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Date: 07/28/12 12:30 AM

27 Responses to Brain-Dead Teen To Be Euthanized

  1. Profile photo of ivran
    ivran Male 18-29
    599 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 12:15 am
    Link: Brain-Dead Teen To Be Euthanized - Parents of Caitlin Teagart decided to end her life, saying she does nothing but lay down, whine about things being gay.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 12:37 am
    I want to live in a world like the one THE Onion presents me.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 1:10 am
    nice and old
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 1:24 am
    That`s pretty slick, I`ve never bothered with the onion before, I`m quite impressed.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 1:58 am
    If only more parents would take this option.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:15 am
    if only...
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    trainmann Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 28, 2012 at 2:20 am
    she was kinda cute
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    Swash Male 30-39
    224 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:54 am
    Odd...last time this was posted on here everyone complained about it being an Onion video.

    Glad to see it`s getting a more deserved reception this time.
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    armrmd5 Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 28, 2012 at 2:55 am
    if she was brain dead, i can fly
    she looks normal or she may have some disabilities,or just typical teenage behavior

    search Terri Schiavo
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    July 28, 2012 at 3:01 am
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    Idlerlee2 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 3:13 am
    @armrmd5 - its a humor video, not an actual petition to kill a dumb teenager
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 4:44 am
    lostinkorea, I believe you just created Anti-spam. Excellent!
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 5:29 am
    armrmd5, you may want to search "parody" and/or "humor" and/or "irony". That last one will take a bit of advanced thought to see how it applies, so, start with the first two and move up to the third only when you`re sure that you can handle it. ;-)
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    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 6:30 am
    Today`s humor , tomorrows reality ,BOOOYAH!!!!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 6:47 am
    Very old
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 7:03 am

    The pre-video commercial was too long - didn`t watch.
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    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 8:04 am
    @armrmd5: Good Lord, please tell me you were trying to be funny and that you realized the video was a joke. Please, for the love of God tell me you knew.

    If not, make you should look into self-euthanasia.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 8:29 am
    armrmd5 is clearly the one with mental problems. Seek help dude. Anyone who thinks this is real has some serious common sense issues.

    The Onion just isn`t what it was years ago. It used to be funny. That was an old joke redone once again. Yawn.
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    dimriver Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 8:31 am
    That was a parody? Damnit I finally had some hope for the world.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3883 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 8:38 am
    good idea. only problem is that if implemented the human race doomed. oh, wait! we already are.

    never mind.

    p.s. commercials suck.
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 10:27 am
    Glad I thought it was the onion before watching then read the comments to confirm not to waste my time with it.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    Haha what a dumb Corona commercial I had to watch before this video.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    ONN! XD
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    July 28, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    haha whooh Oregon >> I do like the Onion.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 12:08 pm
    could have been funny, was a good idea but just didn`t quite hit the spot.
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    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 30, 2012 at 10:22 am
    LOLOL so worth it to hear what the girl`s physician says about it!! ROFL

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