This Would Make Me Jump Through the Roof [4 Pics]

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago Misc

Lesson of the Day: Always look before you evacuate your bowels.
There are 45 comments:
Female 734
the suspense is killing me, did they get it?
a low flow replacement toilet, did they get one?
Oh and the snake, did they get the cobra or is it just lurking in the plumbing still?
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Male 2,513
@Panth, haha true
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Female 9,403
Who needs toilets when I can just sh*t in my pants.
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Male 14,775
I`d trump the cobra with my super turd.
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Female 2,549
That`s a freaking cobra.,
This is going to be on mind for a while to come
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Male 1,239
[quote]And the point is...???[/quote]
Are you sure you`re not tedgp or leesah in disguise?
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Male 1,016
If I saw that my bowels would definitely unload quickly !!!
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Male 228
And the point is...???
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Male 2,220
I`d put money on this being in SA with a cobra or a rhinkals perhaps, don`t think you`ve got the monopoly on poisonous snakes television, saffers have a few lovely herps to derp with.



If attitude is anything to go by, this one would rip most taipans to shreds... let alone what it would do if you tried to sh*t on it...
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Male 49
Welcome to Australia...
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Male 945
Humans can get worms too I guess.
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Male 3,631
Thanks Tobunshi. And a f*cking COBRA of all things..
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Male 678
@Groogle

"WERE" those snakes, my friend. And it`s a single snake.
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Female 426
I just had a dream about this last night...
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Male 3,310
Yeah, agree. Destruction of a perfectly good crap tunnel would get me excited too.
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Male 198
I always.... ALWAYS check under the lid before I sit down. Once, just once I saw a scorpion`s claw, just barely, under the lid.

Never again will I be seated before I make that all-important check. I can not imagine how painful it would have been to have been stung in the taint.
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Male 2,172
Was those snakes or a single octopus?

It`s kind of hard to tell with those pictures.
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Male 37,910

They smashed it for two reasons.
1: They couldn`t get the snake out any other way.
2: Would you ever sit on that toilet again? I wouldn`t
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Male 1,243
Yeah i dont get why they smashed a perfectly good toilet just because a snake was in it
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Male 282
Guess that explains the Tidy Bowl Man`s sudden disappearance!
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Male 5,568
Not "just a snake". Looks like a cobra.
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Male 1,558
Third world!!
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Male 2,085
Why did they smash the toilet?
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Male 265
It`s just a snake.
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Male 3,894
I would piss on it, and grab it by the throat when it moved to strike. Then I would skin it and make a fine snake leather belt.
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Female 4,349
holy snake batman!
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Male 11,740
I thought it was a prank.....holy freakin` hell. I would never use that toilet again.
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Male 319
I am now afraid of pooping. Thanks, I-A-B!
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Female 4,447
My immediate reaction would involve a flurry of curses, slamming the lid and back peddling right out of the house.
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Male 523
I would leave and never return to my toilet again.
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Male 5,413
Always scared of this happening!
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Male 9
my roomate`s step-mother got paid $14161 a month ago. she is making an income on the computer and moved in a $373300 house. All she did was get lucky and put into action the guide given on this website
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Male 2,376
woe that is the weirdest thing i`ve seen in a while.... A dratIN BLACK TOILET SEAT!!!!!
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Male 213
"Suddenly, I don`t have to go anymore..."
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Male 27
@Demstar The coloring looks right, but the flared hood looks like some variety of cobra..best to put the seat down and flush :)
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Male 425
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Female 179
Is that a taipan?
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Male 6,737
[email protected] Damn right.
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Male 201
SMASH POOPER POT!! SMASH!!
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Male 5,811
No.

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Female 170
I`m so glad I live in a country without (proper) snakes! >_<
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Female 7,838
Well, it would certaily give me a start. No need to break the loo though- might have hurt the snake.
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Male 2,418
Really Gerry, Now you`re just begging for smartass comments arn`t you...
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Male 5,314
nope nope nope
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Male 37,910
Link: This Would Make Me Jump Through the Roof [4 Pics] [Rate Link] - Lesson of the Day: Always look before you evacuate your bowels.
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