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Date: 07/28/12 12:45 PM

44 Responses to Christians Ranting about Smurfs & My Little Pony

  1. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 18, 2012 at 12:51 am
    Link: Christians Ranting about Smurfs & My Little Pony - Smurfs are evil! EEEEVIL!
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 12:49 pm

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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    well of course smurf are evil...
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    Wait what? I submitted this over a week ago and haven`t been on since. NOW it gets uploaded? The heck?
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    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    Is nothing sacred to these people?!?
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    that`s why my hair fell out... god couldn`t handle the numbers... i curse you to the depths of hell....
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    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
    187 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    1: God has a plan
    2: You pray to ask him for something
    So:
    A) God changes his plan for you
    OR
    B) It was always in the plan

    If A then it obviously wasn`t a perfect plan - hey even God doesn`t get everything right first time, nobody`s perfect... hmmmm wait...

    If B then what is the point of praying?
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    lol at the `knows every numbered hair on everyone`s head` comment. It`s funny what `facts` religious people make up that aren`t even supported anywhere in their bibles nevermind in reality.
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    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:06 pm
    fuzzy: Everything is in the plan. You praying was in the plan as was the answer to the prayer. LOL.
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    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
    187 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    But Jadoig, I thought God gave us the gift of free will?
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    I tried to watch without facepalming. It cannot be done.
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    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
    187 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:25 pm
    I only noticed Patrick Stewart on the second watch because I had been facepalming myself when he was on screen.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    And more fuel by/for the haters so that they can keep hating on the faithful, for no reason at all. They can try all they like, but haters will never win, because the future is governed by love, and God is love.
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    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
    187 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    For no reason at all? There is an obvious reason to ridicule people like this: what they believe is clearly ridiculous.

    Faith: Deciding to believe something with no evidence whatsoever because someone told you to when you were little and it makes you feel safe.
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    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    God - Not a pie in the sky.
  16. Profile photo of Langer
    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    hmm...I shall respond by posing some demonic anime bunny girls

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    Otto67 Male 40-49
    438 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 3:16 pm
    Smiley,

    Yes I do hate it when

    Faith healers bilk money out of believers by making them think prayer heals when there is no rational reason to think it does, or they don`t get proper medical help for children because it is `god`s will` whither they live or die.

    Or they teach children satan is real and he is coming to steal their soul and they will burn in a lake of fire for eternity, it is child abuse.

    Or when they don`t like someone or something (Barney, Tele Tubbies, Smurfs) and equate them to devil worship.

    Or when they blame natural disasters or tragedies as their gods judgment on the nation for the "sins" of homosexuality, atheism or anything else they don`t like.

    Yep, no reason at all to ridicule these nutbags.
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    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
    187 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    I don`t understand how anyone can believe in a god who tells us all to be forgiving but is petulant enough to damn us to never ending torture because we had the temerity not to worship him.

    And, if you decide to believe in him, how can you claim he is all loving and benevolent? If there is an all powerful creator, the world around us is clearly be the work of a sadistic, judgemental, egotistical maniac or a moron.

    I could understand the concept of a powerful creator who`s a bit of a dick (like the Norse and Roman gods, always bickering and waring) or a creator who isn`t all powerful or all knowing but is doing his best for us. The idea of an all powerful, benevolent creator is clearly ridiculous.
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 3:52 pm

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    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    This reminds me of my childhood. I had to hide my Monstrous Compendium from my mom like it was porn.
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    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
    187 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 4:34 pm
    I don`t understand how anyone can believe in a god who tells us all to be forgiving but is petulant enough to damn us to never ending torture because we had the temerity not to worship him.

    And, if you decide to believe in him, how can you claim he is all loving and benevolent? If there is an all powerful creator, the world around us is clearly be the work of a sadistic, judgemental, egotistical maniac or a moron.

    I could understand the concept of a powerful creator who`s a bit of a dick (like the Norse and Roman gods, always bickering and waring) or a creator who isn`t all powerful or all knowing but is doing his best for us. The idea of an all powerful, benevolent creator is clearly ridiculous.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    VV @Langer: THANK YOU!
    Even if they`re not "cat girls` they`re CLOSE ENOUGH!

    thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    @Crabes:
    That looks about right.
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    The-Brit Male 50-59
    127 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 5:36 pm
    @TheGuySmiley - It is a shame that when you die, you will be dead. Nothing more, nothing less, just dead. It is a shame because it would be at that point that you would realise how much you had been conned.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 6:31 pm
    So lemesee... if I`m stupid enough, ignorant enough, brass-balled enough, and have no compunction about lying with every second breath, I, too, can be a television personality?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    The-Brit: LOLZ! Your statement is so stupid it`s painful!
    I know I`ve vowed to "not tease the atheists" BUT! This I cannot resist!

    If he dies and there is NO afterlife, HOW exactly is he going to feel remorse? Eh?
    On the other hand, if y`all atheists die and there IS an afterlife, won`t YOU feel stupid!

    Hey @Langer, where are those lovely Space Bunny Girls from??
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    I thought they were suppose to be communist aswell
  28. Profile photo of Langer
    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 7:20 pm
    @5cats - it`s Umineko no Naku Koro ni (Umineko are seagulls though, I`d guess literally translated they`re sea-cats xD )...it`s great, murder mystery type thing where everything that`s not known is attributed to a witch`s magic, and the protagonist has to figure out how it`s done by human means or else admit that magic is the only possible cause...

    you could even argue that it`s a matter of perspective, magic exists if you believe in it but loses effectiveness if you don`t, devil`s proof, pascal`s wager, schrodinger`s cat and other motifs all mixed into one concoction of awesomeness

    see? i plan out my posts better than I lead on xD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ym-THFhZ1I
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm
    Thanks @Langer!
    I did manage to find them (with help!) and their Anime is... gigantic? lolz!
    Anyhow, they`re cute! Violent! But still cute!

    A Brief Appearence
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 7:44 pm
    Can`t decide which meme to reach for here

    1. The Jesus Facepalm
    2. The suspicious Fry: "Can`t decide if hilarious... or terrifying"
    3. The Professor Farnsworth "I don`t want to live on this planet anymore"

    So many reactions to convey, so few characters...
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 7:50 pm
    Wait a min...they invite witches on the show? what did christians do with witches again? ...ah..right..they burned them to the stake .

    I`m not even go in the rest of the stupidity here..but i`ll say one thing: isn`t praying to the TV breaking the 3nd commandment? and why would someone tell you to break one of the commandments if she`s not the Devil`s minion...uuuuu...spooky
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 8:19 pm
    she got trolled and didn`t even realize it...

    DEXTER fro MIAMI...come on! LMAO
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 8:25 pm
    Yeah right, At about 4:18 she is correct. Ain`t nobody but jebus would do that fat cow. With a size like a mountain 48-60-95 nobody would do that, And her equaly usless partner would not do that as well. Praise the lord and pass her a feeding trough. give the people a loaf of bread and they eat for a day, Show them how to grow food and she will eat all of it.
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 8:29 pm
    I forgot, she also ate the smurfs and a hell of a lot more that just my little pony, she ate every friggin horse in my barn , plus the hay , and everything that moved. Praise the lord.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 28, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I wouldn`t call it a `rant`. Just a discussion.
    Okay, a stupid discussion, but not a rant at all.

    Jesus leaves a bad taste in my mouth. You can take that anyway you want to.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14626 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 10:21 pm
    I no longer believe in religious freedom. Religion should be banned outright.

    If my wife laid hands on my TV and started praying that the channel would disappear, I`d have her sign divorce papers in the morning.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 2:23 am
    Smurfs are evil! EEEEVIL!
    Naw really! Christians are the evil ones . . .
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    carlsagan Male 18-29
    139 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 10:11 am
    LEAVE THE OLD PEOPLE ALONE
    THEY ARE DYING FAST
    THEY ARE OLD.... MY LITTLE PONY
    IT`S SATANIC CULT STUFF, RULE 34
    JUST KIDDING. LOL anything can be "satanic".
    anything can be christian it`s all prespectives.
    Who cares about these people ranting.
    it`s america let them rant and waste time.
    thats all they can do.
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    wildancrazy Male 40-49
    138 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    I used to be tolerant of people and their "beliefs", but after the last few decades of Fundamentalism and moving to the southern U.S i`ve decided to just stop..What these Morons are describing is magic.
    Just leave the damn Smurfs alone..Crazy people..
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    and people ask me why i`m atheist
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    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm
    Man, that fat women who was sitting in the chair while her partner was standing, was the most sexist creature I have ever laid my eyes on.
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    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    July 30, 2012 at 8:39 am
    part of the reason i am atheist. raised by a j wit that was against smurfs, muppet babies, you name it.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    July 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    If you`ve ever seen an accident along the road...you don`t have to know their names, you don`t have to know the circumstances, just call 911.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    July 31, 2012 at 9:20 am
    Did anyone else at 0:28 go Jeesus F*cking Christ ?

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