOW exactly is he going to feel remorse? Eh?
On the other hand, if y`all atheists die and there IS an afterlife, won`t YOU feel stupid!

Hey @Langer, where are those lovely Space Bunny Girls from??
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Female 6,381
So lemesee... if I`m stupid enough, ignorant enough, brass-balled enough, and have no compunction about lying with every second breath, I, too, can be a television personality?
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Male 127
@TheGuySmiley - It is a shame that when you die, you will be dead. Nothing more, nothing less, just dead. It is a shame because it would be at that point that you would realise how much you had been conned.
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Male 5,567
@Crabes:
That looks about right.
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Male 36,509
VV @Langer: THANK YOU!
Even if they`re not "cat girls` they`re CLOSE ENOUGH!

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
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Male 187
I don`t understand how anyone can believe in a god who tells us all to be forgiving but is petulant enough to damn us to never ending torture because we had the temerity not to worship him.

And, if you decide to believe in him, how can you claim he is all loving and benevolent? If there is an all powerful creator, the world around us is clearly be the work of a sadistic, judgemental, egotistical maniac or a moron.

I could understand the concept of a powerful creator who`s a bit of a dick (like the Norse and Roman gods, always bickering and waring) or a creator who isn`t all powerful or all knowing but is doing his best for us. The idea of an all powerful, benevolent creator is clearly ridiculous.
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Male 486
This reminds me of my childhood. I had to hide my Monstrous Compendium from my mom like it was porn.
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Male 1,284

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Male 187
I don`t understand how anyone can believe in a god who tells us all to be forgiving but is petulant enough to damn us to never ending torture because we had the temerity not to worship him.

And, if you decide to believe in him, how can you claim he is all loving and benevolent? If there is an all powerful creator, the world around us is clearly be the work of a sadistic, judgemental, egotistical maniac or a moron.

I could understand the concept of a powerful creator who`s a bit of a dick (like the Norse and Roman gods, always bickering and waring) or a creator who isn`t all powerful or all knowing but is doing his best for us. The idea of an all powerful, benevolent creator is clearly ridiculous.
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Male 438
Smiley,

Yes I do hate it when

Faith healers bilk money out of believers by making them think prayer heals when there is no rational reason to think it does, or they don`t get proper medical help for children because it is `god`s will` whither they live or die.

Or they teach children satan is real and he is coming to steal their soul and they will burn in a lake of fire for eternity, it is child abuse.

Or when they don`t like someone or something (Barney, Tele Tubbies, Smurfs) and equate them to devil worship.

Or when they blame natural disasters or tragedies as their gods judgment on the nation for the "sins" of homosexuality, atheism or anything else they don`t like.

Yep, no reason at all to ridicule these nutbags.
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Male 395
hmm...I shall respond by posing some demonic anime bunny girls

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Male 1,091
God - Not a pie in the sky.
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Male 187
For no reason at all? There is an obvious reason to ridicule people like this: what they believe is clearly ridiculous.

Faith: Deciding to believe something with no evidence whatsoever because someone told you to when you were little and it makes you feel safe.
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Male 1,243
And more fuel by/for the haters so that they can keep hating on the faithful, for no reason at all. They can try all they like, but haters will never win, because the future is governed by love, and God is love.
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Male 187
I only noticed Patrick Stewart on the second watch because I had been facepalming myself when he was on screen.
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Male 352
I tried to watch without facepalming. It cannot be done.
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Male 187
But Jadoig, I thought God gave us the gift of free will?
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Male 434
fuzzy: Everything is in the plan. You praying was in the plan as was the answer to the prayer. LOL.
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Male 3,081
lol at the `knows every numbered hair on everyone`s head` comment. It`s funny what `facts` religious people make up that aren`t even supported anywhere in their bibles nevermind in reality.
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Male 187
1: God has a plan
2: You pray to ask him for something
So:
A) God changes his plan for you
OR
B) It was always in the plan

If A then it obviously wasn`t a perfect plan - hey even God doesn`t get everything right first time, nobody`s perfect... hmmmm wait...

If B then what is the point of praying?
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Male 1,793
that`s why my hair fell out... god couldn`t handle the numbers... i curse you to the depths of hell....
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Male 702
Is nothing sacred to these people?!?
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Male 5,413
Wait what? I submitted this over a week ago and haven`t been on since. NOW it gets uploaded? The heck?
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Male 1,793
well of course smurf are evil...
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Male 1,284

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Male 5,413
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