What Atheists Say When They Have Orgasms [Pic]

Submitted by: Crabes 4 years ago Funny

And I"ve achieved. [Safe for work.]
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Male 3,231
OH GOD! is dead. OH GOD! is dead.
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Male 321
Oh my Darwin! Oh MY DARWIN!!! *big bang*
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Male 273
it`s not normal to scream physics?
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Female 515
No; still say oh god
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Male 166
I though we just yelled satanic messages? That`s what some religious folks are saying.
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Male 2,332
"Technically atheists shouldn`t be shouting anything. So next time I`m just going to be completely silent the whole time, and when it`s over I`ll give her a thumbs-up."

I like this idea. Think i`ll do the same.
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Male 14,775
"Sanchez!"
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Male 598
Since its dumb that their is a word for people that dont believe, Athiests would just comment throughout the session that they are not cumming, then after there is evidence of climax, they might conceed.
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Male 5,811
Technically atheists shouldn`t be shouting anything. So next time I`m just going to be completely silent the whole time, and when it`s over I`ll give her a thumbs-up.
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Male 5,094
Better than using your Lord`s name in vain.
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Male 237
"Oh, Oh, Oh, Big Bang Theory!"
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Male 1,418
That`s fine and dandy, but would a dyslexic shout "Oh, Dog!"?
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Male 766
I usually use the name of the goddess I am loving. Then I worship her a bit. I get lots of repeat performances for an atheist . . .
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Male 678
@Groogle

You haven`t heard any complaints because your hand can`t talk, silly.
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Male 5,608
"I`m gonna` cum" works fairly well...
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Female 3,696
Ummm yep, I always resort to the good ol` "Oh fffuuck, Right there!"
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Female 235
I just go with the always appropriate "Fu@# YES!!!"
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Male 1,810
An atheists` "religion" is science ??



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Male 4,298
Shazam!
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Male 2,172
I always scream things like "My light saber is so hard right now" "Oh yeah baby, drive that little R2 unit farther inside" "My Jabba`s comming, it`s comming..."

So far I haven`t heard any complaints.
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Male 936
"drat" works
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Male 282
OH, Quantum Fluuuuuux!!!
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Male 2,220
Haha.. gods watching you!

I often say nothing.

Rude to speak with your mouthful..
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Male 11,740
I scream out Chthulu.
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Male 379
Laugh it up theists. Keeping in mind all of you shouldn`t be screaming out anything other than...
"Procreation!" or "Pair Bonding!" Otherwise would you not be living in sin? Just goes to prove once again, it only pays to be a christian when it`s convenient.
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Male 646
Atheists reach climax?
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Male 2,988
lulz
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Male 809
OH! Not collecting stamps!!
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Male 523
This isn`t funny, and it`s an insult to science. It implies that all atheists are well-versed in science, which isn`t true. A lot of atheists are scientifically retarded just like a lot of Christians.
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Male 1,625
this has actually been one of those exploitables for a while

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Male 5,413
Bloody hilarious!
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Male 3,631
How `bout "Biological Prime-directive! Spaghetti monster!"
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Male 9
my neighbor`s half-sister makes $74 hourly on the computer. She has been without work for 5 months but last month her check was $20138 just working on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more
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Female 4,086
lived next door to a guy (student housing) who always yelled out BANZAI!!!!
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Female 1,803
"I would think atheists would rather say "oh God" during orgasm since it would be blasphemous."

Actually, I think it`s blasphemous for a religious person to say "oh God" during a sex act that`s probably considered a sin. Kind of like saying Jesus Christ when you are angry about something. Atheists don`t believe in a god so it wouldn`t make sense and would be meaningless if we said it. I can think of a dozen other things to say during sex that are non-religious.
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Male 1,497
Not funny, but I can take a little joke without freaking out. Unlike religious fanatics.
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Male 358
Is this insinuating all atheists are scientists or Mathematicians?

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Male 675
While not exactly poking fun at atheists, this is the kind of diverse religious/non-religious content I have been talking about for ages. I don`t care if its old (2005 copywrite clearly visible and noted), its funny, it made me laugh, and gave me hope for I-A-B yet. Don`t spoil it. :P
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Male 3,445
I would think atheists would rather say "oh God" during orgasm since it would be blasphemous.
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Male 213
@patchgrabber, I like that and I will start by using `Prometheus has landed`.
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Male 1,754
"I`m God now, slut!"
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Male 201
PI AND TAU!!
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Male 6,737
Again, so old... must be a repost.
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Male 5,811
Not exactly. I like to keep up with pop-culture references. When Pirates of the Caribbean was popular it was "Release the Kraken!"
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Male 156
Oh, random fluctuations in the space/time continuum!
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Male 1,284
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