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Date: 06/07/12 06:19 PM

30 Responses to What I Feel Like When I Talk To A Cute Girl [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 6:20 pm
    Link: What I Feel Like When I Talk To A Cute Girl - Every single time.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 6:48 pm
    he says the right thing, she will drat him, girls will drat anything if they feel special
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    I normally feel like a homeless guy AFTER I date them.
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    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 7:10 pm
    Damn...is she cute!
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2313 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 7:31 pm
    Didn`t he just get his face chewed on?
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    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 7:55 pm
    anyone notice that weird hand coming from the right side o_o
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 8:02 pm
    He`s got the charm.
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    I often feel like a surfboard, as well.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 8:27 pm
    That I have to tear her away from her hoodie-wearing bearded boyfriend?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 8:54 pm
    "anyone notice that weird hand coming from the right side o_o "

    I have no idea what you are talking about.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 9:39 pm
    i feel the same way...
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    What I feel like...

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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 11:21 pm
    @Squrlz4Sale

    Though you probably look more like the guy in the picture.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 12:16 am
    Not far from the truth.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 5:12 am
    Also what happened to IAB yesterday?

    Only about 2/3ds of a normal days subs. I`m going to ask for my money back...
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 6:09 am
    We all do.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 6:16 am
    LOL! You guys are cute.

    FWIW, this is how most guys appear when they shout in your ear in nightclubs in a misguided effort to get your attention:



    Top tip: EITHER shout OR lean into someone`s ear. If a girl wants to have someone bellow phlegm into her ear, she`ll go and visit her grandmother.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 7:05 am
    It`s not that difficult. I had zero game until college. Just act `as if` you are confident etc. and it helps to be kind of a dick. Not a d-bag or an a$$hole, just a little bit of a dick, for some unknown reason it`s like a hummingbird feeder to them.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 7:11 am
    it helps to be kind of a dick. Not a d-bag or an a$$hole, just a little bit of a dick, for some unknown reason it`s like a hummingbird feeder to them.

    I think you may have confused attracting someone`s concerned attention, with attracting their enthusiastic interest.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 7:24 am
    @MacGuffin: I wish that were so. I can`t explain the irrationality of the female psyche other than to say it`s irrational.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 7:33 am
    @MacGuffin: I wish that were so. I can`t explain the irrationality of the female psyche other than to say it`s irrational.

    Errrr.....yeah, OK dear. This is me, having given you my concerned attention, not giving you my enthusiastic interest now. Go out and get yourself laid tonight with that douchebag act you believe works so well....knock yourself out.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 7:41 am
    @MacGuffin: Wow, taking an innocuous comment very seriously, are we? It`s not a "douchebag act", since I said the point was to *not* be a douchebag, but read into it however you want. I completely trust your opinion on the matter based on your comprehensive knowledge concerning the two sentences I wrote. Sounds to me like you`re the one who needs to get laid, but when I get home today I`ll express your concern vis-a-vis my sex life to my gf.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:11 am
    patchgrabber and MacGuffin, Can you two get a room already? You`re making this forum smells like sex.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:21 am
    @MacG+Patch - I get next to zero "success" in nightclubs. Maybe I`m not douchey enough...

    I can do bars, but nightclubs? Nope.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:36 am
    @Buiadh: I get no success in nightclubs either, but those were never really my scene anyway. Any place where condensed sweat drips onto me from the ceiling is a place I`d rather not be. Also, again, I said to not be douchey. It`s not like I said to put down girls or anything, just walk that line between confidence and roosteriness with a little humour, that`s all I meant.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:37 am
    Haha, word filter changed "c ockiness" to "roosteriness."
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:45 am
    I can do bars, but nightclubs? Nope.

    To be honest, I avoid going anywhere that has music loud enough to drown out conversation. I find nightclub environments dire for the reasons illustrated earlier. The sort of places I go to let my hair down are membership only, generally have cheesy 80`s/90`s music played at a reasonable volume, you know 80% of the people there to speak to, and there are quiet areas that people can go if they feel like being a bit more intimate.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 11:14 am
    MacGuffin, muffin, you are one cool lady . . .
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 11:26 am
    So a swingers club then? :3
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    MayerTheresa Male 18-29
    16 posts
    June 10, 2012 at 8:54 pm
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