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Date: 06/13/12 06:31 PM

30 Responses to Yahoo Answers!: Beware Short People [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hole_rocks89
    hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
    353 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 6:14 pm
    Link: Yahoo Answers!: Beware Short People - They`re a shifty bunch.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    f`ck off.. when we take over, you will pay...
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 7:57 pm
    There have been rumors of roaming packs of feral midgets attacking tourists at the grand canyon, but the govt is covering it up.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm
    6`4`` here. We wont go down without a fight, you greasy little mofo`s.....
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    796 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:07 pm
    Wow
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm
    I`m 6`2 so I understand. You little folk better watch out! The giants are uniting!
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:11 pm
    @mervviscious

    Why don`t you climb up here and say that to my face?
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:22 pm
    Tyrion Lannister is more badass in two seasons than these dorks will be their whole life. Truly the king of cool. All hail the king.
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    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:47 pm
    `A Very Small Man Can Cast a Very Large Shadow` - Vary`s
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    6`6" here. I wear electrified shinguards under my pants. I`ve taken out a few dozen of the sneaky little bastards when they tried to climb up my leg.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7555 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 10:58 pm
    As the 66ft mother of sons who make me feel like a midget I think the guy is right. the little buggers scare me.......
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7555 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 10:58 pm
    LOL!!!!! 6ft......... not THAT tall!!!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:05 am
    Yeah! One up for the smallies!

    5`10", Mr Average...
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:13 am
    It`s really the short gingers. I heard them whispering.
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    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:31 am
    "As the 66ft mother of sons who make me feel like a midget I think the guy is right."

    Godzilla? Is that you?
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    Caroline_11 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 2:31 am
    my friend`s sister brought in $12028 past month. she works on the computer and got a $400500 home. All she did was get fortunate and put to use the directions shown on this website http://lazycash23.com
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 2:31 am
    This is as bad as racism! It`s called Apart-height.
    Here is the arch-exponent:
    Randy Whatsisname song
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    number696969 Male 30-39
    258 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 2:46 am
    I refuse to recognise anyone under 6ft, in much the same way that I refuse to recognise the government of Zimbabwe. It makes it very difficult for my wife, who`s 5ft something - and I guess, by my own logic, doesn`t actually exist.
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    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 3:27 am
    this is like lamebook :/
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    uunxx Male 30-39
    120 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 4:41 am
    I`m exactly 6ft, do I qualify as a Übermensch?
  21. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 5:47 am
    One of my friends is 6`5". I`m 5`8". I have to look directly up to see his face. :(
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 6:12 am
    I am 6ft
  23. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 6:42 am
    ikr?
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 7:11 am
    Tobunshi
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    575 Posts Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:11:44 PM
    @mervviscious

    Why don`t you climb up here and say that to my face?
    _____

    *gets step stool*

    f`ck off.. when we take over, you will pay...

    I a`int scared of you!! LOL! And on that note, I am very short and the hubby is very tall!
  25. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 8:13 am
    And on that note, I am very short and the hubby is very tall!
    Well you know what they say about tall guys....





    ...They can reach things short guys can`t.
  26. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 8:26 am
    I`m only 5`6", but I prefer to slow dance with girls over 6 feet tall. Not sure why...
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    john2012 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 8:33 am
    my co-worker`s ex-wife made $18968 the previous week. she works on the computer and bought a $332000 house. All she did was get blessed and put into action the directions leaked on this site

    MakeCash10.com
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    i now know what family guy was parodying with the guy on the piano when they goto the twinky factory!!!! all thanks to patchgrabber!!!!
    left foot right foot left foot right foot
  29. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    I`m 5`5 so I`m kinda in the middle lol not too short and not too tall..
  30. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    Short slim people have all the important jobs. They design sports cars and economy airline seating. Haven`t you noticed?

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