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Date: 07/07/12 01:00 PM

17 Responses to Best Things About Being Blind

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    July 6, 2012 at 8:25 am
    Link: Best Things About Being Blind - Tommy Edison, who has been blind since birth, tells us what he likes most about being blind.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    maybe if he opened his eyes he wouldn`t be so blind all the time.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Just in case you chaps were starting to feel too jealous of Tommy:

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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    And for Gerry and I:

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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    And for Thelma:



    ...sucks to be you, Tommy. :p
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36693 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    MacGuffin, while I appreciate the thought, and your inclusiveness, our tastes are very differant. David Jerkham is way overrated in my book. I go more for the Hugh Jackman type. I`d post his full monty photo but I`d get into trouble.



    Oh, and I`m over the blind guy. He`s had is 15 minutes of fame. Moving on to some other funny handicap.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36693 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    All his senses are better?
    That`s aweful.. people don`t smell all that good.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    I really love his positive outlook on life! As always thanks for thinking of us MacGuffin.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    MacGuffin:
    As a frequent comment poster, you should know better than to say "And for Gerry and I." You would never say "This is for I," so why would say "Gerry and I"?
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 8:38 pm
    Awesome sense of humor, but he does realize that the people he`s mocking for being sympathetic are all that`s keeping him alive most of the time? If it weren`t for that pity and compassion he would have been hit by a car long ago.
    Never thought of the lights thing though, that`s awesome. He never has to buy a lamp.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    I`d like to drop kick him in the throat.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 7, 2012 at 11:23 pm
    Another advantage, he`s never seen this:

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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7741 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 1:30 am
    And he gets a free goggie.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 6:02 am
    Carmium- `and I` is correct.
    Make note & move on.
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    earplay Male 60-69
    121 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 9:12 am
    Why so upset, people. He`s just making jokes. In fact, those kinds of jokes are fairly standard among the blind. I`ll call him out, tho, on the issue of being unconcerned with appearances. When a new high-school level student arrived at the blind school where I taught, I would be queried by kids of the opposite sex whether or not the new student was cute. Favor accorded, of course, to cuteness. I could tell because I was and am light-dependent.

    BTW, I think carmium is correct, but that`s just I.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 8, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    varsity sun tan hahahahahah
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    alwaysright Female 30-39
    27 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 11:50 am
    Yeah, it`s "and me".

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