Cat Milk Is Not Really Cat Milk [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

And it"s really depressing that there has to be a sign for this.
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Male 117
£ not $
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Female 53
Sorry, crackyhoss, what are we supposed to be noticing about the pricing? :/
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Male 6,737
Thanks Co-Op.
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Female 6,381
What if you had to feed a kindle of orphaned kittens and were looking for a milk replacement? Then this sign would be quite relevant.
If you were stupid, I mean.
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Male 1,449
Ok if you are really depressed about this, you need a vacation.

We used to tell clients to use goats milk instead.
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Male 254
Notice the pricing... i bet we`d hear a chorus of "haha stupid americans" if it were in dollars. Hypocrites.
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Female 1,259
This is a lot better for cats than cows milk, and 5 cats is right..cats do have a certain level of lactose intolerance..cow milk isnt really good for them..it gives them the runs..I did buy this for my kitty one time but she did not like it..
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Male 1,011
kittens do spanerbulb...kittens....
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Male 1,678
Caramel and nougat chocolate bars aren`t really from Mars.
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Male 6,098
And if I ask to lick your camel-toe please don`t bring me your camel!
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Male 1,216
@spanerbulb, If you found a newborn kitten without a mother, you would have to give him cat milk replacement, since water won`t do and cow milk will kill him.

Yea, idiotic consumers.
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Male 1,243
What a waste of time, cat`s don`t even need milk in their diet and if you feel you have to give your cat milk them watered down cow`s milk is just fine. Idiotic consumers.
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Male 5,413
Phew!
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Male 653
@softpuppy Not so much a scumbag as someone thick?
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Male 878
People will buy anything.
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Female 323
I remember buying these for my kitten at Kroger. The cashier was laughing and asked me who is going to drink this as if she thought I can`t differentiate between that and drinks for human consumption. Scumbag.
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Male 15,339
"I`ve got nipples Greg, can you milk me?"

I`m told the most effective way to milk a bull is with an EEJ.
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Male 15,510
Thanks for the info 5Cats! ha ha milking a cat reminds me of this
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Male 735
aw maan
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Male 41,141
Thanks for the vote of confidence @Angelmassb!

"Cat Milk" is not from cats, it`s lactose-free "milk" FOR cats!
Most adult cats have some degree of lactose intolerance, but still crave milk! This product is good for kitties while not making them sick!

Besides, YOU go milk a female cat: I`ll call 9-11 in advance for ya...

They make it for dogs too!

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Male 121
Well, I, for one, am relieved!
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Male 5

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Male 6,227
How can they be so sure?
~Squrlz is skeptical~
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Male 15,510
It`s this true? better ask IABs authority on the matter to be sure, its this true 5Cats?
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Male 2,419
"Low in Lactose, Calcium, Vitamins"
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Male 36
I don`t recall seeing this in my local co-op. I will look harder soon.
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Male 3,060
"I`ve got nipples Greg, can you milk me?"
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Male 1,445
And Girl Guide Cookies are not made with real Girl Guides either.
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Male 4,014
Shopped - I can tell by the pixels, and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.
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Male 21,021
Link: Cat Milk Is Not Really Cat Milk [Pic] [Rate Link] - And it`s really depressing that there has to be a sign for this.
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