Best Things About Being Blind

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 5 years ago in Funny

Tommy Edison, who has been blind since birth, tells us what he likes most about being blind.
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Female 27
Yeah, it`s "and me".
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Male 2,384
varsity sun tan hahahahahah
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Male 121
Why so upset, people. He`s just making jokes. In fact, those kinds of jokes are fairly standard among the blind. I`ll call him out, tho, on the issue of being unconcerned with appearances. When a new high-school level student arrived at the blind school where I taught, I would be queried by kids of the opposite sex whether or not the new student was cute. Favor accorded, of course, to cuteness. I could tell because I was and am light-dependent.

BTW, I think carmium is correct, but that`s just I.
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Female 2,549
Carmium- `and I` is correct.
Make note & move on.
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Male 7,774
And he gets a free goggie.
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Male 15,832
Another advantage, he`s never seen this:

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Male 2,737
I`d like to drop kick him in the throat.
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Female 3,562
Awesome sense of humor, but he does realize that the people he`s mocking for being sympathetic are all that`s keeping him alive most of the time? If it weren`t for that pity and compassion he would have been hit by a car long ago.
Never thought of the lights thing though, that`s awesome. He never has to buy a lamp.
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Female 6,381
MacGuffin:
As a frequent comment poster, you should know better than to say "And for Gerry and I." You would never say "This is for I," so why would say "Gerry and I"?
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Male 1,586
I really love his positive outlook on life! As always thanks for thinking of us MacGuffin.
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Male 39,909

All his senses are better?
That`s aweful.. people don`t smell all that good.
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Male 39,909

MacGuffin, while I appreciate the thought, and your inclusiveness, our tastes are very differant. David Jerkham is way overrated in my book. I go more for the Hugh Jackman type. I`d post his full monty photo but I`d get into trouble.



Oh, and I`m over the blind guy. He`s had is 15 minutes of fame. Moving on to some other funny handicap.
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Female 2,602

And for Thelma:



...sucks to be you, Tommy. :p
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Female 2,602

And for Gerry and I:

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Female 2,602

Just in case you chaps were starting to feel too jealous of Tommy:

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Male 1,674
maybe if he opened his eyes he wouldn`t be so blind all the time.
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Male 2,551
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