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45 Responses to This Would Make Me Jump Through the Roof [4 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37890 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Link: This Would Make Me Jump Through the Roof - Lesson of the Day: Always look before you evacuate your bowels.
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5314 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    nope nope nope
  3. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 40-49
    2416 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    Really Gerry, Now you`re just begging for smartass comments arn`t you...
  4. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7797 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    Well, it would certaily give me a start. No need to break the loo though- might have hurt the snake.
  5. Profile photo of Funkytoes
    Funkytoes Female 18-29
    170 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    I`m so glad I live in a country without (proper) snakes! >_<
  6. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5811 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    No.

  7. Profile photo of OddNumber
    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    SMASH POOPER POT!! SMASH!!
  8. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6737 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    [email protected] Damn right.
  9. Profile photo of Demstar_Aus
    Demstar_Aus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:06 pm
    Is that a taipan?
  10. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:18 pm
  11. Profile photo of Abisite
    Abisite Male 50-59
    27 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    @Demstar The coloring looks right, but the flared hood looks like some variety of cobra..best to put the seat down and flush :)
  12. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    "Suddenly, I don`t have to go anymore..."
  13. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2376 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:39 pm
    woe that is the weirdest thing i`ve seen in a while.... A dratIN BLACK TOILET SEAT!!!!!
  14. Profile photo of blrkrbbd
    blrkrbbd Male 50-59
    9 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    my roomate`s step-mother got paid $14161 a month ago. she is making an income on the computer and moved in a $373300 house. All she did was get lucky and put into action the guide given on this website
  15. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5413 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    Always scared of this happening!
  16. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 3:10 pm
    I would leave and never return to my toilet again.
  17. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    My immediate reaction would involve a flurry of curses, slamming the lid and back peddling right out of the house.
  18. Profile photo of Zach82
    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    I am now afraid of pooping. Thanks, I-A-B!
  19. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11740 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    I thought it was a prank.....holy freakin` hell. I would never use that toilet again.
  20. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    holy snake batman!
  21. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    I would piss on it, and grab it by the throat when it moved to strike. Then I would skin it and make a fine snake leather belt.
  22. Profile photo of Wowummwow
    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:24 pm
    It`s just a snake.
  23. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2085 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:32 pm
    Why did they smash the toilet?
  24. Profile photo of soundman655
    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:46 pm
    Third world!!
  25. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    5391 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    Not "just a snake". Looks like a cobra.
  26. Profile photo of Badenov
    Badenov Male 70 & Over
    282 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 5:08 pm
    Guess that explains the Tidy Bowl Man`s sudden disappearance!
  27. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    Yeah i dont get why they smashed a perfectly good toilet just because a snake was in it
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37890 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    They smashed it for two reasons.
    1: They couldn`t get the snake out any other way.
    2: Would you ever sit on that toilet again? I wouldn`t
  29. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    Was those snakes or a single octopus?

    It`s kind of hard to tell with those pictures.
  30. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    I always.... ALWAYS check under the lid before I sit down. Once, just once I saw a scorpion`s claw, just barely, under the lid.

    Never again will I be seated before I make that all-important check. I can not imagine how painful it would have been to have been stung in the taint.
  31. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3305 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 7:30 pm
    Yeah, agree. Destruction of a perfectly good crap tunnel would get me excited too.
  32. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 8:09 pm
    I just had a dream about this last night...
  33. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 9:07 pm
    @Groogle

    "WERE" those snakes, my friend. And it`s a single snake.
  34. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3631 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 11:43 pm
    Thanks Tobunshi. And a f*cking COBRA of all things..
  35. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    945 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 4:08 am
    Humans can get worms too I guess.
  36. Profile photo of television17
    television17 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 4:21 am
    Welcome to Australia...
  37. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 4:57 am
    I`d put money on this being in SA with a cobra or a rhinkals perhaps, don`t think you`ve got the monopoly on poisonous snakes television, saffers have a few lovely herps to derp with.



    If attitude is anything to go by, this one would rip most taipans to shreds... let alone what it would do if you tried to sh*t on it...
  38. Profile photo of ssalty
    ssalty Male 60-69
    228 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 5:17 am
    And the point is...???
  39. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1016 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 7:11 am
    If I saw that my bowels would definitely unload quickly !!!
  40. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 7:37 am
    And the point is...???
    Are you sure you`re not tedgp or leesah in disguise?
  41. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2549 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 9:04 am
    That`s a freaking cobra.,
    This is going to be on mind for a while to come
  42. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14769 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 9:39 am
    I`d trump the cobra with my super turd.
  43. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9327 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 11:54 am
    Who needs toilets when I can just sh*t in my pants.
  44. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 13, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    @Panth, haha true
  45. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 7:21 pm
    the suspense is killing me, did they get it?
    a low flow replacement toilet, did they get one?
    Oh and the snake, did they get the cobra or is it just lurking in the plumbing still?

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