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Date: 06/12/12 01:31 PM

46 Responses to What Atheists Say When They Have Orgasms [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    Link: What Atheists Say When They Have Orgasms - And I`ve achieved.
  2. Profile photo of liberkaos
    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    Oh, random fluctuations in the space/time continuum!
  3. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    Not exactly. I like to keep up with pop-culture references. When Pirates of the Caribbean was popular it was "Release the Kraken!"
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    Again, so old... must be a repost.
  5. Profile photo of OddNumber
    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    PI AND TAU!!
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    "I`m God now, slut!"
  7. Profile photo of TheShmoo
    TheShmoo Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    @patchgrabber, I like that and I will start by using `Prometheus has landed`.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    I would think atheists would rather say "oh God" during orgasm since it would be blasphemous.
  9. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:28 pm
    While not exactly poking fun at atheists, this is the kind of diverse religious/non-religious content I have been talking about for ages. I don`t care if its old (2005 copywrite clearly visible and noted), its funny, it made me laugh, and gave me hope for I-A-B yet. Don`t spoil it. :P
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    356 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    Is this insinuating all atheists are scientists or Mathematicians?

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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    Not funny, but I can take a little joke without freaking out. Unlike religious fanatics.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    "I would think atheists would rather say "oh God" during orgasm since it would be blasphemous."

    Actually, I think it`s blasphemous for a religious person to say "oh God" during a sex act that`s probably considered a sin. Kind of like saying Jesus Christ when you are angry about something. Atheists don`t believe in a god so it wouldn`t make sense and would be meaningless if we said it. I can think of a dozen other things to say during sex that are non-religious.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    lived next door to a guy (student housing) who always yelled out BANZAI!!!!
  14. Profile photo of blrkrbbd
    blrkrbbd Male 50-59
    9 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    my neighbor`s half-sister makes $74 hourly on the computer. She has been without work for 5 months but last month her check was $20138 just working on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more
  15. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    How `bout "Biological Prime-directive! Spaghetti monster!"
  16. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    Bloody hilarious!
  17. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    this has actually been one of those exploitables for a while

  18. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    This isn`t funny, and it`s an insult to science. It implies that all atheists are well-versed in science, which isn`t true. A lot of atheists are scientifically retarded just like a lot of Christians.
  19. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 3:20 pm
    OH! Not collecting stamps!!
  20. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 3:39 pm
    lulz
  21. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    Atheists reach climax?
  22. Profile photo of cityncolour
    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    Laugh it up theists. Keeping in mind all of you shouldn`t be screaming out anything other than...
    "Procreation!" or "Pair Bonding!" Otherwise would you not be living in sin? Just goes to prove once again, it only pays to be a christian when it`s convenient.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    I scream out Chthulu.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:18 pm
    Haha.. gods watching you!

    I often say nothing.

    Rude to speak with your mouthful..
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    Badenov Male 70 & Over
    258 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    OH, Quantum Fluuuuuux!!!
  26. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 5:19 pm
    "drat" works
  27. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    I always scream things like "My light saber is so hard right now" "Oh yeah baby, drive that little R2 unit farther inside" "My Jabba`s comming, it`s comming..."

    So far I haven`t heard any complaints.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    Shazam!
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 7:06 pm
    An atheists` "religion" is science ??



  30. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 7:22 pm
    I just go with the always appropriate "Fu@# YES!!!"
  31. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 8:15 pm
    Ummm yep, I always resort to the good ol` "Oh fffuuck, Right there!"
  32. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    "I`m gonna` cum" works fairly well...
  33. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    @Groogle

    You haven`t heard any complaints because your hand can`t talk, silly.
  34. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 11:32 pm
    I usually use the name of the goddess I am loving. Then I worship her a bit. I get lots of repeat performances for an atheist . . .
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1300 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 12:47 am
    That`s fine and dandy, but would a dyslexic shout "Oh, Dog!"?
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    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 3:38 am
    "Oh, Oh, Oh, Big Bang Theory!"
  37. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 5:12 am
    Better than using your Lord`s name in vain.
  38. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 7:21 am
    Technically atheists shouldn`t be shouting anything. So next time I`m just going to be completely silent the whole time, and when it`s over I`ll give her a thumbs-up.
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:40 am
    Since its dumb that their is a word for people that dont believe, Athiests would just comment throughout the session that they are not cumming, then after there is evidence of climax, they might conceed.
  40. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 9:40 am
    "Sanchez!"
  41. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 11:14 am
    "Technically atheists shouldn`t be shouting anything. So next time I`m just going to be completely silent the whole time, and when it`s over I`ll give her a thumbs-up."

    I like this idea. Think i`ll do the same.
  42. Profile photo of T3hHippie
    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    I though we just yelled satanic messages? That`s what some religious folks are saying.
  43. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    No; still say oh god
  44. Profile photo of chickiesue86
    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 4:43 am
    it`s not normal to scream physics?
  45. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:31 am
    Oh my Darwin! Oh MY DARWIN!!! *big bang*
  46. Profile photo of liabach
    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 7:33 pm
    OH GOD! is dead. OH GOD! is dead.

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