Brain-Dead Teen To Be Euthanized

Submitted by: ivran 4 years ago in Funny

Parents of Caitlin Teagart decided to end her life, saying she does nothing but lay down, whine about things being gay.
There are 27 comments:
Male 425
LOLOL so worth it to hear what the girl`s physician says about it!! ROFL
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Male 1,243
could have been funny, was a good idea but just didn`t quite hit the spot.
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Female 1,324
haha whooh Oregon >> I do like the Onion.
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Male 5,413
ONN! XD
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Female 1,478
Haha what a dumb Corona commercial I had to watch before this video.
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Female 1,380
Glad I thought it was the onion before watching then read the comments to confirm not to waste my time with it.
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Female 4,086
good idea. only problem is that if implemented the human race doomed. oh, wait! we already are.

never mind.

p.s. commercials suck.
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Male 9
That was a parody? Damnit I finally had some hope for the world.
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Male 11,740
armrmd5 is clearly the one with mental problems. Seek help dude. Anyone who thinks this is real has some serious common sense issues.

The Onion just isn`t what it was years ago. It used to be funny. That was an old joke redone once again. Yawn.
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Male 439
@armrmd5: Good Lord, please tell me you were trying to be funny and that you realized the video was a joke. Please, for the love of God tell me you knew.

If not, make you should look into self-euthanasia.
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Male 38,766

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The pre-video commercial was too long - didn`t watch.
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Male 14,867
Very old
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Male 593
Today`s humor , tomorrows reality ,BOOOYAH!!!!
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Male 4,431
armrmd5, you may want to search "parody" and/or "humor" and/or "irony". That last one will take a bit of advanced thought to see how it applies, so, start with the first two and move up to the third only when you`re sure that you can handle it. ;-)
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Male 135
@armrmd5 - its a humor video, not an actual petition to kill a dumb teenager
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Male 1
if she was brain dead, i can fly
she looks normal or she may have some disabilities,or just typical teenage behavior

search Terri Schiavo
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Male 224
Odd...last time this was posted on here everyone complained about it being an Onion video.

Glad to see it`s getting a more deserved reception this time.
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Male 1
she was kinda cute
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Male 687
if only...
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Male 7,775
If only more parents would take this option.
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Male 1,803
That`s pretty slick, I`ve never bothered with the onion before, I`m quite impressed.
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Male 5,314
nice and old
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Male 2,178
I want to live in a world like the one THE Onion presents me.
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Male 599
Link: Brain-Dead Teen To Be Euthanized [Rate Link] - Parents of Caitlin Teagart decided to end her life, saying she does nothing but lay down, whine about things being gay.
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