Amazon Yesterday Shipping

Submitted by: 5cats 4 years ago in Funny

Sounds like a good idea! What could possibly go wrong?
There are 11 comments:
Male 7,775
That make-believe cartoon girl is really hot.
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Male 14,834
A shovel, three black bin liners, a 7" Sabatier knife and roll of duct tape just arrived.

What`s that honey, what do we "need to talk about"?
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Male 1,094
From my own experience with Amazon, their yesterday delivery should arrive the day after tomorrow.
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Male 735
I`ll start using it tomorrow! ooh sweet a dragon dildo
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Female 685
Whenever I`ve had a problem I`ve done the "send us an email and we`ll call you" thing, works pretty well, sorted everything out pretty quick, so I`ve never really had any problems with Amazon, touch wood.
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Male 628
@MacGuffin

Since, uh, yesterday.
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Male 987
Einstein Express, When is absolutely positively has to be there the day before yesterday.

Einstein express
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Female 2,602

Totally unrealistic. Since when has anyone ever managed to reach Amazon by phone?
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Male 3,482
Amazon yesterday shipping: Discover today how much of a perv you`ll be tomorrow!

At least it gives you the whole "I TOTALLY DIDN`T ORDER THESE MAGAZINES! AMAZON SHIPPED THEM TO ME BY MISTAKE!" excuse.*The next day* "Sweet, the new issues are out!"
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Male 37,779
Hey! There`s a package at my door!
$600 worth of cat-girl statues??


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Male 37,779
Link: Amazon Yesterday Shipping [Rate Link] - Sounds like a good idea! What could possibly go wrong?
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