Welcome To The Zettabyte Era

Submitted by: piperfawn 4 years ago in Tech

I-A-B, are you ready for this era?
There are 24 comments:
Male 725
Yay!!! More porn!!!
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Male 5,617
@burbclaver
XD!!!
I`m still rockin my Motorola R2D2. I love sitting in nice, quiet client office and getting mail just before and incoming call then, after hanging up, pocket it really fast or drop it...
R2D2: "RRRROOOWWOOO!!!"
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Male 25
Man, I haven`t even got to the Terabyte era yet, Pretty sure my Desktop is still rocking Megabytes
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Male 41
I could make a video like this, where I say a load of stuff like it`s complete fact without presenting why i think this or how I`ve come to this conclusion.. I`ve just watched a video telling me things outright with absolutely no explanation as to how they know all of this.
Not only that but it`s a completely pointless video...
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Male 878
My wife has two iPhones, an iPad, a Macbook, and a PC laptop. They are all synched and when an email arrives it makes a noise on every freakin` device. Last night they were on all over the house and every few seconds they dinged. Drives me nuts.
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Male 735
so the internet will be more crowded? aw tits
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Male 406
the thing is this properly a gross underestimation... -it usually is when it comes to estimates.
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Male 1,197
meh, that reminds me i gota dload this weeks game of thrones
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Male 1,569
@squidbush, no 25% porn, 10% `common` data and 65% spam
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Male 3,364
Aaaaaaaannd, apparently, advertisement for Cisco and other corporations will make up a huge part of it. Gee, thanks.
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Male 1,093
And 96% of that will still be porn.
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Male 3,147
a zettabyte? omg, that`s like time travel territory.

because in 1994 it took me over half an hour and £4 to download one porn pic on compuserve....

not with a zettabyte of download bandwidth. That porn will appear half an hour before I`ve got my buckle undone...and hence the time travel.

I`m really looking forward to this.... It`ll be like ultimate real porn...

where you try and download it, and before you`ve even clicked on the link it`s already said it`s got a headache and wants a hot bath and early night.
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Male 1,249
The singularity is nigh
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Male 166
I want a damn yottabyte harddrive. I had to look this up but a yottabyte = 1099511627776 terabytes.
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Female 373
So you are telling me that in 4 years time internet usage will grow a lot. Wow that is unusual.
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Male 2,598
next stop, zettabyte thumb drive! i still remember paying 80 bucks for a 2 gb a few years back
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Male 5,874
Pass me another methedrine...
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Male 5,314
meh
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Male 1,737
32GB a month? Is that it? I have to try hard to not use my 30gb limit every month.
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Male 500
fap fap fap fap
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Male 5,413
Go us. Get a Zettabyte drive?
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Male 3,894
Let`s extrapolate current trends without accounting for any factors that might slow or curb the rate!
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Male 321
Yay, speculation; so informative.
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Male 5,078
Link: Welcome To The Zettabyte Era [Rate Link] - I-A-B, are you ready for this era?
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