We Get It, Richard Branson--You`re Virile [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 4 years ago Funny

Yeah, we know--you"re filthy rich, every girl wants you and you"re a total man. No need to beat us over the head with it
There are 33 comments:
Male 766
that is one hot pic, her face . . . she just came didn`t she? or a good fart . . . can`t tell
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Male 2,143
Here is why I`m WAYY more awesome. I don`t need to show off.
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Male 3,631
Translation:

This male possesses valuable resources toward the purpose of procreating. Note, he is engaging in a purely recreational activity, with a female clinging to his back, and with no sign of danger but rather displaying herself as a symbol of pleasure and freedom from care. This illustrates the superfluousness of his resources to such a degree that they reach trivial, even immaterial pursuits, and for that he is rewarded by the trivial, immaterial display of this female presenting her sexuality within a public sphere. Shame is not an issue here, as she seeks to actually derive prestige from this uninhibited display, and thus this male`s existential quandry is resolved, in the form of reproductive (if artificially obtained) validity.

Further translation:

Defamation by proxy yields your lowest form of flattery.
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Male 19
old pic is old. and that was his gf at the time
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Male 14,773
"That is why this guy is awesome and you are not. Take a good look everyone."

I concede.
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Male 4

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Male 928
That is why this guy is awesome and you are not. Take a good look everyone.
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Male 15,832
If he falls, she`s getting the douche of a lifetime.
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Male 1,745
ok this is a model. He had to pay her and a camera crew to take this photo. Anyone trying that hard is the opposite of virile. might have ED.
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Female 65
(shakes head) Oh how I hate that man...
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Male 1,950
Still, that`s someone`s daughter, and daddy ain`t proud.
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Male 369
And just when I thought my loathing for Branson could not be elevated to a higher level, along comes this...

*sigh*
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Male 658
This is really old. Colbert mocked it with a similar photo-shoot of him vacuuming.
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Male 2,690
The question is why the hell would you be doing THAT when you have HER with you!? Just sayin`
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Male 694
for those who dont know, that chick is the photographers girlfriend/wife
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Male 51
I don`t think I`ve ever been more jealous of a person in my life.
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Female 4,447
It`s like he picked up a hitchhiker. Better yet, a barnacle. Because barnacles are the hitchhikers of the sea.
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Female 9,402
Good for him.
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Male 3,425
I hope to one day be so rich that I can give naked supermodels a piggyback while water-skiing.
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Male 117
Daaamn..
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Male 4,746
That is one homely looking chick.
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Male 3,445
This picture has been around for a couple years, at least.
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Female 4,086
she`s young enough to be his granddaughter.
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Male 416
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Male 7,123
i think I remember reading about this. IIRC his missus was fine with it.
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Male 2,143
Shop..
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Male 1,558
Nice backpack!
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Male 1,803
Jaysus, she`s young enough to be Holly Branson...
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Male 6,737
Agree with keyboard guy below.

He`s a real man`s man though, is ol` Branson.
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Male 37,888

Be happy he`s not the one who`s naked.
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Male 215
Come now, we have NSFW warnings for the slightest of things but this lacks one? I see nipple in there.
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Male 81
Golddigger @ 11 0`clock!!! take evasive manouvers!
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Female 1,328
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