Canada Getting Behind The Important Issues [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Misc

Never forget the skin, Canada!
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Male 3,147
@ tacks "If your for circumcision, I recommend you watch a video of one. It is the most disturbing poo you will ever see. And for what? A pretty penis?"

Seems worth it to me.... tutle necks are soooo 80`s. :D
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Male 759
And this used to be such a nice place.
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Female 101
teehee..
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Male 2,158
I had a mud flap installed on mine.
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Male 1,891
I always knew Canada was a bloody cumstain, now we have photographic proof.
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Female 155
If your for circumcision, I recommend you watch a video of one. It is the most disturbing poo you will ever see. And for what? A pretty penis? If you don`t watch a video for one, you can`t know the suffering babies go through.
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Male 2,850
@antagonizer

"Seems to me the only one suffering is you with your spare fleshy bits, and all the gunk that tends to get under it. ewwww lol"

Oh bless. Do you genuinely think like that?

Don`t you wash yourself every day? That`s all you need to do to keep it clean.

If you don`t wash yourself every day...well, maybe it WAS good that your parents chopped bits off you, as you evidently don`t know how to keep yourself clean. Ick.
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Male 1,084
that`s a very inappropriate place for a maple leaf stem.
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Male 496
I can`t help but feel like guys that are enraged about circumcisions are secretly jealous and angry at the state of their affairs. Or had something go wrong with theirs. Maybe I`m wrong and they are just really passionate about circumcisions.
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Male 159
@Kinneyginny http://www.restoringforeskin.org/ look it up, you may just get it back :) And I don`t really know what to say other than I am sorry you got cancer, and I hope you are well now! :)
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Male 159
In Scandinavia boys have less urinary tract infections than in the USA. And 60% of the people in the test that lived in USA were circumcised.
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Male 1
Err yeah as someone who had to be circumcised at 31 due to the early stages of cancer, I would have rather been snipped before the age of memory.

I`m a rare case but before you crusade too heavily against infant circumcision consider this. Imagine about 22 stitches that were put in while you were blessedly unconscious but unfortunately flaccid (kind of like short sheeting a bed) combined with no happy time well beyond the 2.5 weeks or so you have to keep the stitches in.

For those with no imagination: ragers that can occur hourly while sleeping depending on your drive. As soon as you wake up, in more pain than you ever thought possible, it subsides. It`s been 5 years, I still have dreams of the pain sometimes and wake up in a cold sweat.

I miss my foreskin, I`ve lost sensitivity(lost most of my frenulum in the process as well) but when it turned on me and tried to kill me I had no more choice than I would have had as an infant =)

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Male 5,872
Religious Genital Mutilation is bad, be it female or male.
Be an atheist and wash regularly.
Live long and prosper!
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Male 5,413
Yes we can fap
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Female 349
That is like removing breast tissue as a preemptive strike against breast cancer.
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Female 349
Why is it horrible to take a womans` clitoris off but not a mans foreskin? I like all penis as long as it`s happy and healthy. I don`t get why you have to cut into a baby. They`ll get it cut off if it`s really that horrible to have one when they`re of an age to consent.
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Male 508
@Musuko42

mental illness
n
(Medicine / Pathology) any of various disorders in which a person`s thoughts, emotions, or behaviour are so abnormal as to cause suffering to himself, herself, or other people.

"huge swaths of society" so abnormal? NOPE
Causes suffering...I prefer it, women prefer it so NOPE.

Seems to me the only one suffering is you with your spare fleshy bits, and all the gunk that tends to get under it. ewwww lol
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Male 2,850
@antagonizer

"Foreskin awareness? I`m aware of how gross they are"

It`s a basic part of human anatomy that all males are born with.

When people are disgusted by a perfectly healthy part of their body, to the point where they want to amputate, that`s called apotemnophilia, and it`s a mental illness.

Huge swathes of your societies are mentally ill.
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Male 2,850
@Listypoos

Your circumcision was for medical reasons (and you have my sympathies). I don`t think anyone here is arguing that circumcision for medical reasons is wrong.

The debate is about whether circumcision for NON-medical reasons is justified.
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Male 2,850
@thelonious

"My decision was primarily swayed by "...a four- to tenfold decrease in the risk of urinary tract infections during the first year of life...""

And what is the original risk?

If you`re reducing one in a million risk to one in four million risk, is it worth doing?
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Male 425
I agree to that! This body of mine is simply perfect by nature.
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Male 20
CFAP. How appropriate.
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Male 194
@lostinkorea

I have to agree with you. If a little foreskin is enough to be a dealbreaker with a woman then she`s clearly not worth being in a relationship with.

Also, hooray for basic hygiene. If your foreskin is "gross" then you need to learn how to bathe yourself.
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Male 2,737
"Foreskin: It`s like a hoodie for your penis."


Those hoodies will get ya killed. Ask Trayvon....nevermind.
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Male 2,737
<<<<snipped and loving it!!!
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Male 3,147
@Musuko

"Or what if he moves to a country that isn`t so snip happy? I`ve NEVER seen a circumcised penis in the flesh here in the UK (I`m a gay guy). "


It`s not as common here true, but we do walk among you. :)

Mine had nothing to do with culture or religion - it had everything to do with having such a tight foreskin at birth that I couldn`t urinate properly. And yeah, I probably cried a little when they took it away.... but I cried at a lot of things when i was a baby so no harm, no foul.

It`s my cousin I feel sorry for....he had to have his done when he was about 30 (again for medical reasons) and he said it was drating agony for weeks afterwards.

As for preferences.... I`m glad I am cut, and as much as it pains me to talk about my rooster on the internet with strangers I did just want to get it out there that sometimes culture etc has feck all to do with why people were circumcised as kids.



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Male 159
@antagonizer circumcised women awareness? I`m aware of how gross uncircumcised women are, and how many men cringe at un-snipped women. That`s enough for me.
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Male 508
Foreskin awareness? I`m aware of how gross they are, and how many women cringe at un-snipped men. That`s enough for me.
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Male 598
thelonious, i read about how it exposes the most-sensitive underskin and head that is meant to be protected by the foreskin. This cause drying and changes the look of the head, along with diminished sensitivity, (due to always being exposed). Not to mention you get rid of an inch of the sensitive part.
No major medical group recommends circumcision and USA is the only country that practices it widescale for reasons other than religous.
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Female 3,726
"keeping it helps bacteria and fungus grow, plus girls don`t like there man having a dog penis"

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There`s a new invention called...wait, don`t tell anyone....soap, water, baby wipes, etc..... Chopping up a child`s penis is barbaric and if that`s the deal breaker with a woman, you`re better off without her.
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Male 3,310
My decision was primarily swayed by "...a four- to tenfold decrease in the risk of urinary tract infections during the first year of life...". I don`t consider that aesthetics should be a guide in this area. And not just because I consider the idea of genital shape preferences foreign.
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Male 2,440
[quote]circumcision should be illegal and punishable by death.[/quote]

Correction: Circumcision without consent should be illegal. Any male should have to right to be circumcised once he turns 18.

Let`s see how many adult males willfully decide to remove 20,000 nerve endings just to "be cleaner" or "look more appealing." Ya know what`s appealing? Genital integrity. Leave clits and foreskins alone. They`re there for a reason.
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Male 41,116
[quote]I do not recomment putting a maple leaf stem in there.[/quote]

"urethral sounding"
DO NOT LOOK IT UP! ESPECIALLY THE IMAGES!!!
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Male 1,011
circumcision should be illegal and punishable by death.
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Male 2,850
@thelonious

Don`t all the risks stem from poor hygiene?

Are you that worried at your parenting skills that you fear you`re going to raise a boy who doesn`t know how to wash himself?

All the other "benefits" occur once he`s adult (other people finding it attractive, etc)...so surely he can make the decision when he becomes one?
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Male 1,497
Did anyone look at the logo? The stem of the leaf is going somewhere painfull. That could give you a bladder infection if you aren`t carefull.
Secondly, if people think women want a chop job let the boy choose. He has time to decide before he`s going to use it anyway right?
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Male 3,310
My wife will be having our son in November. He`ll be getting the ax. The benefits and risks are easily obtained, so I`ll not iterate them. All the risks are immediate and soon after the procedure. All the benefits are reduced risks of future problems.
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Male 2,850
And nobody better damn say "because it`s culturally acceptable".

Slavery was once f*cking culturally acceptable!
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Male 2,850
And the final damning factor for this ugly practice: what other SURGICAL procedures are you allowed to perform on your CHILDREN for non-medical reasons?

Seriously? Any other surguries for religious or hygene reasons? ANY?

If my religion said I needed to chop off the toes of my children, or my hygene worries let me to want to rip out their fingernails because they`ll get dirt under them if they don`t wash, I`d have my children taken away!

I mean seriously...why the hell is this ONE thing allowed?!
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Male 2,850
@FartCommandr

"plus girls don`t like there man having a dog penis"

It`s a bit perverse to chop bits off a BABY because of what kinds of penis women 18 years from now may or may not like, isn`t it? What if the culture shifts and you`re dooming your kid to be an outcast because women of the future love the skin?

And what if he grows up gay? He won`t give a crap what women think of his penis then.

Or what if he moves to a country that isn`t so snip happy? I`ve NEVER seen a circumcised penis in the flesh here in the UK (I`m a gay guy).

And at the root of it...how is it your right to make a decision about his future ADULT sex life when he`s currently an INFANT?

Again...that`s REALLY perverse.
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Male 598
i miss those little bits of skin that were cut away from me without my consent.
Christopher Hitchens has had the best arguements against genital mutilation of either sex.
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Male 5,811
Foreskin: It`s like a hoodie for your penis.
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Male 2,850
While we`re at it, earlobes: also useless, and people with earlobes might peirce them (like people with foreskins might forget to wash them), so we should cut them off...because the peircings might get infected.

And it`s perfectly reasonable to chop bits off a baby`s body because they might be negligent about looking after those bits in later life, right?
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Male 2,850
@FartCommandr

"keeping it helps bacteria and fungus grow"

Keeping your fingernails helps bacteria grow under them. And fingernails are pretty much useless in the modern world, pretty much forming a cosmetic function for most people.

So let`s rip them out, right?
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Male 14,331
Against outdated custom if you can bathe you`ll be fine nature usually does things for a reason. Here`s a lovely ritual for circumcision that shows you how in touch with reality it is.NOMMY!!
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Male 15,510
can-fap.net has a very disturbing video
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Female 1,743
Here we go with a circumcision debate.



I`ll just get it out there.
I like snipped, but it`s not a make or break deal. Q_Q moar, hippies.
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Male 85
stupid. keeping it helps bacteria and fungus grow, plus girls don`t like there man having a dog penis. I am doing fine without mine. These ppl use a baby crying to trick you into lies.
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Male 329
How`d the poster miss the obvious, can-fap. not even a hint in the description... for shame.
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Male 248
Haha I want one of those t-shirts.
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Male 1,369
Hahaha @ can-fap.net
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Male 5,811
I think the funniest part is their web address "CAN-FAP.NET"
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Male 14,331
Ouch it not a leaf holder!!!
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Male 236
lol can-fap.net
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Male 658
Ew.
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Male 40,247

I do not recomment putting a maple leaf stem in there.
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Male 21,010
Link: Canada Getting Behind The Important Issues [Pic] [Rate Link] - Never forget the skin, Canada!
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