You Deconstruct The Accident, I-A-B [Pic]

Submitted by: hole_rocks89 4 years ago

Hey I-A-B, you"re the first cop on the scene. You figure out how this accident happened. I think physics may be involved
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Male 411
they drove down the side walk from right to left, between the building and poles. They tried to turn out and hit the pole which cause the back end to swing around towards the doors. Look at the skid marks from the real wheels and it points to some one mistaking the gas for the break
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Male 371
he hit the pole to the left head on while driving fast toward to storefront. the resulting impact put all the force to the front, lifting the rear of the vehicle. hitting it at the right angle would give it the right trajectory to clear the middle post.
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Male 37
it`s `merica everyone is in nascar mode everywhere
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Male 694
no Phestizio. absolutely incorrect, but good thinking. this is just got pooty cars are made nowadays. crumple zones are nice and all but at least give them a real bumper for christs sake. the truck drove down the sidewalk, and for some reason turned right into the pole. obviously not at very high speeds or he couldnt have landed dead center on the truck
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Male 621
OMG, this totally proves creationism! The ONLY explanation is that an "intelligent designer" *created* the car in such a way that it appears that it had an accident there.








...or the car just drove down the sidewalk really fast, made a sharp turn, and hit the pole.
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Male 1,511
Hmm, skid-marks on the sidewalk from the back tires.
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Male 904
That pole totally kicked that trucks ass.
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Male 59
he drove into the pole at an angle with enough force to lift the back end of the truck up and due to the angle is spin over the two other pillars bending the middle sign and landing where it did.
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Female 1,144
People really scare me these days, with all of their crazy driving.
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Male 5,413
@MacGuffin
*Inb4Captain O* <-Though I haven`t seen him in a while

It was actually the radiator. You can see the liquid from the front of the car :)
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Male 390
Obviously they rebuild the store front real quick afterwards.
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Male 642
Evil_Eye, he probably drove down the sidewalk and then steeres to the left into the pole, which also explains the force necessary to turn the car around. (hit the pole while turning left, back end gets weightless/lifts up a bit and the momentum makes the car turn)
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Male 7,378
Evil eye. He drove down the sidewalk. Look at the skid marks.
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Male 1,442
He didn`t drive down the sidewalk, because the point of impact was too center. It would been more of a side swipe-spin-smash everything if on the sidewalk and very unlikely to be able to get up to enough speed to cause that much crumple.

The car lifted over on crash so far is the better one, only the pole doesn`t have a lot of damage on it and the car isn`t crumpled enough. To lift something that big high enough to clear the poles would be quite a high speed crash. Like... at a random guess, 100mph-ish?
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Female 2,602
We`ll never know for sure, but going by the wet patch on the ground* it looks like the last thing that happened was the driver pissed himself.













* How long, do you think, before Captain O comes along and points out that was actually the radiator?
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Male 296
Someone ran into doughnut man and it bounced into that position.
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Male 987
What`s amazing is that no window was broken.
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Male 4,431
My guess is that the driver bought the truck inside the Wal-Mart. It`s the compacted kind with the VERY CLEAR markings that say "DO NOT pull red activation pin inside of or within 50 feet of a building. Always place truck on the ground, in a proper parking spot for activation." The driver obviously couldn`t wait to see his new truck (aren`t we all that way sometimes), pulled the pin a little too soon.

Sort of like premature ejaculation, except, in this case, it was premature truckactivation.
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Male 226
all i know is i want every wall in my house to be made by the same post material
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Male 766
I will go with "blonde woman on a cell phone driving on sidewalk" for 100, Alex . . .
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Male 6,737
Looks pretty obvious to me.
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Male 1,569
I`m going with jackbluessel, the skidmarks are even leading to the left rear tyre
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Male 28
I think physics had nothing to do with this. It was clearly a blonde woman on a cell phone.
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Male 110
I think Sarah was the closest. My theory, is that the car hit the post, the force of the impact stood the car on it`s nose. While on it`s nose, it swings around the pole (missing the other poles) and then comes to rest in it`s current position.
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Male 3,894
Car was driving down the sidewalk from the right. It fits on the sidewalk. C`mon now folks..
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Male 1,793
the truck was made in the building...
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Female 39
"Magneto"
I had a feeling it was him....
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Male 3,445
The guy in the wheelchair was 500 points.
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Female 3,562
Car came from the road on the left, hit the pole, swung around the pole.
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Male 322
It`s magic, like rainbows and magnets.
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Male 312
The store was built around the accident site.
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Male 696
the pole was speeding, and drunk, and probably a scientologist
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Female 734
haters gotta hate
he`s just trying to park in the handicap spot
you are just jealous that you can`t park there
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Male 2,172
Magneto.
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Male 1,950
I`m gonna guess the words "Attention Walmart shoppers" was spoken over a loudspeaker shortly before this picture was taken...
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Male 3
driver was on the sidewalk, was speeding apparently, tried to get off the sidewalk and hit the pole, rear-end swung out on impact.. I`m guessing
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Male 2,545
judging by the skid marks, id say he came down the side walk
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Male 1,754
What the hell?!?! LOL! How in the world...
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Male 208
He entered between the 2 poles on the right, probably to load something, he backed up trying to get through the 2 poles on the left but was not able to make it.
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Male 12
You can see skidmarks on the bottom right hand side of the photo, right where the parking guard and the driver(?) are standing... he was driving along the sidewalk parallel to the building and hit the pole... the truck then bounced slightly from the impact and hit the brick wall of the store - that`s why there`s a pile of bricks behind the truck =] Case solved.
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Male 3,619
i think that as the car hit the pole, it tipped forward and pivoted around the pole to the other side of the pole line
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Male 1,442
Well if I was at the scene, I would start by looking around area and all sides of the car. Since I can`t do that in a single photo, then I am going to go with Gremlins.
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Male 1,053
The store was built in 2011. In 2009, the driver was driving across a corn field and reached 88 MPH. Next thing you know...
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Male 37,888

Obvioulsy the truck came out of a portal in the wrong location.
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Female 3,181
there`s enough room between the poles and the building? :B
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Female 353
Link: You Deconstruct The Accident, I-A-B [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hey I-A-B, you`re the first cop on the scene. You figure out how this accident happened. I think physics may be involved
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