Be A Unicorn [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

Live the dream!
There are 16 comments:
Male 1,164
Billy dreamed of growing up to be an astronaut and rear a family of three children with a beautiful wife and support them responsibly. Archie dreamed of being a unicorn. Guess which one died happy.

Billy. He died of a heart attack during an orgasm. Archie died of depression after finding out this toy did not in fact make you a unicorn.

The moral of the story: The guy in the picture had a unibrow he had to shave for his picture and you didn`t notice it until you read this.
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Female 16
Yes, just what I needed!
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Male 14,775
It`s a rainbow strap on horn
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Male 1,197
that guy has a weird look in his eye
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Male 2,424
whatevs

Gryphons > Unicorns

Yeah I SAID IT!
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Male 194
Apply unicorn horn: cures all negative status effects except "humiliation."
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Female 474
live the dream!
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Female 4,447
Archie McPhee is the best store ever!
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Male 45
11 inches, I bet that`s what you tell all the girl, or boys...
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Female 298
the pained embarrassed expression of the guy on the ad.. classic!
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Female 1,743
excellent! xD
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Male 37,897

The man undoubtedly poos skittles.
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Male 5,314
Forever alone at its finest.
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Male 15,510
Feel like a double rainbow!
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Male 15
A failed ad for Cialis? (Too easy - an inflatable horn?)
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Male 19,873
Link: Be A Unicorn [Pic] [Rate Link] - Live the dream!
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