What I Feel Like When I Talk To A Cute Girl [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

Every single time.
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Male 16
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Male 2,332
So a swingers club then? :3
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Male 766
MacGuffin, muffin, you are one cool lady . . .
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Female 2,602
[quote]I can do bars, but nightclubs? Nope.[/quote]

To be honest, I avoid going anywhere that has music loud enough to drown out conversation. I find nightclub environments dire for the reasons illustrated earlier. The sort of places I go to let my hair down are membership only, generally have cheesy 80`s/90`s music played at a reasonable volume, you know 80% of the people there to speak to, and there are quiet areas that people can go if they feel like being a bit more intimate.
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Male 5,811
Haha, word filter changed "c ockiness" to "roosteriness."
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Male 5,811
@Buiadh: I get no success in nightclubs either, but those were never really my scene anyway. Any place where condensed sweat drips onto me from the ceiling is a place I`d rather not be. Also, again, I said to not be douchey. It`s not like I said to put down girls or anything, just walk that line between confidence and roosteriness with a little humour, that`s all I meant.
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Male 6,737
@MacG+Patch - I get next to zero "success" in nightclubs. Maybe I`m not douchey enough...

I can do bars, but nightclubs? Nope.
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Male 7,378
patchgrabber and MacGuffin, Can you two get a room already? You`re making this forum smells like sex.
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Male 5,811
@MacGuffin: Wow, taking an innocuous comment very seriously, are we? It`s not a "douchebag act", since I said the point was to *not* be a douchebag, but read into it however you want. I completely trust your opinion on the matter based on your comprehensive knowledge concerning the two sentences I wrote. Sounds to me like you`re the one who needs to get laid, but when I get home today I`ll express your concern vis-a-vis my sex life to my gf.
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Female 2,602
[quote]@MacGuffin: I wish that were so. I can`t explain the irrationality of the female psyche other than to say it`s irrational.[/quote]

Errrr.....yeah, OK dear. This is me, having given you my concerned attention, not giving you my enthusiastic interest now. Go out and get yourself laid tonight with that douchebag act you believe works so well....knock yourself out.
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Male 5,811
@MacGuffin: I wish that were so. I can`t explain the irrationality of the female psyche other than to say it`s irrational.
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Female 2,602
[quote]it helps to be kind of a dick. Not a d-bag or an a$$hole, just a little bit of a dick, for some unknown reason it`s like a hummingbird feeder to them.[/quote]

I think you may have confused attracting someone`s concerned attention, with attracting their enthusiastic interest.
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Male 5,811
It`s not that difficult. I had zero game until college. Just act `as if` you are confident etc. and it helps to be kind of a dick. Not a d-bag or an a$$hole, just a little bit of a dick, for some unknown reason it`s like a hummingbird feeder to them.
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Female 2,602
LOL! You guys are cute.

FWIW, this is how most guys appear when they shout in your ear in nightclubs in a misguided effort to get your attention:



Top tip: EITHER shout OR lean into someone`s ear. If a girl wants to have someone bellow phlegm into her ear, she`ll go and visit her grandmother.
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Male 1,497
We all do.
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Male 6,737
Also what happened to IAB yesterday?

Only about 2/3ds of a normal days subs. I`m going to ask for my money back...
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Male 6,737
Not far from the truth.
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Male 678
@Squrlz4Sale

Though you probably look more like the guy in the picture.
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Male 6,227

What I feel like...

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Male 2,988
i feel the same way...
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Male 4,793
"anyone notice that weird hand coming from the right side o_o "

I have no idea what you are talking about.
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Male 3,364
That I have to tear her away from her hoodie-wearing bearded boyfriend?
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Male 658
I often feel like a surfboard, as well.
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Male 5,413
He`s got the charm.
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Male 328
anyone notice that weird hand coming from the right side o_o
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Male 2,631
Didn`t he just get his face chewed on?
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Male 321
Damn...is she cute!
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Male 1,444
I normally feel like a homeless guy AFTER I date them.
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Male 1,197
he says the right thing, she will drat him, girls will drat anything if they feel special
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Male 19,854
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