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Date: 06/14/12 07:22 PM

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  1. Profile photo of hole_rocks89
    hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
    353 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 7:24 pm
    Link: You Deconstruct The Accident, I-A-B - Hey I-A-B, you`re the first cop on the scene. You figure out how this accident happened. I think physics may be involved
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    MelCervini Female 50-59
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    June 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm
    there`s enough room between the poles and the building? :B
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 14, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    Obvioulsy the truck came out of a portal in the wrong location.
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
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    June 14, 2012 at 7:34 pm
    The store was built in 2011. In 2009, the driver was driving across a corn field and reached 88 MPH. Next thing you know...
  5. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 7:34 pm
    Well if I was at the scene, I would start by looking around area and all sides of the car. Since I can`t do that in a single photo, then I am going to go with Gremlins.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2012 at 7:36 pm
    i think that as the car hit the pole, it tipped forward and pivoted around the pole to the other side of the pole line
  7. Profile photo of jackbluessel
    jackbluessel Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2012 at 7:48 pm
    You can see skidmarks on the bottom right hand side of the photo, right where the parking guard and the driver(?) are standing... he was driving along the sidewalk parallel to the building and hit the pole... the truck then bounced slightly from the impact and hit the brick wall of the store - that`s why there`s a pile of bricks behind the truck =] Case solved.
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    2L84ME Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 7:50 pm
    He entered between the 2 poles on the right, probably to load something, he backed up trying to get through the 2 poles on the left but was not able to make it.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2012 at 8:02 pm
    What the hell?!?! LOL! How in the world...
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    skypirate Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2012 at 8:29 pm
    judging by the skid marks, id say he came down the side walk
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    Greenfield79 Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    driver was on the sidewalk, was speeding apparently, tried to get off the sidewalk and hit the pole, rear-end swung out on impact.. I`m guessing
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    I`m gonna guess the words "Attention Walmart shoppers" was spoken over a loudspeaker shortly before this picture was taken...
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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    June 14, 2012 at 8:40 pm
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
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    June 14, 2012 at 8:45 pm
    haters gotta hate
    he`s just trying to park in the handicap spot
    you are just jealous that you can`t park there
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    the pole was speeding, and drunk, and probably a scientologist
  16. Profile photo of Roland
    Roland Male 30-39
    299 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 9:13 pm
    The store was built around the accident site.
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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 9:20 pm
    It`s magic, like rainbows and magnets.
  18. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    June 14, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    Car came from the road on the left, hit the pole, swung around the pole.
  19. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    June 14, 2012 at 9:41 pm
    The guy in the wheelchair was 500 points.
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    imanironchef Female 18-29
    39 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 9:48 pm
    I had a feeling it was him....
  21. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    June 14, 2012 at 9:50 pm
    the truck was made in the building...
  22. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    Car was driving down the sidewalk from the right. It fits on the sidewalk. C`mon now folks..
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    Nageki Male 30-39
    110 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:07 pm
    I think Sarah was the closest. My theory, is that the car hit the post, the force of the impact stood the car on it`s nose. While on it`s nose, it swings around the pole (missing the other poles) and then comes to rest in it`s current position.
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    laramiedax Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2012 at 10:34 pm
    I think physics had nothing to do with this. It was clearly a blonde woman on a cell phone.
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
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    June 14, 2012 at 10:44 pm
    I`m going with jackbluessel, the skidmarks are even leading to the left rear tyre
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    June 15, 2012 at 12:12 am
    Looks pretty obvious to me.
  27. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
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    June 15, 2012 at 12:52 am
    I will go with "blonde woman on a cell phone driving on sidewalk" for 100, Alex . . .
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    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 1:16 am
    all i know is i want every wall in my house to be made by the same post material
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    June 15, 2012 at 4:56 am
    My guess is that the driver bought the truck inside the Wal-Mart. It`s the compacted kind with the VERY CLEAR markings that say "DO NOT pull red activation pin inside of or within 50 feet of a building. Always place truck on the ground, in a proper parking spot for activation." The driver obviously couldn`t wait to see his new truck (aren`t we all that way sometimes), pulled the pin a little too soon.

    Sort of like premature ejaculation, except, in this case, it was premature truckactivation.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 4:57 am
    What`s amazing is that no window was broken.
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    andybme Male 50-59
    296 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 5:48 am
    Someone ran into doughnut man and it bounced into that position.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 5:51 am
    We`ll never know for sure, but going by the wet patch on the ground* it looks like the last thing that happened was the driver pissed himself.

    * How long, do you think, before Captain O comes along and points out that was actually the radiator?
  33. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 5:53 am
    He didn`t drive down the sidewalk, because the point of impact was too center. It would been more of a side swipe-spin-smash everything if on the sidewalk and very unlikely to be able to get up to enough speed to cause that much crumple.

    The car lifted over on crash so far is the better one, only the pole doesn`t have a lot of damage on it and the car isn`t crumpled enough. To lift something that big high enough to clear the poles would be quite a high speed crash. Like... at a random guess, 100mph-ish?
  34. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 7:03 am
    Evil eye. He drove down the sidewalk. Look at the skid marks.
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 7:26 am
    Evil_Eye, he probably drove down the sidewalk and then steeres to the left into the pole, which also explains the force necessary to turn the car around. (hit the pole while turning left, back end gets weightless/lifts up a bit and the momentum makes the car turn)
  36. Profile photo of DinVen
    DinVen Male 30-39
    390 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 7:53 am
    Obviously they rebuild the store front real quick afterwards.
  37. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    June 15, 2012 at 8:22 am
    *Inb4Captain O* <-Though I haven`t seen him in a while

    It was actually the radiator. You can see the liquid from the front of the car :)
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1097 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 8:24 am
    People really scare me these days, with all of their crazy driving.
  39. Profile photo of Phestizio
    Phestizio Male 18-29
    59 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 9:28 am
    he drove into the pole at an angle with enough force to lift the back end of the truck up and due to the angle is spin over the two other pillars bending the middle sign and landing where it did.
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 9:33 am
    That pole totally kicked that trucks ass.
  41. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
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    June 15, 2012 at 4:22 pm
    Hmm, skid-marks on the sidewalk from the back tires.
  42. Profile photo of HiEv
    HiEv Male 40-49
    621 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 5:53 pm
    OMG, this totally proves creationism! The ONLY explanation is that an "intelligent designer" *created* the car in such a way that it appears that it had an accident there.

    ...or the car just drove down the sidewalk really fast, made a sharp turn, and hit the pole.
  43. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    no Phestizio. absolutely incorrect, but good thinking. this is just got pooty cars are made nowadays. crumple zones are nice and all but at least give them a real bumper for christs sake. the truck drove down the sidewalk, and for some reason turned right into the pole. obviously not at very high speeds or he couldnt have landed dead center on the truck
  44. Profile photo of Butters420
    Butters420 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    June 16, 2012 at 9:31 am
    it`s `merica everyone is in nascar mode everywhere
  45. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    June 16, 2012 at 10:38 am
    he hit the pole to the left head on while driving fast toward to storefront. the resulting impact put all the force to the front, lifting the rear of the vehicle. hitting it at the right angle would give it the right trajectory to clear the middle post.
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    Palfas Male 30-39
    411 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 9:57 am
    they drove down the side walk from right to left, between the building and poles. They tried to turn out and hit the pole which cause the back end to swing around towards the doors. Look at the skid marks from the real wheels and it points to some one mistaking the gas for the break

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