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Date: 07/22/12 09:57 AM

11 Responses to Amazon Yesterday Shipping

  1. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33147 posts
    July 22, 2012 at 9:58 am
    Link: Amazon Yesterday Shipping - Sounds like a good idea! What could possibly go wrong?
  2. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33147 posts
    July 22, 2012 at 10:07 am
    Hey! There`s a package at my door!
    $600 worth of cat-girl statues??

  3. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 22, 2012 at 10:21 am
    Amazon yesterday shipping: Discover today how much of a perv you`ll be tomorrow!

    At least it gives you the whole "I TOTALLY DIDN`T ORDER THESE MAGAZINES! AMAZON SHIPPED THEM TO ME BY MISTAKE!" excuse.*The next day* "Sweet, the new issues are out!"
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    July 22, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Totally unrealistic. Since when has anyone ever managed to reach Amazon by phone?
  5. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    July 22, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    Einstein Express, When is absolutely positively has to be there the day before yesterday.

    Einstein express
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    July 22, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Since, uh, yesterday.
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    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    July 22, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    Whenever I`ve had a problem I`ve done the "send us an email and we`ll call you" thing, works pretty well, sorted everything out pretty quick, so I`ve never really had any problems with Amazon, touch wood.
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    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    July 22, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    I`ll start using it tomorrow! ooh sweet a dragon dildo
  9. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    803 posts
    July 23, 2012 at 1:16 am
    From my own experience with Amazon, their yesterday delivery should arrive the day after tomorrow.
  10. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    July 23, 2012 at 3:56 am
    A shovel, three black bin liners, a 7" Sabatier knife and roll of duct tape just arrived.

    What`s that honey, what do we "need to talk about"?
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    July 23, 2012 at 5:00 am
    That make-believe cartoon girl is really hot.

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